Apr 14, 2005 12:21
Last night, I dreamt that I was a carrot. As I went to sleep in my bed with some fellow carrots (a real bed, not a garden bed) someone came into the room, and grabbed us up, squeezing us tightly.
He snarled menacingly, and said something like "you guys will be better
of somewhere else," and proceeded to rip those leafy things off our
tops. In the dream, I was facing myself as a carrot, and the
other carrots in his hand.
He walked us over to the window and from it, I could see a field with a
great number of ominous figures below, scattered about. I
remembered feeling terrified in my carrot body, but couldn't protest or
fight back... since I was a carrot. Laughing maniacally, he threw
us down to the ground, and as I fell, the figures came
into better view.
Pigs. Hundreds of salivating, hungry pigs were on the ground, waiting for us to fall so they could devour us.
As I fell I closed my eyes (whatever eyes a carrot has) and tensed my
carrot body, and I thought to myself "I need to get away, I can't let
myself die like this," and when I hit the ground, I propelled myself
forward out of the imminent gaping jaws of a pig, and into the air
where I proceeded to fly away into the night, over the city, and to
freedom.
I felt sorry for my fellow carrot friends, but hey, none of them
figured out that carrots can fly, so it was their own damn fault.