antistuck!

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my friend and i made an AU

we want to make this happen.............

[07/11/2011 01:22:23] carcinoGeneticist: oh hey heyYehe
[07/11/2011 01:22:29] carcinoGeneticist: you know what would be a cool
[07/11/2011 01:22:31] carcinoGeneticist: AU
[07/11/2011 01:22:34] carcinoGeneticist: antistuck
[07/11/2011 01:22:39] twinArmageddons: hm?
[07/11/2011 01:22:42] carcinoGeneticist: everything is OPPOSITES
[07/11/2011 01:23:01] carcinoGeneticist: nepeta is a dog \m/
[07/11/2011 01:23:03] twinArmageddons: so like, gender-bend, species-switch or?
[07/11/2011 01:23:12] carcinoGeneticist: no lol
[07/11/2011 01:23:16] carcinoGeneticist: i mean like
[07/11/2011 01:23:19] carcinoGeneticist: in terms of
[07/11/2011 01:23:19] carcinoGeneticist: personalities
[07/11/2011 01:23:21] carcinoGeneticist: i guess
[07/11/2011 01:23:22] twinArmageddons: oh like
[07/11/2011 01:23:25] twinArmageddons: happy optimistic karkat
[07/11/2011 01:23:29] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:23:30] carcinoGeneticist: exactly
[07/11/2011 01:23:34] twinArmageddons: and totally nice person vriska
[07/11/2011 01:23:38] twinArmageddons: and murderer tavros
[07/11/2011 01:23:38] carcinoGeneticist: yu
[07/11/2011 01:23:43] twinArmageddons: oh my god it would be so cool
[07/11/2011 01:23:43] carcinoGeneticist: i think what it would be
[07/11/2011 01:23:43] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:23:45] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:23:48] twinArmageddons: and NERD DAVE AHAHAHAHA
[07/11/2011 01:23:50] carcinoGeneticist: tho i totally see karkat as like
[07/11/2011 01:23:54] carcinoGeneticist: a sort of YANDERE type thing meaning
[07/11/2011 01:23:57] carcinoGeneticist: he's all
[07/11/2011 01:24:01] carcinoGeneticist: nice and loveable on the outside
[07/11/2011 01:24:02] carcinoGeneticist: but he's really just
[07/11/2011 01:24:05] twinArmageddons: oh awesome
[07/11/2011 01:24:06] carcinoGeneticist: an uncaring
[07/11/2011 01:24:06] carcinoGeneticist: douche
[07/11/2011 01:24:08] carcinoGeneticist: bag
[07/11/2011 01:24:14] twinArmageddons: goood
[07/11/2011 01:24:16] carcinoGeneticist: cuz it's sort of the opposite in canon so yeah
[07/11/2011 01:24:17] carcinoGeneticist: and
[07/11/2011 01:24:21] carcinoGeneticist: another thing is actually
[07/11/2011 01:24:29] carcinoGeneticist: the hemospectrum does like a double reacharound
[07/11/2011 01:24:31] carcinoGeneticist: red is now at the top
[07/11/2011 01:24:33] carcinoGeneticist: and it would make sense
[07/11/2011 01:24:44] carcinoGeneticist: like all those personality switches
[07/11/2011 01:24:50] twinArmageddons: oh
[07/11/2011 01:24:52] twinArmageddons: goooood
[07/11/2011 01:24:58] twinArmageddons: you should write it
[07/11/2011 01:25:00] twinArmageddons: or draw
[07/11/2011 01:25:01] twinArmageddons: whatever
[07/11/2011 01:25:03] twinArmageddons: MAKE IT HAPPEN
[07/11/2011 01:25:04] carcinoGeneticist: ah..
[07/11/2011 01:25:05] carcinoGeneticist: lol
[07/11/2011 01:25:12] carcinoGeneticist: but yeah
[07/11/2011 01:25:12] carcinoGeneticist: dave
[07/11/2011 01:25:13] carcinoGeneticist: wears
[07/11/2011 01:25:16] carcinoGeneticist: a pocket protector
[07/11/2011 01:25:22] carcinoGeneticist: hehehhe..
[07/11/2011 01:25:22] twinArmageddons: oh god oh god
[07/11/2011 01:25:31] carcinoGeneticist: i am literally just sitting here laughing
[07/11/2011 01:25:42] carcinoGeneticist: gamzee is an intellectual
[07/11/2011 01:25:45] twinArmageddons: oh holy shit
[07/11/2011 01:25:47] twinArmageddons: sheeet
[07/11/2011 01:26:03] twinArmageddons: And eridan is suave and basically a lady's man
[07/11/2011 01:26:04] carcinoGeneticist: sollux is a jock that gets all da girls
[07/11/2011 01:26:07] carcinoGeneticist: computer? naw man
[07/11/2011 01:26:09] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:26:10] carcinoGeneticist: lady's
[07/11/2011 01:26:11] carcinoGeneticist: man
[07/11/2011 01:26:13] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:26:20] carcinoGeneticist: every1 wants in on eridans
[07/11/2011 01:26:21] carcinoGeneticist: pants
[07/11/2011 01:26:27] twinArmageddons: every. one.
[07/11/2011 01:26:31] carcinoGeneticist: even the gUYS...
[07/11/2011 01:26:50] carcinoGeneticist: every1
[07/11/2011 01:26:53] twinArmageddons: well like even the human guys cause yeah for trolls thats not a big deal
[07/11/2011 01:26:55] carcinoGeneticist: and kanaya
[07/11/2011 01:26:55] carcinoGeneticist: is
[07/11/2011 01:26:56] carcinoGeneticist: an idiot
[07/11/2011 01:26:58] carcinoGeneticist: omg
[07/11/2011 01:26:58] carcinoGeneticist: rose
[07/11/2011 01:26:59] carcinoGeneticist: is an
[07/11/2011 01:27:00] twinArmageddons: hahahha
[07/11/2011 01:27:00] carcinoGeneticist: idiot
[07/11/2011 01:27:03] carcinoGeneticist: she posts myspace pictures
[07/11/2011 01:27:05] twinArmageddons: dumb blonde
[07/11/2011 01:27:09] carcinoGeneticist: and unironically typs leik dis!!!!!
[07/11/2011 01:27:14] twinArmageddons: ahhhhh
[07/11/2011 01:27:18] carcinoGeneticist: omg did u c dat pic casey put up omg!!1!!
[07/11/2011 01:27:22] twinArmageddons: and she loves twilight
[07/11/2011 01:27:25] carcinoGeneticist: it was so cuTE heheh!
[07/11/2011 01:27:26] carcinoGeneticist: ya
[07/11/2011 01:27:27] carcinoGeneticist: yES
[07/11/2011 01:27:35] carcinoGeneticist: fuck wizards she's all for the vampires now
[07/11/2011 01:27:39] carcinoGeneticist: edward cullen is her animu husband
[07/11/2011 01:27:41] twinArmageddons: hahahaha
[07/11/2011 01:27:43] carcinoGeneticist: not that she knows what anime is
[07/11/2011 01:27:45] twinArmageddons: ohfuck
[07/11/2011 01:27:46] carcinoGeneticist: that's too nerdy for her
[07/11/2011 01:27:47] carcinoGeneticist: she's in the
[07/11/2011 01:27:50] carcinoGeneticist: COOL ILLITERATE CROWD
[07/11/2011 01:27:55] twinArmageddons: hahaha
[07/11/2011 01:28:04] twinArmageddons: and john
[07/11/2011 01:28:05] twinArmageddons: john
[07/11/2011 01:28:06] carcinoGeneticist: john is basically dave
[07/11/2011 01:28:08] twinArmageddons: hahaha
[07/11/2011 01:28:18] carcinoGeneticist: he is just soooo cool
[07/11/2011 01:28:31] twinArmageddons: ooooh mr. egbert ooooh
[07/11/2011 01:28:37] carcinoGeneticist: let's DO IT
[07/11/2011 01:28:50] carcinoGeneticist: and jadeeee... hmmmmmmmm
[07/11/2011 01:28:56] carcinoGeneticist: she's a little harder
[07/11/2011 01:29:00] twinArmageddons: yeaaah
[07/11/2011 01:29:01] carcinoGeneticist: i guess she can just be a bitch
[07/11/2011 01:29:03] carcinoGeneticist: ??
