DON'T PANIC
It is an important and popular fact that things are not
always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth,
Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent
species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most
intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course
dolphins who had long known of the impending destruction
of planet earth. They had on many attempts tried to alert
mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as
amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for
tidbits. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted
as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt at doing a double
backflip through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled
banner but in fact the message was this:
Thus spake the Dolphins:
So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow (around you)
So long so long and thanks for all the fish
The world’s about to be destroyed
There’s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the world dissolve (around you)
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so
long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so
long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish
If I had just one last wish
I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one thing
We would all have learnt to sing
Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so
long so long
So long so long, so long so long, so long so long, so
long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish
Dolphins on the move - Ascend into the heavens - Go Here:
The congregation of dolphins in the Pacific,
urging humans to wake up to our global tragedy.