The People versus Mister Foot
Brain probs never went away so. Here are three movies with Big Hearted Mister Foot portrayed as some kind monstrous villain. In fact, most folks know that Big only kills humans when he wants to send a message, since we are analogous to a telegraph system for him. He also kills when he gets tired of broccoli, but never touches humans, because he thinks we are related. He does abduct humans though, but only when he mistakes us for aliens. Rumour is that when he dines out with his alien friends, they always foot the big. After the three movies is one Evil Knievel documentary and then one tease for an In Search of Aliens episode. I am dishing all this out to you because it is sensational. The stuff that I may post later may be more boring, but you will endure it since I enticed you will all this video bling.
This first movie isn't too bad. Much of it is boring, but then there is a fight. This movie would have been better of the survivalist had a dog, and also if the guy, who looks like Eric Bana on steroids, recovered his girlfriend. It would be interesting to see how human females fare after spending a year cohabitating with someone twice their size, rife with lice, and smelling of dead racoons. This movie is better than I expected it to be, and pretends that it is a prequel. Too many ads!
This next movie got several awards, so it's got to be, if not good, then politically correct. I have yet to watch it...
The next movie might be a cheaper repeat of the first one. They all start with people stupidly out in the woods. I have yet to see one where everyone is in a movie theatre and Bigfoot runs in attacks them all. That doesn't mean it never happens. We just don't have tangible evidence of it yet.
Oh, wait - that was only a trailer! You can find it yourself - or go here and put up with the risky pop-up tabs and ads.
And here's a big legend hooking up with some other gold guy to hunt down B igfoot so they can have a beer with him. A good example of why I like idiots..
And here is the brief outtake about people getting nabbed by Bigfoot or aliens on Mount Shasta. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's interesting that the AmerIndians say to never go above the sacred tree-line on Shasta, or Bigfoot will shake you down. Well, Yeti, in the Himalayas, is also said to live above the tree-line there. They both have pointy heads and like Yellowstone.
My tags will direct you to posts regarding the hairy man big of foot.
OK, I think I am done for the day.
This first movie isn't too bad. Much of it is boring, but then there is a fight. This movie would have been better of the survivalist had a dog, and also if the guy, who looks like Eric Bana on steroids, recovered his girlfriend. It would be interesting to see how human females fare after spending a year cohabitating with someone twice their size, rife with lice, and smelling of dead racoons. This movie is better than I expected it to be, and pretends that it is a prequel. Too many ads!
Click to viewThis next movie got several awards, so it's got to be, if not good, then politically correct. I have yet to watch it...
The next movie might be a cheaper repeat of the first one. They all start with people stupidly out in the woods. I have yet to see one where everyone is in a movie theatre and Bigfoot runs in attacks them all. That doesn't mean it never happens. We just don't have tangible evidence of it yet.
Oh, wait - that was only a trailer! You can find it yourself - or go here and put up with the risky pop-up tabs and ads.
And here's a big legend hooking up with some other gold guy to hunt down B igfoot so they can have a beer with him. A good example of why I like idiots..
And here is the brief outtake about people getting nabbed by Bigfoot or aliens on Mount Shasta. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's interesting that the AmerIndians say to never go above the sacred tree-line on Shasta, or Bigfoot will shake you down. Well, Yeti, in the Himalayas, is also said to live above the tree-line there. They both have pointy heads and like Yellowstone.
My tags will direct you to posts regarding the hairy man big of foot.
OK, I think I am done for the day.