[07/11/2011 01:29:03] carcinoGeneticist: cuz
[07/11/2011 01:29:05] carcinoGeneticist: idk
[07/11/2011 01:29:08] twinArmageddons: cause she's a lot of things
[07/11/2011 01:29:10] twinArmageddons: hurr
[07/11/2011 01:29:10] carcinoGeneticist: she's nice
[07/11/2011 01:29:11] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:29:12] carcinoGeneticist: she's
[07/11/2011 01:29:12] carcinoGeneticist: silly
[07/11/2011 01:29:13] carcinoGeneticist: nice
[07/11/2011 01:29:14] twinArmageddons: she's derpy, nice and smart
[07/11/2011 01:29:15] carcinoGeneticist: and
[07/11/2011 01:29:16] carcinoGeneticist: badass
[07/11/2011 01:29:17] carcinoGeneticist: aghhhhsadvjn
[07/11/2011 01:29:20] twinArmageddons: yeah.
[07/11/2011 01:29:20] twinArmageddons: hm
[07/11/2011 01:29:25] carcinoGeneticist: i'll get to her later
[07/11/2011 01:29:26] twinArmageddons: lol
[07/11/2011 01:29:36] carcinoGeneticist: aradia...
[07/11/2011 01:29:41] carcinoGeneticist: oh she's actually pretty hard too
[07/11/2011 01:29:42] carcinoGeneticist: cuz
[07/11/2011 01:29:46] carcinoGeneticist: we kind of see opposites of her
[07/11/2011 01:29:46] carcinoGeneticist: already
[07/11/2011 01:29:48] carcinoGeneticist: in canon
[07/11/2011 01:29:52] twinArmageddons: she'd have to hate dirt
[07/11/2011 01:29:55] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:30:01] carcinoGeneticist: she can just be dumb
[07/11/2011 01:30:02] carcinoGeneticist: or well
[07/11/2011 01:30:05] carcinoGeneticist: not dumb necesarilly
[07/11/2011 01:30:06] carcinoGeneticist: just
[07/11/2011 01:30:07] carcinoGeneticist: always be lost
[07/11/2011 01:30:08] carcinoGeneticist: never know
[07/11/2011 01:30:09] carcinoGeneticist: what's going on
[07/11/2011 01:30:12] twinArmageddons: lol
[07/11/2011 01:30:16] twinArmageddons: air-head
[07/11/2011 01:30:18] carcinoGeneticist: since in canon she just ALWAYS SEEMS TO KNOW MORE
[07/11/2011 01:30:21] carcinoGeneticist: THAN
[07/11/2011 01:30:24] carcinoGeneticist: SHE LETS ON
[07/11/2011 01:30:26] carcinoGeneticist: and ya
[07/11/2011 01:30:28] twinArmageddons: muahaha
[07/11/2011 01:30:31] carcinoGeneticist: she's always all spooky
[07/11/2011 01:30:32] carcinoGeneticist: so now
[07/11/2011 01:30:37] carcinoGeneticist: she's on AM while everyone else is on FM
[07/11/2011 01:30:39] carcinoGeneticist: she's like "wat"
[07/11/2011 01:30:49] carcinoGeneticist: "i did not get the memo, is tHAT what we're doing what"
[07/11/2011 01:30:57] twinArmageddons: hehe
[07/11/2011 01:31:02] carcinoGeneticist: she's basically
[07/11/2011 01:31:03] carcinoGeneticist: you
[07/11/2011 01:31:04] carcinoGeneticist: ok
[07/11/2011 01:31:09] carcinoGeneticist: ILY
[07/11/2011 01:31:10] twinArmageddons: oh wow thanks
[07/11/2011 01:31:16] carcinoGeneticist: nah she'd be worse than you haha
[07/11/2011 01:31:19] twinArmageddons: i know stuff SOMETIMES,,,okay
[07/11/2011 01:31:30] twinArmageddons: I JUST DONT CARE ENOUGH
[07/11/2011 01:31:31] carcinoGeneticist: it's only hilarious if we make it exaggerated anyway
[07/11/2011 01:31:32] twinArmageddons: SO
[07/11/2011 01:31:36] carcinoGeneticist: lol
[07/11/2011 01:31:41] carcinoGeneticist: nad yeah tavros is like
[07/11/2011 01:31:47] carcinoGeneticist: suave and really sure of his words
[07/11/2011 01:31:49] carcinoGeneticist: confident
[07/11/2011 01:31:52] carcinoGeneticist: and cocky
[07/11/2011 01:31:58] twinArmageddons: and a murderer
[07/11/2011 01:31:59] twinArmageddons: can he just
[07/11/2011 01:32:02] twinArmageddons: kill people
[07/11/2011 01:32:03] carcinoGeneticist: and pretty much a douchebag
[07/11/2011 01:32:04] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:32:06] carcinoGeneticist: he'll kill vriska
[07/11/2011 01:32:10] twinArmageddons: goood
[07/11/2011 01:32:10] carcinoGeneticist: poor innocent vriska
[07/11/2011 01:32:12] carcinoGeneticist: she is like
[07/11/2011 01:32:17] carcinoGeneticist: da goody two shoes
[07/11/2011 01:32:18] carcinoGeneticist: in this all
[07/11/2011 01:32:20] twinArmageddons: SHE HAS TO BE IN A WHEEL CHAIR FIRST
[07/11/2011 01:32:24] carcinoGeneticist: omg
[07/11/2011 01:32:54] carcinoGeneticist: a little crippled girl who cowers at the thought of even hurting a fly
[07/11/2011 01:33:03] carcinoGeneticist: she just wants everyone to
[07/11/2011 01:33:04] carcinoGeneticist: get along
[07/11/2011 01:33:05] carcinoGeneticist: and
[07/11/2011 01:33:07] carcinoGeneticist: eat cakes
[07/11/2011 01:33:09] carcinoGeneticist: made out of rainbows
[07/11/2011 01:33:10] carcinoGeneticist: and sunshine
[07/11/2011 01:33:15] carcinoGeneticist: and have a group hug
[07/11/2011 01:33:26] carcinoGeneticist: (("SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!!!!!!!"))
