Introducing the next governor of Illinois...
J.B. Prizker, (Democratic Billionaire). He is guaranteed to win (in November) against the current gov., Bruce Rauner, (Republican Billionaire). I will wrastle anyone who don't agree. Here's who should have won the Dem. Primary:
Daniel Biss, but the media never said much about him, so, hmmm. Biss will have a chance, one day, because this godforsaken reign of kings surely must come to an end some day. Chris Kennedy, who is a member of the Kennedy dynasty, also ran. He had a few draw-backs. He brought his brother to Rockford, where they sang, "My Wild Irish Rose", at the Irish Rose bar. I don't think that was political though. I think they were mostly drunk. (See also Rose Kennedy). I hear the Federal Facility in Rock Island is already building a suite to accomodate Pritzger one day.