trigger warning
Barack HUSSEIN Obama wants to institutionalize CARBON DATING! Carbon dating is immoral and wrong. Carbon should not be allowed to date itself: Atoms alike should go take a hike! It is obscene! And CARBON DATING is the only reason why we have GLOBAL WARMING. They keep reproducing! Making more and more carbon atoms! They keep bonding and bonding and you know what we end up with? Incestuous BUCKY BALLS! Global Warming is an AIR-OBAMA scheme to make us all pay more CARBON TAXES! The Bible forbids it. So please vote "No!" on CARBON DATING today, and please shoot the penguins. We need to send a message to that illegal immigrant in his diamond-studded time machine! And also, NO MORE DINOSAURS! They are eating all the apples!