Hey Scott! I heard Minute Bol is banging your Mom!
I've tossed my books aside for a moment and thought i would update my journal really quick. I have not done much reading yet this semester and I always resolve before the beginning of the semester that I will be ahead and find myself bored in class. Well that hasnt happened yet.
Ill talk about my classes in a moment but first let me say that I am reminded of a movie from the nineties called Celtic Pride. It starts Damon Wayans, Dan Akyroyd, and Daniel Stern. If youve never heard of this movie let me quickly sum up the plot of the story. With what seemed like an unbeatable Utah Jazz team playing the Boston Celtics for the National Championship, two overzealous team fans decide to kidnap the star player of the Utah Jazz, Louis Scott. Scott is of course your arrogant star player who is self-centered and often refers to himself in the third person to further reiterate his snobbishness to the audience.
The two dim-witted but bleed green fans kidnap Scott and plan to hold him until the end of the crucial series deciding game. The plot twists when the two captors are out smarted by Scott and he escapes leaving the two in a tight spot. Scott tells his captors that if he doesnt win the game, they go to jail. They in the mean time had made a suggestion to a cop friend of theirs that he should prepare for the Celtics to win and letting him know that they had Scott in their own custody. The cop tells the fans that if the Celtics dont win, they would likely go to jail due to a personal investment he made in the outcome of the game. I wont tell you what happens next because well, im not a plot spoiler. I will tell you this though, it is a great movie and you need to see it.
Okay so now this is why i was reminded of that movie. Yesterday, the Super Bowl contenders had been decided. After a great season, the Green Bay Packers fell to the Giants, cementing the road to Arizona for them to face off against the New England Patriots. I once was a fan of the Patriots second only to the Steelers but since their pursuit of a dynasty and their run in with the cheating at the beginning of the season, I have dropped my endorsement for the Patriots. In fact, for the first time ever in my life, I am rooting for an NFC team to beat an AFC team which is hard for me to do. I dont know why but i never liked an NFC team more than an AFC team but in this season, my only hope for the Patriots to lose is with an NFC team...or is it?
Perhaps, we the concerned football fans of America who see the Patriots as a threat to the well-being of football should hatch such a plan as the crazed fans in the movie did. Someone suggested to me that we throw him off his hotel balcony to paralyze him and keep him from playing. I think that is a little extreme but you know... it's the thought that counts? I thought that the best way to approach this is to set Mr. Brady up with 3 male prostitutes before the Super Bowl kickoff and then bust the party. Then maybe Mr. Brady will be spending his Super Bowl XLII in jail rather than on the field.
But hey, if youre really feeling daring, I'd be willing to drive to Arizona and stake out a hotel room. I'm sure that if we kidnapped Tom Brady and held him outta the Super Bowl, no jury in the country would indict us. No judge would hear the case. So whadda ya say? Let's gas up an astrovan and go get us some Tom Brady?
Ill talk about my classes in a moment but first let me say that I am reminded of a movie from the nineties called Celtic Pride. It starts Damon Wayans, Dan Akyroyd, and Daniel Stern. If youve never heard of this movie let me quickly sum up the plot of the story. With what seemed like an unbeatable Utah Jazz team playing the Boston Celtics for the National Championship, two overzealous team fans decide to kidnap the star player of the Utah Jazz, Louis Scott. Scott is of course your arrogant star player who is self-centered and often refers to himself in the third person to further reiterate his snobbishness to the audience.
The two dim-witted but bleed green fans kidnap Scott and plan to hold him until the end of the crucial series deciding game. The plot twists when the two captors are out smarted by Scott and he escapes leaving the two in a tight spot. Scott tells his captors that if he doesnt win the game, they go to jail. They in the mean time had made a suggestion to a cop friend of theirs that he should prepare for the Celtics to win and letting him know that they had Scott in their own custody. The cop tells the fans that if the Celtics dont win, they would likely go to jail due to a personal investment he made in the outcome of the game. I wont tell you what happens next because well, im not a plot spoiler. I will tell you this though, it is a great movie and you need to see it.
Okay so now this is why i was reminded of that movie. Yesterday, the Super Bowl contenders had been decided. After a great season, the Green Bay Packers fell to the Giants, cementing the road to Arizona for them to face off against the New England Patriots. I once was a fan of the Patriots second only to the Steelers but since their pursuit of a dynasty and their run in with the cheating at the beginning of the season, I have dropped my endorsement for the Patriots. In fact, for the first time ever in my life, I am rooting for an NFC team to beat an AFC team which is hard for me to do. I dont know why but i never liked an NFC team more than an AFC team but in this season, my only hope for the Patriots to lose is with an NFC team...or is it?
Perhaps, we the concerned football fans of America who see the Patriots as a threat to the well-being of football should hatch such a plan as the crazed fans in the movie did. Someone suggested to me that we throw him off his hotel balcony to paralyze him and keep him from playing. I think that is a little extreme but you know... it's the thought that counts? I thought that the best way to approach this is to set Mr. Brady up with 3 male prostitutes before the Super Bowl kickoff and then bust the party. Then maybe Mr. Brady will be spending his Super Bowl XLII in jail rather than on the field.
But hey, if youre really feeling daring, I'd be willing to drive to Arizona and stake out a hotel room. I'm sure that if we kidnapped Tom Brady and held him outta the Super Bowl, no jury in the country would indict us. No judge would hear the case. So whadda ya say? Let's gas up an astrovan and go get us some Tom Brady?