o18. it came without ribbons;

Dec 09, 2009 20:07

Memo to Orestes: do not take a detour through the perfume department on your lunch break because it's the fastest route to Starbucks. I swear sales assistants actually prepare to ambush people, and the word 'no seems to mean nothing regardless of tone or volume.

Just--... Blessed ancestors. Having to buy a new suit (and tie, because the previous one didn't go with the suit, despite both suits being identical and there was nothing wrong with the match when I originally bought them from the exact same place) because the one you're wearing now smells of at least four types of aftershave/cologne/whatever-you-call-it and makes everyone in the vicinity choke doesn't amuse.

I really don't care if it's the Christmas season. I don't even fully know what Christmas is. Nor did I know what the Grinch was until my Assistant awarded me the title (and after further research, it doesn't even apply--how could I possibly have stolen Christmas? Are you stupid, woman?).

She did take the first suit to the dry cleaners, though. It was either that or lose her job.

I need a drink.
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