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my friend had to write an essay about how he would choose to die. his dream death. he asked me to help him. He was a page and a half into this two pager. I simply couldn't help him. he had already gotten to the point where he was boiled alive, fired out of a cannon (a part i begged for him to add earlier), which caused him to go back to life (a part that not only sucked, but was described in just one sentence).
and by the time i could chip in a dream death it was an Anti-pirates of the carribean conspiracy. What the fuck? i hate jack sparrow as much as any true jack sparrow hating jack sparrow hater. But Dream death, people. lets focus on what matters.
what's a fancy "resume boosting" word for Busser/Server's assistant? I need it for a bank clerk job. I personally think that "busser" is the best title since it reveals that i eat bank clerks for breakfast. But it's not bank clerk classy enough.
and by the time i could chip in a dream death it was an Anti-pirates of the carribean conspiracy. What the fuck? i hate jack sparrow as much as any true jack sparrow hating jack sparrow hater. But Dream death, people. lets focus on what matters.
what's a fancy "resume boosting" word for Busser/Server's assistant? I need it for a bank clerk job. I personally think that "busser" is the best title since it reveals that i eat bank clerks for breakfast. But it's not bank clerk classy enough.