20 cups

[madhatterholle]

[Hatter, singing to himself with the sound of cats meowing in distress in the background]

Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under her chair.

[as he sings, there's the sound of him getting up and walking across the room. One of the

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[allthisviolence]

WHAT ABOUT CAT SCONES

[madhatterholle]

....ew.

[allthisviolence]

It was just a suggestion.

[madhatterholle]

THAT IS UTTERLY REPULSIVE.

[allthisviolence]

Then we will not have cat scones. We will have cat something else. And regular scones.

You had better fucking enjoy the scones.

[madhatterholle]

....I'M A LITTLE SCARED TO TRY THEM ACTUALLY

[allthisviolence]

And why is that?

[madhatterholle]

GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO BE. YOU AREN'T DOMESTICATED.

[allthisviolence]

... what the Hell do you mean, "domesticated"?

[madhatterholle]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A KITCHEN OTHER THAN TO MAKE BOMBS?

[allthisviolence]

MAN'S GOTTA EAT TO LIVE YOU KNOW

[madhatterholle]

THAT DOESN'T REALLY INSTILL IN ME A SENSE OF CONFIDENCE

MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE THE SCONES

[allthisviolence]

But I've already started. You wound me, 'Hatter. :[

You can bring tea.

[madhatterholle]

YOU'RE BEING SILLY

[allthisviolence]

YOU ARE SILLY

[madhatterholle]

I KNOW THAT

BUT YOU ARE BEING REALLY SILLY

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET IN ON MY BESTFRIENDSHIP?