I know what it's like to be dead

[madman101]

She said:

I HATE PORN BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF MEN!

I HATE MEN BECAUSE THEY REMIND ME OF PORN!

(And you're making me feel like having sex with Santorum!)

Everybody get in line to have your rights taken away - cuz here they come.
Everybody turn left.
Everybody turn right.