*I do not claim this .gif as mine. All I did was add the 'friends only'.
this young idiot stands in her room, being dumb on her computer and pretty much paying absolutely no attention to you
> Enter name.
wow she really has NO DAMN TIME FOR THIS. do you THINK she wants to listen to you spill stupidity and poop from your mouth? NO. she has gay porn to read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Try again.
Your name is LAURA. As was previously mentioned, you are an IDIOT, which is barely even worth mentioning. It's like the most obvious thing in the world.
You also have some INTERESTS. You have a passion for GUY ON GUY PORNOGRAPHIC FAN FICTION or ART. You realize this is not one of the best interest to have, but at the same time you DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK. You like to write and draw said GUY ON GUY PORNOGRAPHIC FAN FICTION or ART, but you are too lazy to ACTUALLY DO THE WRITING or DRAWING. You like to blog, but you end up mostly rambling about a lot of UNIMPORTANT BULLSHIT which, evidently, NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT. You also like to pretend you are cool, and you seem to think you are PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING GOOD AT IT, but you actually just wind up looking like a DOUCHE BAG.
- my name is laura
- my IRL friends call me laz but idc what you call me
- i’m 15
- i’m a cancer
- karkat sexual (◡‿◡✿)
- atheist
- i don’t really use twitter but it’s kawaiikarkat
- i don’t really use facebook but if you want it you can ask me for it idk
- my skype is emptymelodies
- my email is amoralrouts@gmail.com
- my msn is autistechgodhead@live.com tho
- my pesterchum is grimCapitalist
- i’m a sophomore in high school and i hate it
- my first language is spanish but i hate it and am better at english anyway
- my entire blog is obv only ironically filled with homestuck
- because i hate it
- and i hate you
- and everything
- ok
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