Say Hello to "Dr. Jackal"! [video]

Jan 22, 2011 23:24

[Kefka was giggling the entire time he sneaked out of his roommate’s room with Akabane’s signature black trench coat and hat. The clown usually announced his fondness for Dr. Jackal’s floppy hat, but this was the first time he ever got a hold to it. Removing some of his signature beads and feathers out of his hair, Kefka placed the hat gingerly ( Read more... )

totally insane, he's back, haters gonna hate, bored, flair for the dramatics, what is this?, don't trust clowns, booooooooooring, going to gut fishies, cosplaying as akabane, uwehehehe, i totally hear voices, hide your children, lmao wut, bored clown is bored, i wanna kill everyone, screw this joint, very bored, you people stink, *sob*, such a creeper, die peons, hide your magicite, is a total idiot, oh so bored, hide bitches!, death or cake?, mwhahaha, i hate this place, the fishbowl sucks, idek

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 04:58:19 UTC
Y-You're asking people to let you kill them? What's the matter with you? Didn't you get enough with killing the pirates?

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madlydancing January 23 2011, 05:20:22 UTC
DAMN RIGHT I DIDN'T!

[He damn near screams this right into the poor girl's ear.]

I wanna kill ALL of you! Every single last one of you worthless little peons! I wanna watch you squirm as I choke the life out of you! I want to see everyone die as I blow this stupid little city into a thousand and one pieces!

Imagine? A RIVER OF BLOOD SO THICK THAT IT COATS THE ENTIRE SEA! UWE-HEHE-HEHE!!!

I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it~!

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 05:30:48 UTC
[Yeah...so nice of you there. She flinches as he screams.]

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!

[Her eyes widen as he continues to continue.]

Y-You want to kill me! Why...what did I ever do to you!

If you blow us up, than you'll blow yourself up.

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madlydancing January 23 2011, 05:52:32 UTC
I'M GONNA USE YOUR INTESTINES AS A FRICKIN' SCARF WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!

[Run, child, run. Kefka is just completely batshit right now after days of pure boredom. He hates this normal placid life bullshit. There's no one who can match his powers anymore. ALUCARD IS GONE! There's no rivalry anymore, no fight for control!

The clown is BORED.]

I don't CARE if I die! I ALREADY DIED BEFORE, SO WHY CARE!

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 05:59:08 UTC
[Stare stare....stare stare. For a second, she thought of running but she felt safe so...]

I would like to see you try.

[She has even stronger Priestess abilities than she did before she left. She's also terrified that if she didn't take him on, that he will hurt someone else.]

You should! Why waste this second chance!

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madlydancing January 23 2011, 06:24:03 UTC
Do ya? Do ya really?!

[If only he could reach out and snap her perfect little neck right now. *sigh*]

I'm wasting my time already being stuck in this stupid city! I'm so BORED! There's nothing to do, nothing to KILL, except for you and others, and no new magic to learn about!

I'm bored.

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 06:27:36 UTC
If you have to kill someone, than I'll rather it be me then someone else. At least I can try to hurt you.

[Oh the inconvenience of the SFC.]

Well too bad. Take it up with the Alpha, instead of us!

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madlydancing January 23 2011, 06:34:34 UTC
BUT ALPHA TOLD ME THAT I COULD KILL YOU IDIOTS!

[Sadly enough, Kefka isn't lying about that.]

As long as I don't hurt the natives here, I can kill EVERYONE OF YOU with no repercussions~!

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 06:38:52 UTC
W-What! Why, I thought he needed us to keep the barrier up.

[You broke her mind.]

Do you really think that? Do you really think that if you kill me, that others wouldn't want to hurt you.

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madlydancing January 23 2011, 07:13:52 UTC
Nuh-uh! He doesn't need us at all~! In fact, I think he hates us.

[Judging by the brief conversation he had with Alpha, the scientist seemed very distrustful of the newcomers here.]

Oh, of course they would! The people who are from this city wouldn't try to kill me, but your friends here would. That's why I gotta kill them too~!

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 07:17:41 UTC
He hates us? If he hates us, than he should send us home!

[She knew that the natives wouldn't lift a finger. You'll kill them? They won't be as easy to kill as you think they will be.

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madlydancing January 23 2011, 07:29:27 UTC
He can't send us home, little girl! If he could, do you really think we would still be here? This entire predicament is waaaaaaaay out of Alpha's league.

[Kefka couldn't help but laugh in the girl's face for that one.]

You're so naive! There's no one who can defeat me. The only person who can isn't even here.

[His tone deepens a little.]

I'm invincible.

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 07:32:06 UTC
Like I said, I thought that they needed us for the barrier. Than whose incharge of us? The High Priestess?

[She blinked as he laughed and stared at him in alarm.]

I don't care. Even if you're invincible, that doesn't give you the reason to go off and kill people.

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madlydancing January 23 2011, 07:37:05 UTC
I don't know a THING about the hierarchy around here, but I can bet that the priestess is the head honcho in charge. Remember, these people LOVE the Lamufao and she cares for it.

[A cruel smile appeared upon his painted lips.]

Really? So says who? You?

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shard_finder January 23 2011, 09:00:47 UTC
I think you know more than you're letting on. I guess you're right.

[Her eyes widen at the cruel smile.]

Yeah! I do! What are you anyways? What's your problem!

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madlydancing January 25 2011, 01:15:51 UTC
YOU ARE MY PROBLEM, THAT'S WHAT!

[The volume rises yet again~]

You and everyone else who THINK they can defeat me! You guys have no idea who you're dealing with~!

I'm a God, and Gods can't die. Trufax.

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