17 cups

[madhatterholle]

[transmission clicks on to light shuffling, followed by a contented sound]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I had a simply divine time last night

Comments

[sociopath_elle]

You hurt your leg? Poor baby.

[madhatterholle]

Michel shot me.

[sociopath_elle]

That's just his way of telling you he loves you.

[madhatterholle]

I already kissed him, he might have returned the favor.

[sociopath_elle]

Oh, scandalous! You're such a naughty boy.

[madhatterholle]

Oh the cheek! How is that naughty and/or scandalous?

[sociopath_elle]

Most things involving kissing are, baby.

Wanna cause a little scandal with me?

[madhatterholle]

What kind of scandal did you have in mind?

[sociopath_elle]

What kind of scandal are you up for?

[madhatterholle]

Well, that really depends on what you class as a scandal...

[sociopath_elle]

Do you have any eggs?

[madhatterholle]

Sadly, no; I do have a few intestines full of questionable bodily substances.

[sociopath_elle]

Any toilet paper?

[madhatterholle]

....This is juvenile.

[sociopath_elle]

The best things usually are.

Halloween is coming. I always wanted to do some tricks.

[madhatterholle]

There is a reason they call it Mischief Night.

And, no, the best things usually are not juvenile. The best things render you breathless.