For some reason Im more shaky then Ted Kennedy in a whore house full of booze

Oct 04, 2006 09:56

(thanks to J. Mullins for the title inspiration ( Im not that clever))

Wow, I havent updated this thing in so long but thats okay because its has really been the same thing but on a different day. I should really be studying for a test i have tomorrow and looking over accounting so i can help a friend tomorrow but Ill just briefly update this.

Over the weekend I went home with no intentions of rest. Friday i went to bed at 3:30 and got up at 7. Friday night I put signs for Chris Wakim and John Raese together in my garage. I was disappointed that I cannot put them out yet because there is some sort of county-wide ban on election signs before thirty days out from the election...even in your own yard which i would argue violated the first amendment. So i have them set up in different distribution points throughout the panhandle with different people so all we have to do is wait till the stroke of midnight and let loose. So yeah Friday night I opened my makeshift office in my garage. Its not anything cool but i have my cell phone, laptop, and signs, and im going to get some targeted phone lists together once my votervault account is fixed. What is votervault you ask? Well its a database put together by the RNC which has maps and every registered voter in the country. If we called you in 04 and surveyed you, that information is also in there along with if you went to vote the last time around. Its a pretty sweet gig and it is a major help during campaign seasons. So yeah, soon as i get those targeted voter lists Ill be using my cell phone, my brother and possibly my sister to make phone calls along with the usual list of suspects from Hancock.

Anyway, after putting all that crap together I went to Eat n Park for Midnight Breakfast buffet. It was gooood too. I talked to some people that i know there like Bill Farley the chief dishland guy. I let him hunt on my land so now he is always talking to me and thanking me. I mean it was no big deal but he is a guy who is appreciative of favors.

Changing subject just a bit, I found a way to make money with football tickets. I dont really plan on going to the football games much this year just because I like to watch in a nice A/C / heated apartment and watch it complete with ramen noodles. So I figure Ill go and get a ticket for the game and not go. But on the last day when everyone is going after sold out tickets, ill mention that i have one in reserve and that for a small fee of $20 they can have it. All i have to do is cancel it and at the same time they can pick it up. If something happens that they didnt get the ticket, no harm no foul, ill just return their money. However if it is their fault that they didnt get it (internet screwup or not logging on correctly) I will still take 5 dollars. Its the price of doing business with stupid people.

Anyway, I got a bluetooth headset which is pretty sweet. When wearing the headset it looks as though i should be in star wars or star trek. I like it because i never really have to take me cell phone out of my pocket. The only downside to this is that its hard to screen calls. So say my mom calls and i dont feel like talking about what she is doing to remodel the downstairs, i have no way of knowing its her. The big plus is that it helps when you are driving. if you all have seen the bluetooth headset you would think that the people on the line wouldnt be able to hear you because the mic is up around your ear...somehow, they can hear you!

So the College Republicans are holding an Animal Rights BBQ on October 19th in the "free speech zone". I'm hoping that that day is a "visitor day". It would be sooo sweet. I encourage everyone to cmon buy and have some tasty meat. For some reason it was suggested that we have Tofu for the vegetarians...I dont get that part though. I mean, this is done to offend and say to the crazy vegetarians/vegans, we dont care about your cause and this is what i think! [take bite of burger]. But whatever.

Well thats about it from here. O by the way, if anyone who reads this is interested in hearing Ms Kelo (the woman from the landmark case Kelo v. City of New London (read term paper)), lemme know. You can earn free entry to an event at which she is supposed to speak or pay the $50. Sunday is the event so RSVP ASAP.

--Mader
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