Things I bet you didnt know about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesnt cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
You're Pa Grape. You're mean, grouchy, and
sometimes nasty. But you are nice when people
are nice to you.
Which VeggieTales Character are you?
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
You're Pa Grape. You're mean, grouchy, and
sometimes nasty. But you are nice when people
are nice to you.
Which VeggieTales Character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla