- No more sitting at laptop and suddenly a giant black ant runs along the top.
- No more flies and fruit-flies coming out of nowhere.
- No more garter snakes coming in through the front door.
- No more bare-naked, drum-like floor for dog to dance over all night long.
- No more initiating AGGRESSIVE, creepy neighbours.
- No more vandalism, microagressions, and so on, coming from out of the blue.
- No more exhausting mowing, shovelling - (?)
- Might get away from all this wifi and electrical radiation.
- No more damned airplanes and helicopters and cars and mowers and so on!
- Possibly move to a place with better air conditioning, cheaper utilities!
- Hopefully less population density of dense idiots and dogs.
- Who knows, maybe even a fence?!
- No more centipedes. Hopefully. And less spiders.
- Less chance of disease.
- Less you-know-what!
- And no more illness and financial disruption from moving in - moving out - moving in - moving out...
I should deeply miss the great turkey-birds, however. And lunch at that Mexican place. And a basement for storing food strategically.