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Apr 14, 2005 12:21

Last night, I dreamt that I was a carrot. As I went to sleep in my bed with some fellow carrots (a real bed, not a garden bed) someone came into the room, and grabbed us up, squeezing us tightly.

He snarled menacingly, and said something like "you guys will be better of somewhere else," and proceeded to rip those leafy things off our tops.  In the dream, I was facing myself as a carrot, and the other carrots in his hand.

He walked us over to the window and from it, I could see a field with a great number of ominous figures below, scattered about.  I remembered feeling terrified in my carrot body, but couldn't protest or fight back... since I was a carrot.  Laughing maniacally, he threw us down to the ground, and as I fell, the figures came into better view.

Pigs.  Hundreds of salivating, hungry pigs were on the ground, waiting for us to fall so they could devour us.

As I fell I closed my eyes (whatever eyes a carrot has) and tensed my carrot body, and I thought to myself "I need to get away, I can't let myself die like this," and when I hit the ground, I propelled myself forward out of the imminent gaping jaws of a pig, and into the air where I proceeded to fly away into the night, over the city, and to freedom.

I felt sorry for my fellow carrot friends, but hey, none of them figured out that carrots can fly, so it was their own damn fault.

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