[07/11/2011 01:33:40] twinArmageddons: oh hey and equius is a total weakling who basically has no cardio whatsoever. if trolls had inhalers, he'd have one
[07/11/2011 01:33:42] carcinoGeneticist: and she's really unlucky
[07/11/2011 01:33:50] carcinoGeneticist: and trips over a lot of things
[07/11/2011 01:33:50] carcinoGeneticist: that's how
[07/11/2011 01:33:51] carcinoGeneticist: she went
[07/11/2011 01:33:52] carcinoGeneticist: cripple
[07/11/2011 01:33:57] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:34:00] twinArmageddons: my heart goes out to her
[07/11/2011 01:34:00] carcinoGeneticist: and he hates horses
[07/11/2011 01:34:03] twinArmageddons: hates them
[07/11/2011 01:34:10] carcinoGeneticist: he is also asexual
[07/11/2011 01:34:16] twinArmageddons: aha yes
[07/11/2011 01:34:28] twinArmageddons: and curses all the time
[07/11/2011 01:34:32] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:34:45] carcinoGeneticist: and is disrespectful
[07/11/2011 01:34:46] carcinoGeneticist: but
[07/11/2011 01:34:46] carcinoGeneticist: he's good
[07/11/2011 01:34:47] carcinoGeneticist: at
[07/11/2011 01:34:48] carcinoGeneticist: archery
[07/11/2011 01:34:53] carcinoGeneticist: it's his only damn hope
[07/11/2011 01:34:54] twinArmageddons: really good perfect aim
[07/11/2011 01:34:55] carcinoGeneticist: in this world
[07/11/2011 01:35:02] carcinoGeneticist: annnnd
[07/11/2011 01:35:04] carcinoGeneticist: nepeta likes dogs
[07/11/2011 01:35:06] carcinoGeneticist: woof woof
[07/11/2011 01:35:11] twinArmageddons: and would she sink ships?
[07/11/2011 01:35:16] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:35:17] carcinoGeneticist: she
[07/11/2011 01:35:19] carcinoGeneticist: likes to ship
[07/11/2011 01:35:24] carcinoGeneticist: blackrom more
[07/11/2011 01:35:35] carcinoGeneticist: and hates roleplaying
[07/11/2011 01:35:36] carcinoGeneticist: she just
[07/11/2011 01:35:37] carcinoGeneticist: likes dogs
[07/11/2011 01:35:50] twinArmageddons: terezi is so sane its crazy
[07/11/2011 01:35:53] twinArmageddons: she's like kanaya sane
[07/11/2011 01:35:53] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:35:54] twinArmageddons: or more
[07/11/2011 01:36:00] carcinoGeneticist: she is like the damn
[07/11/2011 01:36:03] carcinoGeneticist: meaning
[07/11/2011 01:36:04] carcinoGeneticist: of
[07/11/2011 01:36:05] carcinoGeneticist: sane
[07/11/2011 01:36:06] carcinoGeneticist: and
[07/11/2011 01:36:07] carcinoGeneticist: balance
[07/11/2011 01:36:11] carcinoGeneticist: and black and white
[07/11/2011 01:36:12] twinArmageddons: (haha)
[07/11/2011 01:36:13] twinArmageddons: balance
[07/11/2011 01:36:15] carcinoGeneticist: she hates colours colours colours
[07/11/2011 01:36:16] twinArmageddons: libra
[07/11/2011 01:36:17] carcinoGeneticist: too many colours
[07/11/2011 01:36:17] twinArmageddons: hahaaha
[07/11/2011 01:36:17] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:36:22] carcinoGeneticist: that was done on purpose man
[07/11/2011 01:36:26] carcinoGeneticist: like
[07/11/2011 01:36:35] carcinoGeneticist: it's always been ironic that she likes balance and justice
[07/11/2011 01:36:36] carcinoGeneticist: because
[07/11/2011 01:36:37] carcinoGeneticist: she's like
[07/11/2011 01:36:39] carcinoGeneticist: insane man
[07/11/2011 01:36:41] carcinoGeneticist: so now
[07/11/2011 01:36:44] carcinoGeneticist: she hates laws and shit
[07/11/2011 01:36:46] carcinoGeneticist: but she's like
[07/11/2011 01:36:47] carcinoGeneticist: the fucking
[07/11/2011 01:36:50] carcinoGeneticist: epitome
[07/11/2011 01:36:51] carcinoGeneticist: of reason
[07/11/2011 01:36:57] twinArmageddons: would she have awesome vision like 20/20 all the way or something
[07/11/2011 01:36:59] carcinoGeneticist: she's like a natural lawyer even if she doesn't like it now
[07/11/2011 01:37:01] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:37:09] carcinoGeneticist: hatesthe colour red
[07/11/2011 01:37:11] carcinoGeneticist: she prefers
[07/11/2011 01:37:12] carcinoGeneticist: black
[07/11/2011 01:37:15] carcinoGeneticist: like her SOUL
[07/11/2011 01:37:22] twinArmageddons: how emo
[07/11/2011 01:37:32] carcinoGeneticist: ok not what i was going for
[07/11/2011 01:37:33] twinArmageddons: ahahhaa
[07/11/2011 01:37:34] carcinoGeneticist: black like her coffee
[07/11/2011 01:37:46] Pocahontas: back
[07/11/2011 01:38:00] twinArmageddons: normal aradia would make a fun goth. But we've already seen her emo in her ghost form hurr
[07/11/2011 01:38:01] carcinoGeneticist: hi ben
[07/11/2011 01:38:09] carcinoGeneticist: yeah it's hard for her
[07/11/2011 01:38:12] carcinoGeneticist: we have to go with what we said
[07/11/2011 01:38:13] carcinoGeneticist: airhead
[07/11/2011 01:38:18] carcinoGeneticist: and hmmmm lets see who else
[07/11/2011 01:38:22] twinArmageddons: feferi
[07/11/2011 01:38:24] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:38:26] carcinoGeneticist: she never gets excited
[07/11/2011 01:38:28] carcinoGeneticist: she is
[07/11/2011 01:38:29] carcinoGeneticist: a
[07/11/2011 01:38:32] twinArmageddons: serious and evil
[07/11/2011 01:38:35] carcinoGeneticist: fun killer
[07/11/2011 01:38:36] twinArmageddons: completely and utterly evil
[07/11/2011 01:38:41] carcinoGeneticist: no no no
[07/11/2011 01:38:46] carcinoGeneticist: because
[07/11/2011 01:38:47] carcinoGeneticist: ok
[07/11/2011 01:38:58] carcinoGeneticist: she kind of does the same thing as karkat sort of??? if u get what i mean
[07/11/2011 01:39:00] carcinoGeneticist: she's the highest
[07/11/2011 01:39:02] carcinoGeneticist: she seems all
[07/11/2011 01:39:03] carcinoGeneticist: happy go lucky
[07/11/2011 01:39:05] carcinoGeneticist: but
[07/11/2011 01:39:07] carcinoGeneticist: she s kind of just
[07/11/2011 01:39:09] carcinoGeneticist: a bitch
[07/11/2011 01:39:20] Pocahontas: what are we talking about?
