More fun with Google

Jul 25, 2005 15:15

How did we exist before Google?

The game: type in "your-name is" in quotes into Google, and pick your favorite results.

Lorna is destined to marry her cousin Carver Doone. Ah, the obligatory Lorna Doone reference.

Lorna is a brilliant individual who is blessed with a genuinely happy spirit. How nice of you to notice.

Lorna is unamused by Alex deciding that they both will rejoin the X-Men. Hey, I'll be plenty amused if it gets me any nearer Wolverine, man.

Lorna is badly injured but not dead. I'm not quite dead. I'm getting better.

Lorna is a comicbook character by Alfonso Aspiriz. That explains a lot about my life, actually.

Lorna is guilty of disorderly conduct. I'm a rebel, and I'll never ever be any good.

Lorna is a young voluptuous woman with an insatiable sexual appetite. My secret's out!

Lorna is last seen walking with the demon into a Lisbon castle for a well-deserved rest. If I deserve such a rest, why am I taking it with a demon in a castle in Lisbon? What's wrong with a nice day at the spa?

Lorna is a lethal weapon all on her own. PH3AR!

Lorna is on the heels of Olympic champs. Boy, am I ever. All your Phelps are belong to us.

Lorna is already receiving booth rental. I have no idea what this even means, but it cracks me up like whoa.

Lorna is in your extended network. I am everywhere. All shall love me and despair.

And finally...

Lorna is calling it a day.

Oh, and by the way...I'm nearly finished with the "Appomattox" prequel. I expect I'll be posting it in the next day or so. I wish I'd been seized by the impulse to work on something a little less heartwrenching. Actually, this cookie, which I've titled "Gettysburg," didn't so much wrench my heart as it ripped it still beating from my chest, threw it on the ground, stomped on it, sprinkled it with quicklime, set it on fire and then ground it up in the wood-chipper.

internet: google, hp: fanfiction, features: memes

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