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[madeofstoic]

[ As far as Higgs can tell, the events surrounding Valentine's Day have ended. He himself wasn't affected, but of course he did notice it and couldn't deny that it was odd. This whole town was odd. If he's going to be stuck here, though, he might as well do something for himself, which is exactly why he's become a mechanic. He's got experience, he

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B!

[soexcitable]

[Here you go Higgs. Have a little troll girl running straight into you.]

[madeofstoic]

[ Oh gosh better help her u- why does she have grey skin and horns oh god. Perhaps some sort of elaborate construct...?

Whatever, helping her up anyway. ]

Um. You alright, Miss?

[soexcitable]

[WELL AT LEAST HE'S NICE ENOUGH TO HELP HER UP. Feferi frowns at the absurd looking human in front of her.]

I'm just fin! I didn't damage you, did I?!

JUST FIN sam that is honestly p genius

[madeofstoic]

...No, I'm good. [ He's trying not to look rude but he can't not stare at this girl. I mean look at her. He will be trying his best okay. ]

dhfjasd i am glad you think so because i thought it was horrible

[soexcitable]

[It's okay she's staring at his crazy sideburns]

Alright, great! I'm so excited that you're not hurt!

[madeofstoic]

[ Yeah he's honestly grown some mighty interesting sideburns there. He can't deny that. ]

Erm. Well that's good. [ No seriously how does he talk to this girl. ] G'day, Miss.

[soexcitable]

Oh, but it's not reeeeeely a good day at all, is it? You're just saying that. [Oooooh the giggles. Humans are so funny.]

sam goddess of fish puns

[madeofstoic]

Erm. [ Gotta be polite here, don't know if she's got cannons built into her arms or something. ] I guess y'could say that.

[soexcitable]

[no just really pointy nails.]

The Squid Girl is right. Humans do lie a lot, it's so glubby glub glub

[madeofstoic]

[ Maybe she is part fish? Higgs doesn't get how that would be done, but it's kind of interesting. Really, really elaborate construct. ] ...I 'spose we do. You w'r never human, then?

[soexcitable]

For a few days after I got here! But that's it! I'm not supposed to be a human! [obviously!]

[madeofstoic]

[ Well then. ] ...What're you 'sposed to be?

[soexcitable]

A troll!

[madeofstoic]

[ ...A troll. Well, that could mean a lot of things, couldn't it. It would explain her appearance at least. ] That's. Pretty interestin', I guess.

[soexcitable]

And you're one of those absurd humans, aren't you?

watch as higgs turns out to be not human

[madeofstoic]

Don't think there's much else I could be. [ He may or may not sound a bit wavering on this. ]