Laundry frivolity
Conversation which just took place in the laundry room.
Scene: I am folding new towels. Eric is putting wet clothes into the dryer.
Me: Of course, having gotten All the Things, I naturally forgot to get one thing. I need laundry detergent.
Eric: If the situation is dire, you can use mine.
Me: That's okay. I'll get some the next time I'm at the place with the having of it.
Eric: *busts out laughing*
Me: What?
Eric: *still laughing* I am vague and nonspecific, for I am The Lori! "Excuse me, sir...do you have it?"
Me: LOL
Eric: If you like, I can add a salacious wink.
Good times.
Scene: I am folding new towels. Eric is putting wet clothes into the dryer.
Me: Of course, having gotten All the Things, I naturally forgot to get one thing. I need laundry detergent.
Eric: If the situation is dire, you can use mine.
Me: That's okay. I'll get some the next time I'm at the place with the having of it.
Eric: *busts out laughing*
Me: What?
Eric: *still laughing* I am vague and nonspecific, for I am The Lori! "Excuse me, sir...do you have it?"
Me: LOL
Eric: If you like, I can add a salacious wink.
Good times.