On the twelfth day of Christmas,
madmarchie sent to me...
Twelve yourlocalsaviors drumming
Eleven gmalivuks piping
Ten denajanes a-leaping
Nine digitaldocs dancing
Eight meaganwas a-milking
Seven rashumbabeans a-swimming
Six sandxstars a-baking
Five bro-o-o-oknkeepers
Four butithinkiloveus
Three mopeds
Two ufies
...and a coach in an user friendly.