I am always the last to know.

Jan 23, 2006 13:13

Why didn't anyone ever tell me...

1. About the blissfully non-sweltering, convenient, non-bulky feeling of wearing a sleeveless turtleneck under a sweater?

2. How much the Manic Street Preachers rule?

3. Not to trust size markings on underwear packages?

4. Not to go to Wal-Mart drunk on TGI Friday's Ultimate Rum Runners?

5. That the corners of the tables in restaurant booths can be hazardous to your health?

6. That "Underworld" was a big enough hit to merit a sequel (wtf)?

Tell me something you think I ought to know, just for my own safety/information/well-being/peace of mind. I might have averted that Wal-Mart thing if I'd been forewarned.

daily life: randomness, daily life: questions

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