Arashi dream
I'm writing this down before I forget.
So I don't really know what was happening but Aiba was showing this VTR at this one show and like Nino and I were DRUNK like BETOND BELIEF DRUNK and then like Aiba made us do all these sobriety tests but Aiba was also drunk so it was like "OMG Arashi +random Mexican-American friend are
Insane LOL" and when Aiba questioned why they, mainly he, were drunk Aiba said.
"We got drunk for science!!" and yeah XD then Arashi was at this very small venue in S.Korean because they were performing for 1,100 fans to celebrate their 11th year or something, and like the MC part came along and I went on stage because I was their translator and Sho started to talk about how he always put his leg up on his other leg (his right ankle resting on his left knee, sitting like a man?) no matter what role he got and then proceeded to act out all the characters he'd ever been and like on one of them he was like "Don't watch this one....no seriously don't watch it, I'm sorry I was every in it." it looked like the character was a cross between the kindergarden teacher, his Honey & Clover, his "I'm a homicidal maniac so I will sit in this chair with my ponytail" Gekidan person, and his Tokio character. Then like Nino started to talk about how he liked FT Island and then Hong Ki Lee popped up on stage and we discovered that me and Hong Ki were only two years apart (I was apparently my actual age) and then Nino was like "Dtay away you Korean boy bander!!" and it was odd cos mostly everyone was caught between "Oh the drama" "Um you're a boy bander too." "Ugh I hate her! I'm so jealous!" while me and Hong Ki were like "o.O Uhhhh"
Then we were at Aiba's apartment and Sho was talking about how it was okay to like me because I reminded him of Nino and therefore he could date me and not have to question his sexuality and Nino was like "But were Arashi"
Then Jun was talking about some fanfiction he had stumbled upon and how in it he had finally got a pet but it was Nino who was an animal shapeshifter and how it was like "MatsuJun finally gets a pet, this pet actually liked him, unlike all his other pets (minus his turtles because those fuckers loved MatsuJun), but his pet really really liked him" (Which for record pet!Nino and owner!Jun is a YES PLEASE" and that it was actually pretty good and then he asked Nino to be his pet for a month and Nino agreed only if Jun got him a collar.
Then we were watching something and Aiba's bedroom door opened slightly by itself and we were all like "O.O;;" and Aiba was like "It's just because of the general influx of air in my apartment, it's nothing paranormal at least not there but that shadow over there definitely is." and then he like smiled and went "I think it's an Arashi fan its always more active when I'm watching Arashi related things." and then Nino was like "Or it hates Arashi and is trying to find a way to assassinate you." and then Aiba started to cry while we all tried to comfort him and Nino was like holding him and going "I'm sorry Aiba sometimes I can't stop my mouth I'm sorry! My mouth is like Oh-chan's penis, IT CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!"
Then Ohno was trying to hug me and Nino wouldn't let us, which seem to be a reoccurring thing whenever I dream in this universe and Ohno was like "quit cockblocking me!"and Nino was like "no you quit cockblocking me! She won't do me because you are around!" and then they were like "let's do her together!" and I was like "no thanks." and walked off then I woke up.
I want to talk this moment to kick my dream ass and demand what was wrong with dream!me.
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