[Kefka was giggling the entire time he sneaked out of his roommate’s room with Akabane’s signature black trench coat and hat. The clown usually announced his fondness for Dr. Jackal’s floppy hat, but this was the first time he ever got a hold to it. Removing some of his signature beads and feathers out of his hair, Kefka placed the hat gingerly
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Have you gotten into some sort of drug today, Kefka? Maybe a head injury? You seem a bit more crazy then usual.
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Oh, I'm perfectly ALRIIIIIGHT!
[He snickers slightly.]
But you won't be~!
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Yeah, sure, I won't be. Are you just bored or something?
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Bored? Hmmmm....
[Looooooooong dramatic pause.]
Bored of watching all you little ingrates prance around here like lost little children. I want to kill everything here, including YOU!
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Why does that not surprise me? Tell me, clown boy, when do you not want to kill something?
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I'm not a clown! Geez, what the hell!? You never get it right, you stupid nincompoop!
[He sighs.]
When I'm sleeping? I like to sleep~
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Oh right, and you're always right when you call me a thief, Which I'm not!
Sleep, huh? Maybe you should go do more of that. You seem to be feeling a little bitchy today, maybe you're tired. [Enjoy his patronizing tone.]
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[Locke, you really don't value your life, do you?]
Tch, you're really starting to chap my hide...
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Besides, how can you say you're not a clown? You wear make-up like a clown and dress like a clown, you even sound like a clown!
[He doesn't recognize the thin ice he's walking on.]
'Chap you're hide'? What an archaic saying. Not that I really care how your mood is changing.
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You might accidentally wake up dead someday!
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And, by the way, if I were to wake up wouldn't that mean I wasn't dead?
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Locke, you are one unlucky bastard...]
You're dead, thief. DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD, YOU STUPID LITTLE INGRATE!
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Yeah, ok court jester We'll see about that.
Ta-ta!
[He winks and cuts off the communicator.]
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