[07/11/2011 01:39:22] carcinoGeneticist: who only cares about things that directly relate to her sort of.if something sounds off shes kind of BLUH so yeah
[07/11/2011 01:39:23] carcinoGeneticist: she's just
[07/11/2011 01:39:26] twinArmageddons: but if the hemo gets twisted around she's now the lowest
[07/11/2011 01:39:30] carcinoGeneticist: serious and never gets excited
[07/11/2011 01:39:32] carcinoGeneticist: but she cares
[07/11/2011 01:39:33] carcinoGeneticist: but she just
[07/11/2011 01:39:44] Pocahontas: confused~
[07/11/2011 01:39:49] carcinoGeneticist: acts like she has a damn stick up her ass
[07/11/2011 01:39:52] twinArmageddons: scroll up
[07/11/2011 01:40:01] Pocahontas: too much scrolling
[07/11/2011 01:40:05] carcinoGeneticist: but not karkat like, not going to make another karkat
[07/11/2011 01:40:07] carcinoGeneticist: just serious
[07/11/2011 01:40:09] carcinoGeneticist: and evil sounding
[07/11/2011 01:40:10] carcinoGeneticist: but she does care
[07/11/2011 01:40:17] twinArmageddons: awesome
[07/11/2011 01:40:29] carcinoGeneticist: she's just pretty badass  but she's not a villain. like an anti-hero or something
[07/11/2011 01:40:31] carcinoGeneticist: badass**
[07/11/2011 01:40:33] carcinoGeneticist: does that make sense
[07/11/2011 01:40:46] twinArmageddons: kanaya hates fashion and she goes around dressed like a hobo
[07/11/2011 01:40:49] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:40:50] carcinoGeneticist: and is
[07/11/2011 01:40:52] carcinoGeneticist: dumb
[07/11/2011 01:40:54] carcinoGeneticist: dumbdumbdumb
[07/11/2011 01:41:04] twinArmageddons: would she also be painfully straight
[07/11/2011 01:41:08] twinArmageddons: for a troll
[07/11/2011 01:41:12] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:41:14] carcinoGeneticist: painfully straight
[07/11/2011 01:41:15] twinArmageddons: like so badly others are like whats wrong with you
[07/11/2011 01:41:24] twinArmageddons: and she's like bone bulge bone bulge
[07/11/2011 01:41:30] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:41:34] carcinoGeneticist: she is a whore for some dick
[07/11/2011 01:41:36] carcinoGeneticist: bone bulg
[07/11/2011 01:41:39] carcinoGeneticist: bulge**
[07/11/2011 01:41:40] carcinoGeneticist: dick
[07/11/2011 01:41:43] carcinoGeneticist: ALIEN DICK
[07/11/2011 01:41:44] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:42:08] carcinoGeneticist: troll equivalant of a back alley crack whore
[07/11/2011 01:42:15] twinArmageddons: oh my god
[07/11/2011 01:42:25] twinArmageddons: and john
[07/11/2011 01:42:25] twinArmageddons: wait
[07/11/2011 01:42:30] twinArmageddons: john would be the gayest cool kid
[07/11/2011 01:42:34] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:42:35] twinArmageddons: so homo
[07/11/2011 01:42:37] twinArmageddons: its painful
[07/11/2011 01:42:38] carcinoGeneticist: he'd be dave but
[07/11/2011 01:42:39] carcinoGeneticist: so
[07/11/2011 01:42:39] carcinoGeneticist: homo
[07/11/2011 01:42:41] carcinoGeneticist: all of the homo
[07/11/2011 01:42:43] carcinoGeneticist: it's in him
[07/11/2011 01:42:49] twinArmageddons: it is him
[07/11/2011 01:43:01] twinArmageddons: he is homo personified
[07/11/2011 01:43:02] carcinoGeneticist: then girls come onto him and he's like "woah i am not a heterosexual"
[07/11/2011 01:43:09] carcinoGeneticist: but in a cool and uncaring way
[07/11/2011 01:43:15] carcinoGeneticist: he dreams of dick but he's not flamboyant
[07/11/2011 01:43:20] twinArmageddons: hahaahah
[07/11/2011 01:44:57] carcinoGeneticist: oh and yeah eridan has like THE SEXIEST VOICE, ok??
[07/11/2011 01:45:02] carcinoGeneticist: it helps him get all those bitches
[07/11/2011 01:45:09] carcinoGeneticist: he no longer has that “weird accent”
[07/11/2011 01:45:12] twinArmageddons: they just cream their pants when they hear him
[07/11/2011 01:45:17] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:45:33] twinArmageddons: are we missing anyone
[07/11/2011 01:45:40] carcinoGeneticist: i don't think so...
[07/11/2011 01:46:09] carcinoGeneticist: oh also sollux would suck at computers ok
[07/11/2011 01:46:18] carcinoGeneticist: like he can't use one to save his life
[07/11/2011 01:46:25] twinArmageddons: like how do you close this tab suck
[07/11/2011 01:46:31] carcinoGeneticist: and he types like a grandparent or something
[07/11/2011 01:46:33] carcinoGeneticist: o
[07/11/2011 01:46:35] carcinoGeneticist: n
[07/11/2011 01:46:36] carcinoGeneticist: e
[07/11/2011 01:46:37] carcinoGeneticist: l
[07/11/2011 01:46:37] carcinoGeneticist: e
[07/11/2011 01:46:38] carcinoGeneticist: t
[07/11/2011 01:46:38] carcinoGeneticist: t
[07/11/2011 01:46:39] carcinoGeneticist: e
[07/11/2011 01:46:40] carcinoGeneticist: r
[07/11/2011 01:46:40] carcinoGeneticist: a
[07/11/2011 01:46:41] carcinoGeneticist: t
[07/11/2011 01:46:41] carcinoGeneticist: a
[07/11/2011 01:46:42] carcinoGeneticist: t
[07/11/2011 01:46:43] carcinoGeneticist: u
[07/11/2011 01:46:44] twinArmageddons: i think id shoot him
[07/11/2011 01:46:45] carcinoGeneticist: dammit
[07/11/2011 01:46:46] carcinoGeneticist: time**
[07/11/2011 01:46:49] carcinoGeneticist: no not like that omg
[07/11/2011 01:46:52] carcinoGeneticist: i was being exaggerated
[07/11/2011 01:46:53] carcinoGeneticist: just like
[07/11/2011 01:46:55] carcinoGeneticist: really slow typing
[07/11/2011 01:47:01] twinArmageddons: with his index fingers
[07/11/2011 01:47:03] twinArmageddons: only
[07/11/2011 01:47:03] carcinoGeneticist: like those -- yes
[07/11/2011 01:47:17] carcinoGeneticist: and he'd spend at least like 10 seconds looking for each key
[07/11/2011 01:47:20] twinArmageddons: wait but sollux already gets all the bitches
[07/11/2011 01:47:27] twinArmageddons: he has aradia and feferi
[07/11/2011 01:47:33] twinArmageddons: he needs to get none of the bitches
[07/11/2011 01:47:35] twinArmageddons: and be a jock
[07/11/2011 01:47:39] carcinoGeneticist: ok ok
[07/11/2011 01:47:39] carcinoGeneticist: so
[07/11/2011 01:47:41] carcinoGeneticist: he is a jock
[07/11/2011 01:47:42] carcinoGeneticist: a
[07/11/2011 01:47:45] carcinoGeneticist: failure of a jock
[07/11/2011 01:47:46] carcinoGeneticist: cuz he gets no bitches
[07/11/2011 01:47:50] carcinoGeneticist: eridan gets them instead
[07/11/2011 01:47:56] twinArmageddons: yes
[07/11/2011 01:48:19] Pocahontas: Why are you making anti-trolls
[07/11/2011 01:48:25] carcinoGeneticist: oh and also karkat wears tacky hand-knitted sweaters
[07/11/2011 01:48:29] twinArmageddons: hahaaha
[07/11/2011 01:48:29] carcinoGeneticist: i dont know how tha tis relevant
[07/11/2011 01:48:32] carcinoGeneticist: but it doesn't matter
[07/11/2011 01:48:34] carcinoGeneticist: that is**
[07/11/2011 01:48:39] carcinoGeneticist: because antistuck
[07/11/2011 01:48:44] carcinoGeneticist: it's not just the trolls, the humans too
