12 reasons to love JJ Jones for Picspammy
WARNING behind the cut there is spoilers for the whole of season three and this post contains bad language
He is the pill king
Shop man: You taking them pills they give you?
JJ: Of course I am the pill king
He has teddy bear pjays
Emily: Please tell me someone makes you wear those pyjamas?
JJ: No, I just like them. They are 100% Egyptian cotton which is good because rayon derivatives and other man made fibres can interfere with my…
Emily: JJ if we are going to be friends you can’t wear the teddy bears anymore… get them off
JJ: Right you got it no teddies. I’ve got some other ones with world war one-fighter planes on them
He is magic
JJ: I could show her one of my magic tricks. Dad says its an disarming icebreaker
He can breath fire
JJ: Pass the spliff Freddibreck
Cook: Ah it’s that trick (tbh not sure what he says but its something along those lines)
JJ: Don’t worry I’ve perfected it
He thinks he’s not “normal”
Emily: Hi JJ what a surprise. Hi
JJ: Oh hi Emily what are you doing here… oh you don’t say
Emily: Its ok
JJ: Yes yes its alright its just I don’t expect… I don’t usually see people I know in here
Emily: Why not?
JJ: Because normal people don’t come here
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Emily: Truth is JJ you’re nice
JJ: No I’m unusual
Emily: Yeah?
JJ: And that’s just code for not normal. I’d give anything to be normal for a whole day
He can be a little evil sometimes
JJ: Alright you can have some of mine
Cook: Mad pills?
JJ: Yeah you wanna get mad right?
Cook: Stun?
*nods*
Cook: What do they do?
JJ: A lot you need to take 2 or 3
Cook: Go on then…
JJ: I’ve already taken mine.
There you go or possibly you’re pussy
He got taken to a prostitute and all he wanted to do was kiss
Megan: You don’t have to do anything you don’t want too
JJ: Could I kiss you?
Megan: We don’t do kissing
JJ: That’s all I want to do
He wants to be allowed in the shed
Freddie: You’ve had a busy day haven’t you J?
JJ: I’m sorry I got locked on. You all pissed me off
Does this mean I cant come to the shed anymore?
Freddie: Of course not you can still come to the shed. Just give me some space ok I need time to think
He is a model plane dork
JJ: A meschersmitt ME262E, A Curtis P40 kitti hawk, a howler typhoon
Shop man: Night fighter or ground attack?
JJ: Ground attack. A Fokker wolf 190, A Gloucester meteor, Bolton poldeffiant and a Mitsubishi zero. I want that in kamikaze speck
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Shop man: Well something’s up JJ. I mean deliberately destroying a kamikaze speck zero that’s gotta tell you something.
Here this will cheer you up. I got cruise missiles on special offer
JJ: Intercontinental?
Shop man: Oh yeah R62 matador. The real deal
He is a little under appreciated
JJ: I want, I want things to change Freddie
Freddie: Things already have changed. They change all the time
JJ: Doesn’t it matter what I think? Because I think it should matter more you know?
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Freddie: You’ve got to choose mate either me or cook.
JJ: What about me? Don’t I count?
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JJ: What would be so bad about stopping? What about other people?
Cook: Fuck other people J. Fuck em
JJ: Thing is Cook you never did answer my question. What would happen if you stopped?
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JJ: Just care ok?
Cook: About what?
JJ: About me. About me you twat. You’re all fucking twats
He usually drinks mango juice when he is over stressed
JJ: Yeah well well don’t diss me while you’re having sexual intercourse because you might think its funny but i… sorry
Uh-oh uh-oh
Effy: JJ are you going to give me some kind of fucked up hint on what you are talking about…
JJ: I, I usually drink mango juice when I am over stressed
He says (and does) things he really shouldn’t
Emily: Do you need calming down?
JJ: Believe me I totally do. I’m getting over-stimulated just talking to you now. I mean you are exciting me wait that’s not what I … bugger, shitifications
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Emily: JJ I think you’ve got your hand on my tit
JJ: I know… I mean shit sorry
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Katie: Maybe my weirdo sister’s up for it?
JJ: No that’s ridiculous Emily is gay anyway I wanted to talk to you Freds but maybe we can do this another time… uh-oh
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