Victory! Success! Incontinence! Now with more leakage protection!

[madewithplastic]

Our neighbours have just been evicted. The rowdy violent ones who parked their cars in front of our garage and shouted "FUCKMEDEAD!" at all hours

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[avioletfluid]

C'mooooooooooooooooooooon little kiddies
Have I got a treat for you
At first it tastes
all yummy
Then you start to turn blue

[isabelle_tea]

Ice cream chilled with liquid nitrogen?!

[madewithplastic]

Usually I try to tempt them with coffee so I can lock them under the stairs and then skin them to make a suit.

[avioletfluid]

You guys totally missed the Devin Townsend reference....
satan's icecream truck?

[madewithplastic]

I just got that track... gimme two seconds...

Nope, again, don't have the faintest idea what he's saying.

Meanwhile, check this shit out.

[avioletfluid]

Haha, being unintelligible is part of devvys charm.

Sorry to spam your page...

c'mon little kiddies
have i got a treat for you.
at first it tastes all yummy,
then you start to turn blue

[chorus:]
i'll be back again next week.
bring your friends, we'll have an ice cream treat
mom don't like it, but he don't give a fuck
kids come running for satan's ice cream truck

come on, and ask you mommy
your pennies are in hand
if you need more than your tummy,
you can get inside my van

[repeat chorus]