[07/11/2011 01:48:47] carcinoGeneticist: we're not sure about jade tho
[07/11/2011 01:48:50] carcinoGeneticist: everyone else we have
[07/11/2011 01:49:00] carcinoGeneticist: omg doc
[07/11/2011 01:49:02] carcinoGeneticist: doc
[07/11/2011 01:49:03] carcinoGeneticist: scratch
[07/11/2011 01:49:07] carcinoGeneticist: lets do doc scratch
[07/11/2011 01:49:08] carcinoGeneticist: ok
[07/11/2011 01:49:10] twinArmageddons: worst host
[07/11/2011 01:49:11] carcinoGeneticist: BLACK TEXT, for start
[07/11/2011 01:49:12] carcinoGeneticist: worst host, yeah
[07/11/2011 01:49:15] carcinoGeneticist: he is UNSTABLE
[07/11/2011 01:49:18] carcinoGeneticist: every few fucking seconds
[07/11/2011 01:49:26] Pocahontas: jade could like cats, for one
[07/11/2011 01:49:31] carcinoGeneticist: lord english tries to fucking come out of his body
[07/11/2011 01:49:36] carcinoGeneticist: and he's just a fucking mess
[07/11/2011 01:49:40] carcinoGeneticist: OH YEAH
[07/11/2011 01:49:41] carcinoGeneticist: bec
[07/11/2011 01:49:42] carcinoGeneticist: would be
[07/11/2011 01:49:43] carcinoGeneticist: a cat
[07/11/2011 01:49:46] twinArmageddons: and he never knows what he's doing
[07/11/2011 01:49:50] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:49:51] twinArmageddons: even as a guardian
[07/11/2011 01:49:52] carcinoGeneticist: he just doesn't know shit
[07/11/2011 01:49:54] twinArmageddons: worst guardian
[07/11/2011 01:49:56] carcinoGeneticist: he misinterprets EVERYTHING
[07/11/2011 01:49:58] twinArmageddons: he does shit accidentally
[07/11/2011 01:50:03] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:50:04] carcinoGeneticist: and lies
[07/11/2011 01:50:05] carcinoGeneticist: all
[07/11/2011 01:50:05] carcinoGeneticist: the
[07/11/2011 01:50:06] carcinoGeneticist: damn
[07/11/2011 01:50:07] carcinoGeneticist: time
[07/11/2011 01:50:15] twinArmageddons: all day everday
[07/11/2011 01:50:20] carcinoGeneticist: his life is a lie
[07/11/2011 01:50:31] carcinoGeneticist: and he lives on the pink moon instead of the green one
[07/11/2011 01:50:34] twinArmageddons: he thought he was born to wonderful parents who he never met
[07/11/2011 01:50:38] twinArmageddons: but no
[07/11/2011 01:50:40] carcinoGeneticist: and the midnight crew is the midday crew
[07/11/2011 01:50:41] twinArmageddons: ectobiology
[07/11/2011 01:50:43] twinArmageddons: and puppets
[07/11/2011 01:50:48] twinArmageddons: hahaha
[07/11/2011 01:51:11] twinArmageddons: what about the felt
[07/11/2011 01:51:15] carcinoGeneticist: idk
[07/11/2011 01:51:16] twinArmageddons: and would lord english be lord spanish
[07/11/2011 01:51:18] carcinoGeneticist: but they'd be pink instead of green
[07/11/2011 01:51:20] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:51:21] carcinoGeneticist: yes ye syes
[07/11/2011 01:51:25] carcinoGeneticist: and he'd be PINK
[07/11/2011 01:51:26] carcinoGeneticist: and
[07/11/2011 01:51:29] carcinoGeneticist: he'd basically be
[07/11/2011 01:51:33] carcinoGeneticist: like doc scratch
[07/11/2011 01:51:34] carcinoGeneticist: cuz
[07/11/2011 01:51:35] carcinoGeneticist: ok
[07/11/2011 01:51:36] carcinoGeneticist: it's like
[07/11/2011 01:51:47] carcinoGeneticist: doc scratch is dr. jekyll, and lord english is mr. hyde, like hussie compared them
[07/11/2011 01:51:48] carcinoGeneticist: so
[07/11/2011 01:51:49] carcinoGeneticist: now
[07/11/2011 01:51:50] carcinoGeneticist: doc scratch
[07/11/2011 01:51:51] carcinoGeneticist: is like
[07/11/2011 01:51:52] carcinoGeneticist: a fucking
[07/11/2011 01:51:53] carcinoGeneticist: beast
[07/11/2011 01:52:00] carcinoGeneticist: and incomprehensible
[07/11/2011 01:52:01] carcinoGeneticist: and dumb
[07/11/2011 01:52:06] carcinoGeneticist: and lord english is sleek
[07/11/2011 01:52:08] carcinoGeneticist: and
[07/11/2011 01:52:10] carcinoGeneticist: stUFF
[07/11/2011 01:52:24] twinArmageddons: and yes
[07/11/2011 01:52:25] twinArmageddons: sleek
[07/11/2011 01:52:31] twinArmageddons: and sO ATTRACTIVE OMG
[07/11/2011 01:52:35] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:52:37] carcinoGeneticist: the most attractive
[07/11/2011 01:52:42] carcinoGeneticist: motherfucker
[07/11/2011 01:52:45] carcinoGeneticist: he is a pimp
[07/11/2011 01:52:46] carcinoGeneticist: wait no
[07/11/2011 01:52:50] carcinoGeneticist: LE is already a pimp
[07/11/2011 01:52:52] carcinoGeneticist: dammt
[07/11/2011 01:52:55] carcinoGeneticist: dammit**
[07/11/2011 01:52:56] carcinoGeneticist: well
[07/11/2011 01:53:09] carcinoGeneticist: he can prowl on young girls like doc did and doc can prowl on older ones like LE does
[07/11/2011 01:53:14] twinArmageddons: pfff
[07/11/2011 01:53:16] twinArmageddons: okay
[07/11/2011 01:53:21] Pocahontas: he should be a prostitute if he's already a pimp
[07/11/2011 01:53:23] twinArmageddons: hahaa
[07/11/2011 01:53:24] carcinoGeneticist: omg
[07/11/2011 01:53:24] twinArmageddons: YES
[07/11/2011 01:53:25] carcinoGeneticist: YES
[07/11/2011 01:53:26] carcinoGeneticist: YEs'/smb
[07/11/2011 01:53:56] twinArmageddons: holy crap its going to be 2 laz i blame you im not done
[07/11/2011 01:54:02] carcinoGeneticist: sorry sob
[07/11/2011 01:54:45] carcinoGeneticist: rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun~
[07/11/2011 01:54:46] twinArmageddons: and john loves cake and his dad refuses to make any because that shit is disgusting
[07/11/2011 01:54:50] carcinoGeneticist: make her a member of the midnight crew~
[07/11/2011 01:54:55] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:55:00] carcinoGeneticist: john fucking loves betty crocker
[07/11/2011 01:55:05] twinArmageddons: worships her
[07/11/2011 01:55:10] carcinoGeneticist: he has a shrine
[07/11/2011 01:55:12] carcinoGeneticist: to her
[07/11/2011 01:55:13] twinArmageddons: secretly keeps a shrine
[07/11/2011 01:55:13] twinArmageddons: yes
[07/11/2011 01:55:14] carcinoGeneticist: in his room
[07/11/2011 01:55:16] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:55:21] carcinoGeneticist: oh and also
[07/11/2011 01:55:22] carcinoGeneticist: karkat
[07/11/2011 01:55:24] carcinoGeneticist: likes
[07/11/2011 01:55:25] carcinoGeneticist: like
[07/11/2011 01:55:26] carcinoGeneticist: classical movies
[07/11/2011 01:55:28] carcinoGeneticist: of
[07/11/2011 01:55:29] carcinoGeneticist: violence
[07/11/2011 01:55:31] carcinoGeneticist: i mean
[07/11/2011 01:55:33] carcinoGeneticist: classic**
[07/11/2011 01:55:35] carcinoGeneticist: and/or
[07/11/2011 01:55:39] twinArmageddons: john loves good movies
[07/11/2011 01:55:42] twinArmageddons: like 5 star ratings
[07/11/2011 01:55:59] carcinoGeneticist: violent, horror, terror, psychological, tragedies, dramas, suspense, action, ETC
[07/11/2011 01:56:00] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:56:10] twinArmageddons: fUCK I CANT STOP
[07/11/2011 01:56:12] carcinoGeneticist: wait no john just... likes.....
