Brain Candy.

Dec 14, 2022 04:07

I watch CourtTV, and how the media people seem just as sensational and psychopathic as the killers they feature.  They just keep enticing and enticing more salacious interest from couch surfers like me.  I think, one day, I will tune in, and they will be doing a story on the notorious Chanley Painter stalker.  And they will put up a picture of the guy, and I will shout,

"OMG!  That's me!"

Cuz I just think she's toppers.  I only yesterday ascertained her actual name.  It wasn't easy to know, because it's a little weird, but also because the top announcer guy at CourtTV keeps trying to push her out of the picture, and she doesn't even have a Wiki page.  But she just keeps piping along, flashing those lush, cherry lips, enticing, acting like sex is right around the corner.  Or something.

I think her relative obscurity is because she is from Arkansas, and she is just so unlike the whole Hollywood and Lawyer gangs that she lets it happen.  Too nice.  It's amazing that she hasn't been abducted before getting to national TV.  Like so many of them do.

But, she's got this eager-beaver, indefatigable, almost-addictive energy and attitude.  I guess it partly comes from her small-town, backwoods Midwest/southern upbringing.  She's green.  And idealistic.  But, again, I mainly thought she was either oversexed or a complete narcissist, desperate for attention, like this is the most important game in town - getting millions of people to follow her for how her hair looks, or what sexy dress she is wearing.  Pffft!  The very idea.

I do think she's about the hottest TV person I have ever seen, and I would send her my babies, if I had any around.  But, as it turns out, Chanley Painter is actually quite an amazing human being.  She's more than a tabloid pin-up girl.  She did some serious college work, is an attourney, fiddles old-style Arkansas country music, participated in the Miss Arkansas and Miss USA pageants, she's a baker, and a karate-chopper - and I'd bet that she is also a painter, and does her own makeup.

More than that, her childhood dream was to become the first female president.  You know what I think?  I think she thinks she's on track - in the flow - on her way to get there, some day!  And, I think it's not an impossibility!  Another lawyer from Little Rock.  With men under her desk.

She is married, btw.

Here's a picture of how skinny she has been.  Feel free to click the pics for greater sensation.




Everyone at CourtTV is just so jealous of her.  But her sweet, country girl charm and relentless energy keeps winning them over.  Here's a story from when she wasn't so famous, running for a 2009 beauty contest in Las Vegas...




What a woman!  Of course she'll be president one day!

Um, I haven;t really done a post about the helicopter problem around here.  Black helicopters come out and just hover over particular neighbourhoods or houses - sometimes mine.  Annoyingly, in the dark of night.  They are police copters got from the military, which probably said, "You want these?  You'll have to do a little surveillance for us in exchange, OK?"  I am hoping that the 8 layers of window-caking over my windows might help foil the noise a bit.

Tonight, they have been active.  More so, jets and planes have been frequent, tonight.  We have Chicago's third airport, so-called.  Tonight, the jets are either getting into position in case a nuclear war breaks out - or - since there is tornado weather down south, more passenger flights are being diverted through this region.  Or both.  I think one reason people move out of this city is because of this increasing air traffic madness.  But, it makes money for the airport, ergo the city, so that's how the beautiful people think.

So, I tuned into this UFO show online last night.  UFOs do exist, and conveniently we can't say what they are and that's why they are UFOs!  Now there's an air-tight conspiracy theory for ya, hey?  One of their stories was about pilots, in a regular passenger aeroplane, who see this vertical line of lights off in the sky, thousands and thousands of feet higher than any manly antenna could ever extend.  The artist's rendition made this look like it could have been a giant rod, with very bright lights along it, equidistant to each other - or - maybe it was simply an arrangement of UFOs in formation, looking like an antenna.  People in a different plane also saw this thing.

To me, it did look like an antenna.  I have always been very interested in antennae, so I oughta know.  So, on the hypothesis that this formation was indeed an antenna of some sort, then the thinking that follows is: What could an antenna in the sky be doing?  And the obvious answer is that the aliens were rebroadcasting some signal from Earth, to their compatriots circling around Sirius.  Of course.  Because it is very possible that these aliens are not only here to dissect our livers, and all that, but they also find us entertaining - since they are probably future manifestations of us, anyway.

What could they have been rebroadcasting?  Something live?  Something sexy?  Something of relevance to the future of civilisation on Earth.  Like maybe a future president - and this is like a miniseries with millions of Greys on the edge of their seats...

The year was 2009.

And the formation was stationed above the city of Las Vegas.

Chanley Painter!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E44ASbZjeMA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCr473ksv5o

The latest LJ fuckery:

Thanks for 'liking' my posts. Although these show up online correctly, they get to me, in my Inbox, etc., as "madman101 liked your post" - it no longer says your names. It says I am liking my own posts, lol. Maybe this is happening w/ you, as well.

I don't 'like' your posts often, because my journal style doesn't allow this. And I stay in my journal style because, maybe you've noticed. The white-on-black text is easier on the eyes. I have light issues, at times. It's a CFS brain thing.

When I awoke, in Philly, while visiting friends, I was in pain, from all the surrounding sunlight. They had no idea why I was acting so weird. It was because I was seriously ill, but nobody knew it yet.

Anyway, I do read and like all of your posts - I just don't 'like' them a lot. And even less so, now that I am less involved in LJ. But, you know, things change. Nothing really matters. Marissa To-me.

I've got to work on a Walgreens order. Including more Omeprazole for my dog. Down to one tablet today.

painter - chanley painter, airplanes / helicopters, sexy bodies, tv - 'courttv', weird / strange / weird, ufo's (and see aliens)

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