Soldier of the Empire? [video]

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[Utterly dismayed by this recent turn of events, a pale faced blond peers into his SFC seeking more than just answers. Sgt. Kefka Palazzo is seeking answers to cure this latest bit of malady. He already suspects that the enormous coral reef is to blame here, but beyond that Kefka knows nothing.]Ladies and gentlemen, lend me your ears

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[demonlordv]

[Guess who didn't change? You get two guesses and the first two don't count!!]

...Mr. God, is that you? And what do you want with my ears?

/omg I had no idea you tagged!

[beforemagitek]

[Oh, hell. This gotta be revenge. This world clearly hates Kefka for SOME sort of reason. How else could anyone explain his dose of bad luck lately.]

...

[*SIGH*]

Yes. It's me, and I didn't mean the "ears" part literally!

I've been mean to him all day. I thought he deserved a treat! :)

[demonlordv]

[This idiot is intrigued so hard. But business to attend to.]

Well, why did you say it then if you didn't mean it?

[Gods are silly. De-aged gods are pretty and silly.

Blink-blink.]

You look so different without your clowny make-up!

T-This is a treat?!

[beforemagitek]

[He let's out a sigh, since Raenef doesn't seem to understand idioms well.]

I meant it figuratively, not literally. Think, what would I even DO with a bunch of ripped off ears?

[Kefka almost rolled his eyes, but he smiles slightly at the boy's observation.]

Stating the obvious, hm?

Mr. God is ALWAYS a treat! :D

[demonlordv]

Well, I dunno! You're a God. Gods do weird things sometimes.

[Of course he's stating the obvious. He's in partial shock to Kefka's naked face!

-Slow Blink- He touches the screen where Kefka's face is with one finger]

You just look really different! And young! It's like your my age or something. Weird, huh?

[laaaaaaaaaaughter]

Mr. God's suffering is a treat~

[beforemagitek]

Are you calling me "weird" now?

[Ugh! This kid has no manners, does he? Kefka feels more like a circus freak now unlike before.]

Do you mind not POINTING at me? That is horribly rude.

[Grumble, grumble]

AND STOP LAUGHING ALREADY, YOU SILLY FOOL OR I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!

[Glaaaaaaares]

The coral reef did this to me.

...I actually feel bad for Kefka on this one

[demonlordv]

[Come on, Mr. God. Have some logics. That's the face Rae is making.]

How could you burn me alive? I'm all the way over here.

[He stopped poking at his screen though because he's a nice guy with a horrible memory.]

What coral reef?

[No. Really. What coral reef?]

[ooc: pitches things at html]

Daw! Don't! The lil bugger earns it lol

[beforemagitek]

WITH MAGIC! MAGIC! REMEMBER WHAT MAGIC IS, YOU NINNY?!

[After his little tantrum, Kefka settles down again only to stare at the youth as if Raenef grew and extra eye.]

...

What? You don't remember what the coral reef is?!

And Rae loves it :3 (though he doesn't realize he might be torturing him ._.)

[demonlordv]

[-rubs his ears- That was so loud.]

Of course I remember what magic is! I'm not dumb, you know.

[Tch, obviously he knew what magic was. Demon Lord, hello! Which is why he's giving Kefka a big, shiny wide smile right here because he thinks Mr. God is joking.

This is followed by large, innocent eyes.]

Um... Am I supposed to remember what the coral reef is?

Mwahaha! XD This is hilarious

[beforemagitek]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

[Sorry, Rae, but Mr. God is yelling again.]

How could you forget everything I told you, you dumb blond chocobo?! Don't you remember? The Lamufao? The giant coral reef you touched? The Almighty God to these stupid-faced lepers?

How can you possibly not remember all this?

[It's the gysahl greens, it HAS to be!]

STOP SMOKING THEM!

Raenef = demon chocobo. Wark!

[demonlordv]

Smoking what? Is something burning?

[Quick look around to see if something's on fire. Nope, nothing. Mr. God was just acting odd again.

But what had he been yelling about again? Giant coral? Other God? A made up word that sounded like chocolate?

Tick. Tick. Tick...]

OH! I remember now~! ...maybe.

[Pause.]

Mitsuhide said the coral triggered curses. Maybe you've been cursed!

I thought curses were bad, though. You don't look so bad to me...

He would make a fine but doofy chocobo!

[beforemagitek]

[Kefka nearly slapped his hand to his face just now.]

Forget I said anything! You don't understand anything I say, do? It's like I'm speaking another language around him...

Ah, well. At least you remember what the coral is, and who's this Mitsuhide fellow? I don't know anyone with that name.

[Mitsuhide? What a weird name!]

Yes, yes, I was cursed. Thank you for stating the o--what?

[...]

I guess that's supposed to be a compliment, huh?

His hair? Chocobo feathers. He's on constant Haste.

[demonlordv]

What's supposed to be a compliment?

[That was a fact to Raenef. ._.

Oh, but Mitsuhide! Raenef's expression changes to a dreamy sort of contentment. Kind of like he just got a really warm hug.]

Mitsuhide's my friend, just like you! He doesn't make up words, though. But he's really kind and helped me when I got here. You should meet him.

That explains everything! No wonder he's so hyper

[beforemagitek]

[Holding back the urge to roll his eyes, Kefka just shook his head.]

Geez! You act like you have a crush on this Mitsuhide guy! He can't possible be that impressive, and I don't make up words! You're just uneducated!

Eh? You want me to meet him? Why?

[demonlordv]

[wat. D: ]

I don't have a crush on him! He just reminds me of my mentor. That's all! And he is impressive and brave too! And you make up words all the time.

I just wanted you to meet my friend. Don't friends show their friends their friends so that they can be friends too and then everyone can be friends?

[...logic! Or so he hopes. He got a little confused there.]