cat learnin'
so...over the past two weeks I have learned quite a bit about satan cat and orange cat.
orange cat is happy to see you.
orange cat seems to only eat or drink freshly put out food and water
orange cat is a distraction
satan cat is "happy" to see you
satan cat will pretend to eat and drink until your back is turned then try to trip you
satan cat tries to trip you so that you will fall, break your back and be paralyzed from the waist down...your arms need to work so you can pet him but you can't walk away
satan cat waits until you are distracted by orange cat then head butts or bites you
satan cat likes to be pet
satan cat will head butt you if you dare stop petting him
satan cat's fur sticks to stubble and NEVER EVER comes off...it will turn into a cat hair beard.
satan cat thinks ears are tasty to chew on
satan cat is jealous...if you are petting orange cat he will get between you.
satan cat is happy with being pet unless you are petting orange cat too
satan cat will get between you and orange cat and then bite your fingers as punishment
satan cat purrs VERY loud while biting you (see ears comment)
satan cat will claw and grab at your hands/fingers if you are not petting him
satan cat will play chase...running from one room to another makes him chase you.
satan cat will not play fetch. if you throw something he will look at it, then at you, then head butt you for your insinuation that he is a dog
satan cat is deviously "clumsy" and will fall/knock stuff over/rend and tear flesh and be like.."what? sorry bro that was an accident"
cats will not eat for 2-3 days then consume ever bit of kibble in 24 hours and when you come to check on them they will cry and whine as if to say "YOU LEFT US TO STARVE YOU BASTARD"
orange cat is happy to see you.
orange cat seems to only eat or drink freshly put out food and water
orange cat is a distraction
satan cat is "happy" to see you
satan cat will pretend to eat and drink until your back is turned then try to trip you
satan cat tries to trip you so that you will fall, break your back and be paralyzed from the waist down...your arms need to work so you can pet him but you can't walk away
satan cat waits until you are distracted by orange cat then head butts or bites you
satan cat likes to be pet
satan cat will head butt you if you dare stop petting him
satan cat's fur sticks to stubble and NEVER EVER comes off...it will turn into a cat hair beard.
satan cat thinks ears are tasty to chew on
satan cat is jealous...if you are petting orange cat he will get between you.
satan cat is happy with being pet unless you are petting orange cat too
satan cat will get between you and orange cat and then bite your fingers as punishment
satan cat purrs VERY loud while biting you (see ears comment)
satan cat will claw and grab at your hands/fingers if you are not petting him
satan cat will play chase...running from one room to another makes him chase you.
satan cat will not play fetch. if you throw something he will look at it, then at you, then head butt you for your insinuation that he is a dog
satan cat is deviously "clumsy" and will fall/knock stuff over/rend and tear flesh and be like.."what? sorry bro that was an accident"
cats will not eat for 2-3 days then consume ever bit of kibble in 24 hours and when you come to check on them they will cry and whine as if to say "YOU LEFT US TO STARVE YOU BASTARD"