The Grumpiest Clown Ever - 001 [video]

[madlydancing]

[All that yipping and blabbering earlier left the poor clown with a nasty headache. If he didn't know any better, Kefka would have assumed that someone's been messing around in his head! However, it's not exactly that but rather the arrival of a new curse. That's why this jester looks so disoriented right now. Kefka can literally smell and hear

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voice; because alucard is still bedridden and burning something

[eatingwings]

Blame the higher powers that be, harlequin. This is one of the many curses you will experience here in this godforsaken City, hmn.

voice;

[madlydancing]

Lookie here! It seems that the big bad Alucard is wide awake. I thought you was napping for the big day.

[The city, eh? Kefka wasn't very thrilled about Vatheon to begin with, but now he's just livid.]

A curse? Who the heck put this curse on us? The city itself!?

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[eatingwings]

Oh I am, my Beloved Enemy. However, the shrill of your voice woke me up from my slumber, mmmn.

[ That and he had an animal costume to burn. ]

The City itself is responsible for these curses. They are like the weather: annoying and meaningless.

voice;

[madlydancing]

Well, forgive me for being so loud, but too many people here are forsaking soap and water!

[Darn it! He missed the chance to see Alucard dressed up like a bear or bunny.]

Meh? So the city itself is a magical one? Oh, you've won my intrigue now.

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[eatingwings]

Some may call the City magical, yes.

voice;

[madlydancing]

Really? Does this magical metropolis possess any other kinds of magic?

voice;

[eatingwings]

The Coral.

voice;

[madlydancing]

The Coral!? Right. That thing.

[Grumble, grumble...]

Lemme guess, nothing can destroy it? It saps all of our powers, making us far too weak to dispose of it.

voice;

[eatingwings]

Very perceptive, harlequin.

Also, there appears to be a High Priestess who is rather protective of it. In fact... they worship it.

voice;

[madlydancing]

Surprised? I am a military strategist.

If that's the case, then why not just kidnap the woman and use her as bait to lure out all her supporters? Then one-by-one, we can kill EVERYONE here! There would be no one to oppose us, and then maybe we could chuck the coral out to sea.

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[eatingwings]

A pity that the Church in which she resides in untouchable, clown. Nobody can touch her. Nobody has seen her in person.

Do whatever you like, harlequin.

voice;

[madlydancing]

What!? You mean you guys haven't even seen the little harlot in person>?

[A frustrated growl came from the now livid clown.]

Then how, oh how, do you know she exists, blood sucker?

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[eatingwings]

Chech your communicator, clown. She left everyone a message.

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[madlydancing]

[At first, he thinks Alucard was being sarcastic, but it seems that the High Priestess did leave a public message to everyone in Vatheon. It's a wonder how the jester missed that message, but then again Kefka is a bit of a scatterbrain at times.]

I'll be damned. She's real!

voice;

[eatingwings]

Indeed.

voice;

[madlydancing]

So, if she's real...THEN WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THE CHURCH?! Just burn it down and kill everyone inside!

It's not that hard, really.