FOB
Fob (Fresh Off the Boat)
(x) You were not born in America
(x) You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - erm..never seen them anywhere else but in tv. LOL
(x) You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
( ) You do not have any non-Asian friends
( ) Your parents do not speak any English
( ) When you speak English, you like to make everything plural
(x) You get extremely good grades in school
( ) You cannot dance
( ) Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe
Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch)
(x) You shop at A/X, Bebe and Club Monaco
( ) You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up"
( ) You do not weigh more than 105 lbs
(x) You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life
( ) Platform heels are your favorite
( ) You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless
( ) You do not smile in public
(x) You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it -- HAHAHAHAHA wtf. rofl!!!
( ) You smoke
( ) Your cell phone is completely customized
( ) On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker pic of you and your man
( ) Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item
( ) You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car
(x) You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs
Fobulous
(x) You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language
(x) You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends
(x) You listen to Asian pop as well as American music
(x) You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture
( ) You are a good dancer
(x) You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race
(x) You are a good designer and have superior Html skills
( ) You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed
(x) For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being
(x) You have lots of Asian pride
-got this from Pia, my classmate back in grade school. LOL