oo5. four 'why's and a 'how';

Aug 21, 2009 23:36

Why is it that people are most eager to speak with you when you are quite certain you do not want to speak with them? Why do people assume they are of any importance to anything I am involved in?

Why is my PA incapable of turning away calls? I can count on one hand the number of people important enough to claim their calls are 'urgent'. And why ( Read more... )

i'm free if that bitch dies, & he shall smite the infuriating, it's a three ring circus, but there's still rage inside, censored for the sake of propriety, my demons have a date with me, or we could just sit around and glare, all it takes is a little push, i thought you were dead, & here... we... go

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ofwingedvictory August 22 2009, 05:11:49 UTC
Maybe they like you? They want to help out? Assuming they are close to the heart, in the first place. Uh.

And you could tell your PA that you like black coffee, and for her to get you that, instead! I'm sure she'd listen. I find knowing my Mistress or Master's specific wants makes life smoother and much more harmonious for both parties.

Oh, and I'm sorry about this morning's deal. Was it very important?

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mademestranger August 22 2009, 15:33:01 UTC
'They' haven't seen me for an unjustifiably long time--fairly convinced I've given them reason to dislike me, or at least leave me alone... The rest is none of your godsbedamned business.

My PA now has a notice of all of my complaints taped to the monitor of her computer--things she knows already and lacks the competency to remember.

In the grand scheme of things, no. Financially, almost. The head of that team has since lost his job, though.

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ofwingedvictory August 22 2009, 18:51:21 UTC
Oh, well then. Uh, I'm sure it isn't, but here's hoping for the best, from my side! (Before I completely disappear from this topic. Alright!)

That certainly isn't going to help either of you! If you'd like, and if you are really in need (of black coffee, that is, instead of--what was it?--lattes?), I could deliver your coffee during the time in which Lady Athena shall be transferring me over to her office. Just for the coffee--I won't stay in your hair, promise. You sound like a very busy man. I mean, if you would like to, that is. Purely up to you!

Yikes. I don't know much of that field of work (or whatever you're doing, surely), hence my admiration for those who work so hard in such areas. I hope things go better in the future!

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He almost feels mean for being rude--I'M SORRY. mademestranger August 22 2009, 19:19:11 UTC
Alright.

I would have rather have it tattooed to her forehead, but that would look unprofessional.

... Hm--I--No, that... isn't necessary. I do not want to inconvenience the goddess--or yourself, for that matter. I'm sure she is busier than I.

Investments and shareholding... Uh--I--Thank you.

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xDD NOOOO IT'S NO PROBLEM ZOMG <33 SO MUCH LOVE FOR ORESTES <333!! ofwingedvictory August 22 2009, 19:43:19 UTC
(And funny, you have to admit. Just a tad bit. Or would that just be unprofessional because it's funny--unprofessionally funny?--and business is a serious place? Er. Okay, I'll stop now. Sorry.)

Hey! It's no problem, really. Besides, I'm in the middle of a transfer now, anyway, so I don't have much work to do, until--if--I can serve Lady Athena again. It'd be nice to go about running errands for someone, you know. I kind of miss it. So really, it wouldn't be inconveniencing at all! I mean, but if you really wouldn't like more people crowding your office, and bothering you unnecessarily, it's understandable! But it'd be nice to help. Maybe even a small thing done right would make your business flourish--you never know what's in those coffee beans! (Exceeding whatever's in those beans in the first place. But you know what I mean! ...Do you? Does anyone?)

See, I don't even know what that is! That's amazing. And it's no problem--Orestes, was it? None at all!

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He's actually BLOWN AWAY by her enthusiasm--and you did not see that mistake >.> mademestranger August 22 2009, 20:15:41 UTC
(And while I would find it funny in an admittedly rather vindictive manner, I don't think my colleagues would agree. It's also possibly illegal to force such a tattoo on someone. Never mind.)

I--ahhh--don't know, see, I can't just... It's up to you. Honestly.

It is Orestes...

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xD jskfsdf A-AWWWW ORESTES SDFSS!!! <3333 -- AND I TOTALLY DID NOT * W*<3 ofwingedvictory August 23 2009, 00:13:17 UTC
(Oh, I er, never considered that. Probably it is, huh? Oh, well! She most likely wouldn't have been happy, either.)

Really? Great! Don't worry, I'll just leave you your coffee and go--you won't even see me. (Though would you care for biscuits, too? The corner coffee shop always has them stocked in their display case. Prettily, too.)

Happy I got that right! And, at any rate, it's nice to meet you. Especially since I'll be your temporary coffee girl! (And you probably won't have a chance to meet me when I'm delivering said coffee because I'll be so quick, so now's a good time as ever!)

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mademestranger August 23 2009, 00:59:51 UTC
(The only issue with her not being happy is that I'm finding it increasingly hard to care.)

Alright. I, er--Maybe? Don't inconvenience yourself just because my PA is incompetent.

You as well...I--um. Yes.

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ofwingedvictory August 23 2009, 01:13:30 UTC
(Ha ha! Oh, you. Hopefully she'll get better as time goes on! At, you know, er, PA'ing. Um.)

Not inconveniencing myself at all, don't worry! (What kind do you like--you like blueberry?) It's all kind of fun. Especially since I rarely have anything exciting to do, these days. I'm practically vegetating on the couch.

Yes, sir! When shall I start? Monday? Oh! You'll have to give me the address to your workplace too, if you don't mind. I'm not as good as I once was directional-wise, sadly.

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mademestranger August 23 2009, 01:21:20 UTC
(Hopefully. Why am I writing in brackets?)

Uh--are you certain?--(Blueberry is fine...)--Routine is healthier, really.

Monday... is fine...

[insert business details for Tisamenics, Inc. that the mun doesn't know]

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ofwingedvictory August 23 2009, 01:31:34 UTC
Certainly certain! ...Pardon my er, pun there, I really won't be this unprofessional when I'm at your office, I promise. Promise! (Great!) It is, isn't it? I've got to ease my way back in, so I can be the most of help to Lady Athena if she needs me!

Fantastic! Thanks! I'll be there. --On time.

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mademestranger August 23 2009, 01:54:47 UTC
I... Uh...

You really... don't need

to worry about it...

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xDD OH GOSH ORESTES <3333 h-he is so cuteeeeee /RUNS BEFORE HE CAN KNOW ofwingedvictory August 23 2009, 02:09:44 UTC
Don't worry! You're my temporary (or, as is it more fashionable to say now, I suppose, temp) boss, and so that's the least I could do! You know, abide by your rules and such?

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LMAO mademestranger August 23 2009, 02:15:40 UTC
I... Alright.

Uh. Monday. Right.

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xDDD <3333! ofwingedvictory August 23 2009, 02:16:47 UTC
That's the plan, sir! See you then!

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mademestranger August 23 2009, 02:27:49 UTC
Yes. Then.

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