Feb 13, 2008 12:09
So my brother and I are walking through this gigantic international airport/mall somewhere. This thing is huge, there is a terminal for each country destination. Meanwhile my childhood friend Dave is searching for us so we have to split up at one point. We start making our way to the USA terminal and I am trying to stay in contact with my brother but Dave has spies everywhere so its hard to avoid them. At one point there is a spy tracking my brother and I don't want him to see me so I make a detour down through the Italy terminal.
As I am making my way through the security checkpoint I run into a snag. I ask a female agent the quickest way to get over to the USA terminal and she alerts a spy who has been waiting for me (she thought he was my friend). So now I am stuck in this security checkpoint with a bunch of spies around me. At this point several spies start approaching me one at a time dressed up like my grandmother. It starts getting pretty pathetic; random ladies wearing wigs that look like my grandmothers hair. I keep sending them away. One bumps into the lady and a thread from her dress gets caught in a conveyor belt. Eventually her dress unravels completely and her slip is showing, making her feel vulnerable and look very cute. Another lady gives her a blanket to wrap herself in.
The spies start coming at me without disguises, but instead carrying letters from Dave. (I realize at this point that he is afraid of being caught by the security people) I start screaming at them to leave me alone and they wander away. For some reason Luciano Pavarotti walks over to me with a plate of the most delicious chocolate in one hand and a collection of letters written on delicate parchment paper in the other. He announces himself as Davinci and he offers me the chocolate gift for simply reading the letters. At a glance I can see that some of the letters are written in Hebrew, but the rest are in old English calligraphy. I am immediately seduced by the fragrance of the delicious chocolate and start eating it. After a few seconds though, I can feel the effects of the drug hidden inside. Silly me.
I start screaming at him to bring Moe to me (she and Dave are both Jewish and understand hebrew) and after a short time she comes over. She too has been seduced by the chocolate. She looks rather pale and slightly yellowish. When I hold her in my arms I notice that she has peanuts growing on her back. Then I wake up.
What comes to mind as I wake is that it's some crazy Scientology type of thing where we are all turned into human payday bars for some alien monster to eat.