dearrrr santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I set digitalprinzess's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for sento_ryu (10 points). In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In January I put gum in xxpleaselovemex's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-143 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
madeyg