Jan 11, 2005 23:06
It wouldn't be a New Year if it didn't start off with a virgin sacrifice at the college. When will the fraternities learn that it is never a good time to try and bring forth a demon. Seriously. Besides, did they really think a college sophmore was a virgin? Okay, maybe I shouldn't include that question in my report.
Lucky for the fraternity brothers, one of their fellow members got cold feet and tipped us off. Kim was almost giggly that she finally got a call that wasn't about some people making out at the Church. Not that she was happy that there was a demon summoning happening, but I've taken some of the calls she's had to dispatch and I can understand why she's tired of taking down graphic notes from local priests who keep catching people having sex in the confession booth.
Really. Why do they have to have sex in the churches? I guess it is safer, if you don't fear God smiting you, than having sex in a cemetary, but people should stick to having sex in their own houses. Wow. Xander is right. I am starting to sound a little like Anya. Maybe she'd like to help dispatch some of the calls...
Anyway, Trick, Sean and I headed to the fraternity with Buffy and Spike meeting us there. Turns out we were in just in time to save the boys from one very cranky demon. They used a little of the girl's blood to bring forth the demon, but the blood wasn't that of a virgin, so the demon wanted to eat the morons who summoned him. I almost had to agree with Spike, maybe we should have let the demon at least take a bite out of one of the idiots.
Do not summon demons on a hellmouth, thanks.
The girl was rescued, but Sean had to pull her off her ex-boyfriend, who you guessed it, was a fraternity idiot, but no charges were filed against her.
Buffy killed the lizard looking demon and that was that. Like I said, at least it wasn't another public sex call.