Poli-Sci in a Heart-Beat
bureaucracy = rule by bureaus
cadenzocracy = rule by cadenzas
dresserocracy = rule by Fran Dresser
carbondiocracy = global warming
garbagedumpocracy = rule by white trash
trumpocracy = rule by ouija board
rappocracy = rule by crooked trigger fingers
rapocracy = what we have now
plutocracy = rule by the planet pluto
zacefronocracy = rule by the planet zac efron
democracy = rule by old demo tapes
clintocracy = bodies everywhere
bushocracy = see above
obomocracy = rule by drones and spies
idiocracy = rule by outdated yet popular ideas
misanthrocracy = on a morning when you are missing your throc
downthetoiletocracy = see also democracy
anarchy = not the chism you were expecting
stanandolligarchy = rule by Laurel and Hardy
monarchy = rule by moans, grunts, and painful joints
malarchy = godforsaken rule by Irish drunkards who think they're Jewish
socialism = the alternative to Catholic grade school
Catholicism = it is everywhere and watching you
religion = are you serious?!
communism = rule by people being welcomed into your flat
Marxism = rule by the Rockerfellers
Chaplinism = rule by people who look like Hitler
Zionism = rule by an urge to go home violently
racism = rule by an urge to leave home violently
THANK YOU, LJ, FOR FUCKING DESTROYING THIS PART OF THE POST.....
...finds the root insanity of the matter
globalism = imagine a big fat globular man
modernism = ironically, this is the way it used to be
post-modernism = the movement to post signs that this is the way it used to be
deconstructionism = see also 9/11
imperialism = the 'statitude' & system which imperils the lives of everyone else on the planet
colonialism = because people are ants
... can you think of any others?! - lol