[07/11/2011 01:56:16] carcinoGeneticist: good romcoms
[07/11/2011 01:56:20] twinArmageddons: pfff
[07/11/2011 01:56:22] carcinoGeneticist: cuz he's not that into romcoms
[07/11/2011 01:56:26] carcinoGeneticist: he's into bad movies
[07/11/2011 01:56:31] twinArmageddons: does he claim to love them ironically
[07/11/2011 01:56:33] carcinoGeneticist: so he's into good romcoms
[07/11/2011 01:56:36] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:56:44] carcinoGeneticist: but he secretly loves them unironically
[07/11/2011 01:56:58] twinArmageddons: karkat sucks at romance
[07/11/2011 01:56:58] twinArmageddons: like
[07/11/2011 01:57:03] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:57:04] carcinoGeneticist: he doesn't get it
[07/11/2011 01:57:04] twinArmageddons: how does that even work
[07/11/2011 01:57:08] twinArmageddons: relationships
[07/11/2011 01:57:10] twinArmageddons: what is that
[07/11/2011 01:57:11] twinArmageddons: thing
[07/11/2011 01:57:12] carcinoGeneticist: he'd rather just ignore it
[07/11/2011 01:57:12] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 01:58:03] carcinoGeneticist: oh we can think of locations
[07/11/2011 01:58:03] carcinoGeneticist: jade
[07/11/2011 01:58:04] carcinoGeneticist: lives
[07/11/2011 01:58:07] carcinoGeneticist: in the damn city, man
[07/11/2011 01:58:18] carcinoGeneticist: she is surrounded by people like 24 fucking 7
[07/11/2011 01:58:23] carcinoGeneticist: dave lives in
[07/11/2011 01:58:24] carcinoGeneticist: the
[07/11/2011 01:58:26] carcinoGeneticist: TUNDRAS
[07/11/2011 01:58:27] twinArmageddons: yes
[07/11/2011 01:58:41] twinArmageddons: would john live in a forest
[07/11/2011 01:58:42] carcinoGeneticist: john can just live on the east coast or something
[07/11/2011 01:58:45] carcinoGeneticist: eh
[07/11/2011 01:59:03] twinArmageddons: cause he lives in an urban neighborhood
[07/11/2011 01:59:07] carcinoGeneticist: hmmm
[07/11/2011 01:59:20] twinArmageddons: what if he lived in a tree house
[07/11/2011 01:59:24] carcinoGeneticist: omg
[07/11/2011 01:59:25] twinArmageddons: can people do that
[07/11/2011 01:59:25] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 01:59:27] carcinoGeneticist: sure
[07/11/2011 01:59:29] carcinoGeneticist: why not
[07/11/2011 01:59:42] Pocahontas: People have built treehouses that they live in
[07/11/2011 01:59:56] carcinoGeneticist: tho one thing i dont want to do is change red bloods to seadwellers... this time around seadwellers are like the scum of alternia, ok
[07/11/2011 02:00:03] twinArmageddons: yes
[07/11/2011 02:00:04] Pocahontas: And I'm not just talking about Tarzan's parents
[07/11/2011 02:00:06] twinArmageddons: lol
[07/11/2011 02:00:16] twinArmageddons: look at those fins
[07/11/2011 02:00:21] twinArmageddons: ugly motherfuckers
[07/11/2011 02:00:24] carcinoGeneticist: ya
[07/11/2011 02:00:32] Pocahontas: Then Eridan wouldn't get any women
[07/11/2011 02:00:38] Pocahontas: He'd still be lonely
[07/11/2011 02:00:41] carcinoGeneticist: nah because he is the exception
[07/11/2011 02:00:42] twinArmageddons: but eridan still gets the bitches he's the EXCEPTION
[07/11/2011 02:00:48] Pocahontas: lol
[07/11/2011 02:00:48] carcinoGeneticist: yeAH
[07/11/2011 02:00:55] carcinoGeneticist: and also he doesn't really live IN THE SEA completely
[07/11/2011 02:00:59] carcinoGeneticist: he just lives like
[07/11/2011 02:01:00] carcinoGeneticist: over it
[07/11/2011 02:01:07] carcinoGeneticist: he's too cool for that water filled with shit
[07/11/2011 02:01:15] carcinoGeneticist: but he helps out his “evil” friend
[07/11/2011 02:01:25] twinArmageddons: everyone all scandalized like how can i lust over this seadweller but then he looks at them and they can only think bucket thoughts
[07/11/2011 02:01:28] carcinoGeneticist: she threatens to blackmail him if he doesn't provide her some damn food for her lusus
[07/11/2011 02:01:49] carcinoGeneticist: she is underappreciated scum and she's got it out for the world because she keeps a giant ass lusus from killing them all off
[07/11/2011 02:01:53] carcinoGeneticist: but she's sitll considered
[07/11/2011 02:01:53] carcinoGeneticist: the
[07/11/2011 02:01:54] carcinoGeneticist: lowest
[07/11/2011 02:01:58] carcinoGeneticist: in the damn hemospectrum
[07/11/2011 02:01:59] carcinoGeneticist: oh, woe is her
[07/11/2011 02:02:07] twinArmageddons: great yes
[07/11/2011 02:02:14] twinArmageddons: bitter teenage angst
[07/11/2011 02:02:16] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 02:02:41] Pocahontas: Would that make Karkat at the top of the hemospectrum?
[07/11/2011 02:03:01] twinArmageddons: yes this has been discussed
[07/11/2011 02:03:04] twinArmageddons: <3
[07/11/2011 02:03:10] twinArmageddons: beeen go read up so you can contribute
[07/11/2011 02:03:20] twinArmageddons: its entertaining come on
[07/11/2011 02:03:41] Pocahontas: meh
[07/11/2011 02:03:54] Pocahontas: LE=prostitute is the extent of my creativity on this
[07/11/2011 02:04:04] Pocahontas: You guys pretty much have it all figured out
[07/11/2011 02:04:07] carcinoGeneticist: he was like the first one we discussed
[07/11/2011 02:04:14] carcinoGeneticist: instead of god tier they should reach satan tier
[07/11/2011 02:04:19] twinArmageddons: hahaah
[07/11/2011 02:04:24] twinArmageddons: shit
[07/11/2011 02:04:32] carcinoGeneticist: o jeez i just laughed a little too hard at that
[07/11/2011 02:04:39] Pocahontas: you guys are so easily amused
[07/11/2011 02:04:48] carcinoGeneticist: but it's fUNNY omg
[07/11/2011 02:04:55] twinArmageddons: ben its SATAN tier
[07/11/2011 02:04:59] twinArmageddons: that is
[07/11/2011 02:05:02] twinArmageddons: great come on
[07/11/2011 02:05:13] Pocahontas: lol
[07/11/2011 02:05:30] carcinoGeneticist: they don't Rise Up, instead they Descend
[07/11/2011 02:05:37] twinArmageddons: that is actually really cool
[07/11/2011 02:05:52] twinArmageddons: and the horrorterrors
[07/11/2011 02:05:58] twinArmageddons: are actually the cutest things
[07/11/2011 02:06:00] twinArmageddons: in existence
[07/11/2011 02:06:01] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:06:06] twinArmageddons: like you just want to roll around on the floor
[07/11/2011 02:06:06] twinArmageddons: with how cute they are
[07/11/2011 02:06:09] carcinoGeneticist: they call them horror terrors but hot damn they are like so cute
[07/11/2011 02:06:11] carcinoGeneticist: that's how
[07/11/2011 02:06:11] carcinoGeneticist: the
[07/11/2011 02:06:13] carcinoGeneticist: they**
[07/11/2011 02:06:19] carcinoGeneticist: bring you in...
