Got the Iron Man DVD yesterday and in an attempt to procrastinate on homework, I did a mini picspam of the first five minutes of the movie. Enjoy!
["Back in Black" is playing and everybody sitting in the humvee is quiet, nervous]
TONY STARK: I feel like you're driving me to a court marshall; this is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're gonna pull over and snuff me. What, you're not allowed to talk? [looks at SOLDIER 1] Hey, Forrest!
SOLDIER 1: We can talk, sir.
TONY STARK: Oh. I see, so it's personal?
SOLDIER 2: No, you intimidate them.
TONY STARK: Good god, you're a woman. I honestly, I couldn't have called that. I mean, I apologize but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first.
SOLDIER 2: I'm an airman.
TONY STARK: Well you actually have excellent bone structure there, I kinda...having a hard time not looking at you now, is that weird? [soldiers start laughing] Come on, it's okay, laugh. HEY!
SOLDIER 3: Sir, I have a question to ask.
TONY STARK: Yes, please.
SOLDIER 3: Is it true you went 12 for 12 with last year's Maxim cover models?
TONY STARK: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins. Anything else? [SOLDIER 1 raises his hand] You're kidding me with the hand up, right?
SOLDIER 1: Is it cool if I take a picture with you?
TONY Stark: Yes. It's very cool. [get positioned for picture, SOLDIER 1 gives a peace sign] I don't want to see this on your Myspace page. Please, no gang signs. [SOLDIER 1 puts his hand down] No, throw it up, I'm kidding. Yeah, peace. I love peace. I'll be out of a job at peace.
SOLDIER 1: Just click it! Don't change any settings.
[Explosion outside]
And then, epic awesomeness begins. Man, I love this movie.