Ganked from chelle_goth
The people's synthesiser Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
10th August 2011
Best Album:
'Resister' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Zonulae' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 25th November 2006.)
Records Sold:
1,695,068 in total (1,001,550 albums, 693,518 singles).
Reputation:
Indie
Groupies:
fragileliar was caught fucking surdreal behind a hedge by a photographer from an international newspaper, just outside The people's synthesiser's recording studio. They were forced to make a public apology by their record comany for any offence caused to the public.
OtherIn 2011 Osama Bin Laden threatened to release a cover version of 'Testily Agly Machzors Metages', unless he was immediately elected President of the United States. Presedent Bin Laden's first move was to announce a worldwide ban
on orgasms.
The people's synthesiser Member Profiles
fredchook
Listening to fredchook is comparable to drinking a cocktail of 8 parts piss to 2 parts wine. Sour for the most and a little too sweet around the edges
virul3nt
virul3nt is the trump card in the shite hand of musicians that is The people's synthesiser.
fragileliar
fragileliar would perform much better onstage if they concentrated on playing the songs rather than focusing solely on twatting audience members over the head with their instrument.
monica_cm
monica_cm might have made it in a shite punk band, but that's about it I'm afraid.
_ryn
During live gigs _ryn specialises in masterbating during instrumental breaks and then coming in late for their part. It is safe to say that by the end of the concert that the keyboard is always sticky.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
29
Colorman Choker Besnows Pork Allonge
Aug 2005
24
Firebrat Lyricism
Sep 2005
24
Inwall Sewings Nonlives
Oct 2005
7
Zonulae
Nov 2006
1
Forgoer Reusing Agmas Glumes Entrap
Jan 2007
1
Hinnied
Mar 2007
5
Embosser
Jul 2008
15
Demotes Measly Forerun Schmear Valonia
Sep 2008
16
Pinch Sort Aah
Oct 2008
18
Carlins Deys Poetises
Nov 2008
14
Gearings Eateries Quaalude Flunkey Revs Pledgee
May 2010
19
Testily Agly Machzors Metages
Jul 2010
20
Carryout Chalone Prosses Braunite Haverel Whine
Sep 2010
11
Vouchee Tubfuls Ranchmen
Nov 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
63
Bedlamp Setoffs
Jun 2005
17
Resister
Sep 2006
1
Weeding Queer Gleety Brakiest Metrical
May 2008
13
Blankets Subtaxon Staring
Apr 2010
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