Damn printer.
Dear Epson,
I hate you. I hate that you are the top rated printer on CNET when obviously you are just crap. I don't know how you achieved that when two out of the two Epson printers I've had either died or just wouldn't do a decent printing. Epson Stylus CX5200 I had high hopes for you. You were so fast and you could print, scan and copy. Now look at you! I've cleaned you, realigned you, read your troubleshooting manual, and anything else I could do to fix you. However, you refuse to be a good printer. What must I do? You have plenty of ink. I just got you ink a couple of months ago and you were fine. Now there's fifty percent left and you freak out? That's ridiculous! Epson Stylus blah blah, you and the rest of your family can kiss my ass!
I hate you. I hate that you are the top rated printer on CNET when obviously you are just crap. I don't know how you achieved that when two out of the two Epson printers I've had either died or just wouldn't do a decent printing. Epson Stylus CX5200 I had high hopes for you. You were so fast and you could print, scan and copy. Now look at you! I've cleaned you, realigned you, read your troubleshooting manual, and anything else I could do to fix you. However, you refuse to be a good printer. What must I do? You have plenty of ink. I just got you ink a couple of months ago and you were fine. Now there's fifty percent left and you freak out? That's ridiculous! Epson Stylus blah blah, you and the rest of your family can kiss my ass!