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Im a member of ephatch.com, which is a forum for the 02-04 Honda Civic Si. Someone posted this and i had to copy and paste it cause i just had me laughin my ass off:
so lets see Sunday Aug 12th am at a my friends new house playing some video games. he lives close around some farm land but a nice house none the less specially for its price. I park my car right in back of his but i leave my windows open, i mean whos going to come miles out to steal a car stereo, so i pay no mind and leave them open. (worse thing i could think of) We were playing some Mortal Combat the cool ass CO OP play one on PS2
. My ex girl was over there as well talkin with his girl for a good 5hrs but ne way. His girl finished cookin dinner at about 8:30pm and its pitch black outside. I told my buddy that i was going to go outside and roll up my windows. So i walk to my EP, course the windows are still open. I open the door and set in the driver side.
THE FREAKIN MOMENT I SIT DOWN AND TURN THE FREAKIN KEY I HERE THE BIGGEST SCARIEST GROWL IN MY RIGHT EAR!!!, I TURN FOR A BRIEF SECOND AND THIS THING THAT LOOKED LIKE A FREAKIN MONSTER WITH TEETH, MOUTH IS HANGING OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER. QUICKLY I JUMPED SCARED AS SHIT OUT OF MY CAR. (HIT MY HEAD IN THE PROCESS
) REALIZING THERES NOTHIN CHASING ME I STOP RUNNING ^^. GO BACK AND KINDA PIER FROM A FAR TO SEE WAT IT WAS AND IT. TURNS OUT TO BE A 150LB GERMAN SHEPARD IN THE BACK SEAT AREA IN MY CAR. I YELL FOR MY HOME BOY AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS BUT I FORGOT I CLOSED THE DAM DOOR ON MY WAY OUT LOL
. ONCE MORE I YELL THIS TIME WITH THE DOOR OPEN.(DOOD THERES A BIG ASS DOG IN TE BACK OF MY CAR D00D HELP!!!!!)
HES LIKE
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND THOUGHT I WAS JUST PLAYIN
.
(Plan A-: Settle approach )So my friend wraps his hand with a towel. And we walk to the car and see this freakin thing kinda but we only see its head (big fukin ass dog). So my friend is like ok get rdy imma open the trunk. Ok so i he cracks the trunk and the lights come on naturally in the car and we see the size of this fuckin thing (OMG!!
) CLOSE IT FOOL!!!! i said to him. (Plan B-: the Run approach) In effect at this moment
. WE POP THIS HATCH BACK OPEN AND BOLT TO THE D00R. The damn dog didn't budge an inch. (Plan C - : use the cat ^^) Then we thought to use my friends cat to make this thing get out. The cat had no effect. (Plan D - : Use the Dinner Meat ^^) Finally we gave it half a dam good steak and it bolted out of the car. we threw the meat across the street to give us enough time to electronically slowly roll up the dam windows
lol by this time the dog was runnin back top speed to get back in. Success!!!!!! dog out and dinners still hot to eat.
IN ALL OF THIS THO WE LEARNED NOT TO LEAVE THE DAM WINDOWS EVEN IF UR 10 MILES FROM CIVILIZATION!!!!
PROS:Learned to leave the windows up. Leared to remove unwanted big dogs from cars and well thats it lol.
CONS: Nice drowl on the seats, fur off the ass, a sour smell, Scratches interior and exterior glad it didnt piss or shit
, DOG WAS A DAM STRAY SO NO OWNER TO BLAME!!!!!!
so lets see Sunday Aug 12th am at a my friends new house playing some video games. he lives close around some farm land but a nice house none the less specially for its price. I park my car right in back of his but i leave my windows open, i mean whos going to come miles out to steal a car stereo, so i pay no mind and leave them open. (worse thing i could think of) We were playing some Mortal Combat the cool ass CO OP play one on PS2
. My ex girl was over there as well talkin with his girl for a good 5hrs but ne way. His girl finished cookin dinner at about 8:30pm and its pitch black outside. I told my buddy that i was going to go outside and roll up my windows. So i walk to my EP, course the windows are still open. I open the door and set in the driver side.
THE FREAKIN MOMENT I SIT DOWN AND TURN THE FREAKIN KEY I HERE THE BIGGEST SCARIEST GROWL IN MY RIGHT EAR!!!, I TURN FOR A BRIEF SECOND AND THIS THING THAT LOOKED LIKE A FREAKIN MONSTER WITH TEETH, MOUTH IS HANGING OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER. QUICKLY I JUMPED SCARED AS SHIT OUT OF MY CAR. (HIT MY HEAD IN THE PROCESS
) REALIZING THERES NOTHIN CHASING ME I STOP RUNNING ^^. GO BACK AND KINDA PIER FROM A FAR TO SEE WAT IT WAS AND IT. TURNS OUT TO BE A 150LB GERMAN SHEPARD IN THE BACK SEAT AREA IN MY CAR. I YELL FOR MY HOME BOY AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS BUT I FORGOT I CLOSED THE DAM DOOR ON MY WAY OUT LOL
. ONCE MORE I YELL THIS TIME WITH THE DOOR OPEN.(DOOD THERES A BIG ASS DOG IN TE BACK OF MY CAR D00D HELP!!!!!)
HES LIKE
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND THOUGHT I WAS JUST PLAYIN
.
(Plan A-: Settle approach )So my friend wraps his hand with a towel. And we walk to the car and see this freakin thing kinda but we only see its head (big fukin ass dog). So my friend is like ok get rdy imma open the trunk. Ok so i he cracks the trunk and the lights come on naturally in the car and we see the size of this fuckin thing (OMG!!
) CLOSE IT FOOL!!!! i said to him. (Plan B-: the Run approach) In effect at this moment
. WE POP THIS HATCH BACK OPEN AND BOLT TO THE D00R. The damn dog didn't budge an inch. (Plan C - : use the cat ^^) Then we thought to use my friends cat to make this thing get out. The cat had no effect. (Plan D - : Use the Dinner Meat ^^) Finally we gave it half a dam good steak and it bolted out of the car. we threw the meat across the street to give us enough time to electronically slowly roll up the dam windows
lol by this time the dog was runnin back top speed to get back in. Success!!!!!! dog out and dinners still hot to eat.
IN ALL OF THIS THO WE LEARNED NOT TO LEAVE THE DAM WINDOWS EVEN IF UR 10 MILES FROM CIVILIZATION!!!!
PROS:Learned to leave the windows up. Leared to remove unwanted big dogs from cars and well thats it lol.
CONS: Nice drowl on the seats, fur off the ass, a sour smell, Scratches interior and exterior glad it didnt piss or shit
, DOG WAS A DAM STRAY SO NO OWNER TO BLAME!!!!!!