32 cups

[madhatterholle]

[the transmission clicks on to Hatter screaming bloody blue murder. There's no other sounds. If you've seen A Little Princess, he's like Lottie. He keeps going for about seven minutes before the screaming cuts off and there's a sound of a body thudding to the floor. Basically he screamed until he passed out. Boredom kills, eh?]

Comments

[z_alone]

Hello dear, are you dead yet.

[madhatterholle]

Not yet, precious.

[z_alone]

Have you at least made an effort, darling.

[madhatterholle]

I keep trying to die :( they won't let me

[z_alone]

As long as you keep trying our relationship will work out.

[madhatterholle]

I'm cutting open my wrists as we speak.

[z_alone]

You are a pleasant wife.

[madhatterholle]

Thank you, I try.

*twitch* will have last words *twitch* :P

[z_alone]

With good results.

HA HA nothappening

[madhatterholle]

You, however, leave much to be desired as a husband.

... you tryna start somethin' miss?

[z_alone]

Oh. Care to point out my marital flaws then.

....mebbe

[madhatterholle]

You don't tell me I'm pretty.

i'll win this dammit *shakes fist*

[z_alone]

You rarely prepare dinner.

the gauntlet has been thrown

[madhatterholle]

So now you're making fun of my diet!

*draws sword menacingly*

[z_alone]

At least I announced our marriage publicly.

*takes it and uses it to peel an apple* U_u

[madhatterholle]

...You did? Awww.