[07/11/2011 02:06:25] carcinoGeneticist: you melt at the cuteness
[07/11/2011 02:06:29] carcinoGeneticist: they are like fucking
[07/11/2011 02:06:31] carcinoGeneticist: idk
[07/11/2011 02:06:43] carcinoGeneticist: puffles of joy and love and fluff and rainbows and everything right in the world
[07/11/2011 02:06:52] carcinoGeneticist: they're like shit lets be tangle buddies
[07/11/2011 02:07:04] twinArmageddons: and no doesnt even cross your mind
[07/11/2011 02:08:08] carcinoGeneticist: this is really cool
[07/11/2011 02:08:18] twinArmageddons: would consorts be like raging beasts that are out to kill you
[07/11/2011 02:08:51] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:09:09] twinArmageddons: and aaaaah jack is the nicest person in the world
[07/11/2011 02:09:11] twinArmageddons: everyone loves him
[07/11/2011 02:09:12] twinArmageddons: everyone
[07/11/2011 02:09:13] twinArmageddons: so nice
[07/11/2011 02:09:14] twinArmageddons: sweetest guy
[07/11/2011 02:09:24] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:09:33] carcinoGeneticist: he hugs you as a greeting
[07/11/2011 02:09:45] twinArmageddons: and he takes the Queen's power cause he wANTS TO CHANGE THE WORLD
[07/11/2011 02:09:47] twinArmageddons: FOR THE BETTER
[07/11/2011 02:10:22] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:10:27] carcinoGeneticist: PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!
[07/11/2011 02:10:31] twinArmageddons: he doesnt even take it she just like gives it to him happy birthday jack
[07/11/2011 02:10:53] carcinoGeneticist: "really??? you mean it????"
[07/11/2011 02:11:02] twinArmageddons: all silly hopeful smiles
[07/11/2011 02:11:08] twinArmageddons: that just make your heart burst
[07/11/2011 02:11:13] carcinoGeneticist: "awww, well if you insist!"
[07/11/2011 02:11:15] carcinoGeneticist: he is matesprits
[07/11/2011 02:11:18] carcinoGeneticist: with
[07/11/2011 02:11:20] carcinoGeneticist: the queen
[07/11/2011 02:11:22] twinArmageddons: yes
[07/11/2011 02:11:26] twinArmageddons: so flushed
[07/11/2011 02:11:29] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:11:31] twinArmageddons: he cant blackrom
[07/11/2011 02:11:36] twinArmageddons: jack cant blackrom
[07/11/2011 02:11:40] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 02:12:02] twinArmageddons: would derse be full of good nice people and prospit full of assholes??
[07/11/2011 02:12:05] carcinoGeneticist: the point of sburb is literally to destroy an unmade universe. to create it just to cause it's destruction, and he doesn't like that!
[07/11/2011 02:12:07] carcinoGeneticist: yes.
[07/11/2011 02:12:32] twinArmageddons: and he helps all the players
[07/11/2011 02:12:41] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:12:41] twinArmageddons: by helping them go godtier
[07/11/2011 02:12:47] twinArmageddons: he knows its the best way
[07/11/2011 02:12:52] twinArmageddons: even if it hurts him inside
[07/11/2011 02:13:03] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:13:32] twinArmageddons: okay now who is a significantly good character cause we just made the villain a good guy
[07/11/2011 02:13:37] carcinoGeneticist: rose goes grimbright
[07/11/2011 02:13:40] twinArmageddons: hahaha
[07/11/2011 02:13:54] carcinoGeneticist: everytime she speaks it sounds like singing
[07/11/2011 02:14:02] carcinoGeneticist: you still can't understand what she says but it doesn't matter
[07/11/2011 02:14:06] carcinoGeneticist: it's a heavenly sound
[07/11/2011 02:14:08] twinArmageddons: and there's just light and rainbows around her
[07/11/2011 02:14:13] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:14:43] twinArmageddons: dave
[07/11/2011 02:14:43] twinArmageddons: dave
[07/11/2011 02:14:45] twinArmageddons: likes puppets
[07/11/2011 02:14:49] twinArmageddons: he adores them
[07/11/2011 02:14:53] twinArmageddons: especially plush rumps
[07/11/2011 02:14:59] twinArmageddons: those are his favorite
[07/11/2011 02:15:13] twinArmageddons: but he is so ashamed he hides a pile in his closet
[07/11/2011 02:15:14] carcinoGeneticist: instead of being all subjected into dark magic she goes grimbright when she realizes that WOW she is MUCH SMARTER THAN ALL THESE DUMB DOUCHEBAGS SHE'S BEEN TALKING TO!!! ollIES OUT BITCHES!!!!!
[07/11/2011 02:15:15] carcinoGeneticist: omg
[07/11/2011 02:15:38] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:15:40] carcinoGeneticist: and his bro is
[07/11/2011 02:15:43] carcinoGeneticist: disapproving
[07/11/2011 02:15:47] carcinoGeneticist: a tru bro
[07/11/2011 02:15:52] carcinoGeneticist: looking out for his brother
[07/11/2011 02:15:53] carcinoGeneticist: and his
[07/11/2011 02:15:54] carcinoGeneticist: wrong ways
[07/11/2011 02:16:00] carcinoGeneticist: all business guy
[07/11/2011 02:16:03] carcinoGeneticist: doing what's SAFE
[07/11/2011 02:16:09] twinArmageddons: no sharp edges
[07/11/2011 02:16:12] carcinoGeneticist: nop
[07/11/2011 02:16:13] carcinoGeneticist: round
[07/11/2011 02:16:15] carcinoGeneticist: everything is just
[07/11/2011 02:16:17] twinArmageddons: use plastic scissors until 12
[07/11/2011 02:16:17] carcinoGeneticist: damn
[07/11/2011 02:16:18] carcinoGeneticist: round
[07/11/2011 02:16:23] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:16:37] carcinoGeneticist: dave even has a chastity belt
[07/11/2011 02:16:41] carcinoGeneticist: to add to his dork
[07/11/2011 02:16:43] twinArmageddons: oh my GOD
[07/11/2011 02:16:57] twinArmageddons: he has to protect his virtue
[07/11/2011 02:17:01] carcinoGeneticist: "bro no one even wants to go OUT with me, though!!"
[07/11/2011 02:17:08] carcinoGeneticist: woe is him
[07/11/2011 02:17:37] carcinoGeneticist: john also hates nic cage
[07/11/2011 02:17:40] carcinoGeneticist: worst actor in existance
[07/11/2011 02:17:53] carcinoGeneticist: how can anyone even take that dumb homo tool seriously
[07/11/2011 02:17:57] twinArmageddons: and rose listens to all that mainstream crap and dave hates turntables he prefers i dont know something else
[07/11/2011 02:18:11] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 02:18:29] twinArmageddons: records are stupid actual instruments all the way???
[07/11/2011 02:18:50] carcinoGeneticist: he still writes comics though, just no one reads it cuz sour sis and heava fejj is the WORST THING IN EXISTANCE, just how HIGH do u even have to BE to DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT???
[07/11/2011 02:18:54] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:19:11] carcinoGeneticist: electronic music is shit, what is this generation even coming too, it's all about the classics!!!
