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Stolerised from princesschuchi
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
(Bat's note: my responses are italicised)
1. Your Name: Gemma
Practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyone's friend.
2. Your Age: 23
The greatest number of all time. (for many many reasons which I won't list as it will eat the page)
3. One Of Your Friends: Heather
Beautiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.
4. What You Should Be Doing: Sewing
To have kinky sex, often anonymous.
o_O
5. Your Favorite Color: Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6. Your Birthplace: Northampton
Large industrial town in the center of England. In the past Northampton has had a rich history and also was the site of one of the key battles of the War of the Roses. Now sadly Northampton has changed. It has become a townie breeding ground, and is a dangerous place for any who do not follow their way of life.
7. Last Person You Talked To: Mum
A word americans don't know how to spell
*dies laughing*
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Orange Juice
1. any juice, generally of the color orange.
2. juice gathered from oranges, with or without pulp
9. Your Nickname: Fruitbat
Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.
Not the first definition, but the one that made me laugh the most
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
(Bat's note: my responses are italicised)
1. Your Name: Gemma
Practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyone's friend.
2. Your Age: 23
The greatest number of all time. (for many many reasons which I won't list as it will eat the page)
3. One Of Your Friends: Heather
Beautiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.
4. What You Should Be Doing: Sewing
To have kinky sex, often anonymous.
o_O
5. Your Favorite Color: Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6. Your Birthplace: Northampton
Large industrial town in the center of England. In the past Northampton has had a rich history and also was the site of one of the key battles of the War of the Roses. Now sadly Northampton has changed. It has become a townie breeding ground, and is a dangerous place for any who do not follow their way of life.
7. Last Person You Talked To: Mum
A word americans don't know how to spell
*dies laughing*
8. Last Thing You Had To Drink: Orange Juice
1. any juice, generally of the color orange.
2. juice gathered from oranges, with or without pulp
9. Your Nickname: Fruitbat
Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.
Not the first definition, but the one that made me laugh the most