First world problem?

[madkiwi]

So we are going on a cruise in December, and looking at all the options will make your head spin. However, one that is perplexing me is the notion that I should buy a "Drinks Package" so I can drink as much as I want, at all hours of the day, and not even have to tip the waiters

Comments

[abz6598]

I suspect Pat and Annie will drink you under the table without even breaking a sweat.

[madkiwi]

But you're Irish, it isn't a fair fight!

[madkiwi]

Hopefully it isn't going to be a contest.

[labrat2]

I worry that I was keeping up with Pat at F&P. Do I need the drink package or was Pat taking it easy then? Will they have hard cider?? I like that stuff :) I'm gonna have to have at least a couple of the umbrella drinks too.

[abz6598]

I believe Pat & Annie are both in possession of some sort of genetic mutation that allows them to regenerate damaged portions of their livers virtually instaneously. Trying to keep up with them would be, at best, a form of slow suicide.