[07/11/2011 02:19:15] twinArmageddons: no but, his comics should be beautiful
[07/11/2011 02:19:17] twinArmageddons: like
[07/11/2011 02:19:19] twinArmageddons: works of arts
[07/11/2011 02:19:22] twinArmageddons: and no one reads them
[07/11/2011 02:19:23] twinArmageddons: ever
[07/11/2011 02:19:26] carcinoGeneticist: yes which is precisely why
[07/11/2011 02:19:27] carcinoGeneticist: noe one
[07/11/2011 02:19:29] carcinoGeneticist: reads them
[07/11/2011 02:19:53] carcinoGeneticist: "this is not ironic!!!! it's legitimately good????/? i don't.... GET???? what is... CIRCLES, GOO!OgoOGoo!" and they exit out of the site
[07/11/2011 02:19:58] twinArmageddons: hahaha
[07/11/2011 02:20:02] twinArmageddons: yes
[07/11/2011 02:20:18] twinArmageddons: dave is as smooth as an urchin
[07/11/2011 02:20:40] twinArmageddons: so awkward
[07/11/2011 02:20:44] carcinoGeneticist: as attractive as a deformed whale
[07/11/2011 02:20:51] twinArmageddons: oh god yes
[07/11/2011 02:20:58] twinArmageddons: and john
[07/11/2011 02:21:04] twinArmageddons: john looks like a supermodel
[07/11/2011 02:21:17] carcinoGeneticist: is like he was chiseled by greek and roman gods
[07/11/2011 02:21:36] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:21:41] twinArmageddons: yes just
[07/11/2011 02:21:43] twinArmageddons: this is so great
[07/11/2011 02:21:47] carcinoGeneticist: girls faint if he just winks at them
[07/11/2011 02:21:52] carcinoGeneticist: not that he would
[07/11/2011 02:21:53] twinArmageddons: TOO BAD HES HOMO
[07/11/2011 02:21:57] carcinoGeneticist: that would be uncool
[07/11/2011 02:21:59] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 02:22:17] twinArmageddons: he uses his looks to seduce guys
[07/11/2011 02:22:20] carcinoGeneticist: all girls want his dick but it's just too bad that he wants dick too
[07/11/2011 02:22:23] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:22:25] twinArmageddons: and he has the biggest boner for karkat
[07/11/2011 02:22:29] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:22:31] twinArmageddons: like it is unbelievable
[07/11/2011 02:22:31] carcinoGeneticist: the BIGGEST
[07/11/2011 02:22:34] twinArmageddons: and karkat is like meh.
[07/11/2011 02:22:39] carcinoGeneticist: yeah
[07/11/2011 02:22:55] twinArmageddons: oh my god i want to see john being so gay for karkat liugbdsluigbsd
[07/11/2011 02:23:05] twinArmageddons: this needs to be made. like now
[07/11/2011 02:23:08] carcinoGeneticist: "OH, I’M REALLY SORRY! I’M JUST… NOT REALLY INTO HUMANS, I GUESS! :("
[07/11/2011 02:23:10] twinArmageddons: hahaaha
[07/11/2011 02:23:13] twinArmageddons: oh m gof
[07/11/2011 02:23:15] twinArmageddons: iauhfd
[07/11/2011 02:23:23] twinArmageddons: i i cant
[07/11/2011 02:23:34] twinArmageddons: its almost like
[07/11/2011 02:23:36] twinArmageddons: the world having its revenge
[07/11/2011 02:23:44] twinArmageddons: in an alternate universe
[07/11/2011 02:23:53] carcinoGeneticist: this does not stop john from greeting him with a horrendously awful pickup line every damn time
[07/11/2011 02:23:54] twinArmageddons: oh god
[07/11/2011 02:23:59] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:24:00] twinArmageddons: best yes good
[07/11/2011 02:24:58] twinArmageddons: karkat finds cursing to be ugly
[07/11/2011 02:25:03] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:25:05] twinArmageddons: like those words are eugh
[07/11/2011 02:25:15] carcinoGeneticist: "IT'S NOT VERY NICE. :("
[07/11/2011 02:25:23] twinArmageddons: oh god oh god
[07/11/2011 02:25:28] twinArmageddons: best au
[07/11/2011 02:25:29] twinArmageddons: ever
[07/11/2011 02:25:41] carcinoGeneticist: we need to make this happen...
[07/11/2011 02:25:49] twinArmageddons: we need to do this
[07/11/2011 02:25:51] twinArmageddons: just
[07/11/2011 02:25:55] twinArmageddons: set apart the time
[07/11/2011 02:25:57] twinArmageddons: and get to work
[07/11/2011 02:26:01] carcinoGeneticist: yes
[07/11/2011 02:28:01] carcinoGeneticist: what's the opposite of time
[07/11/2011 02:28:09] carcinoGeneticist: hm..
[07/11/2011 02:28:37] twinArmageddons: i dont think there's an opposite of time?? besides like, space i guess, cause time barely matters?
[07/11/2011 02:28:39] twinArmageddons: idk
[07/11/2011 02:28:50] carcinoGeneticist: that's the only problem….
[07/11/2011 02:28:50] carcinoGeneticist: see cuz
[07/11/2011 02:28:58] carcinoGeneticist: we can also reverse their titles
[07/11/2011 02:29:07] carcinoGeneticist: heir of ... waves??? like water
[07/11/2011 02:29:09] carcinoGeneticist: instead of breath
[07/11/2011 02:29:12] carcinoGeneticist: heir of waves
[07/11/2011 02:29:21] carcinoGeneticist: seer of dark
[07/11/2011 02:29:26] carcinoGeneticist: witch of void
[07/11/2011 02:29:35] carcinoGeneticist: knight of ????
[07/11/2011 02:29:44] carcinoGeneticist: knight of..... hm... skin?
[07/11/2011 02:29:46] carcinoGeneticist: llol...
[07/11/2011 02:29:51] carcinoGeneticist: maid of ????
[07/11/2011 02:29:57] carcinoGeneticist: mage of hope... i guess
[07/11/2011 02:30:07] carcinoGeneticist: rogue of mind
[07/11/2011 02:30:10] carcinoGeneticist: seer of heart
[07/11/2011 02:30:19] twinArmageddons: lol
[07/11/2011 02:30:43] carcinoGeneticist: slyph of void, witch of death
[07/11/2011 02:30:53] carcinoGeneticist: etc etc
[07/11/2011 02:31:23] twinArmageddons: mage of...life? would life be the opposite of doom. or what is the opposite of doom anyway
[07/11/2011 02:31:30] carcinoGeneticist: i said hope
[07/11/2011 02:31:32] carcinoGeneticist: but
[07/11/2011 02:31:33] carcinoGeneticist: idk
[07/11/2011 02:31:53] twinArmageddons: hope works
[07/11/2011 02:32:12] carcinoGeneticist: so prince of doom, then
[07/11/2011 02:32:16] carcinoGeneticist: for eridan
[07/11/2011 02:32:17] twinArmageddons: oh my god is this supposed to be funny i cant do HUMOR
[07/11/2011 02:32:38] carcinoGeneticist: well not neceSARILLY ... i mean
[07/11/2011 02:32:42] carcinoGeneticist: the humour would just kind of
[07/11/2011 02:32:44] carcinoGeneticist: create itself
[07/11/2011 02:32:51] carcinoGeneticist: with how the characters are
[07/11/2011 02:32:53] twinArmageddons: 0_0
[07/11/2011 02:33:08] carcinoGeneticist: i can help you with any parts you want it to be ACTUAL HUMOUR...?
[07/11/2011 02:33:16] twinArmageddons: okay
[07/11/2011 02:33:17] twinArmageddons: aha
[07/11/2011 02:33:20] twinArmageddons: its
[07/11/2011 02:33:21] twinArmageddons: 2:30
[07/11/2011 02:33:23] twinArmageddons: i hate you
[07/11/2011 02:33:24] carcinoGeneticist: ily2