From a chat transcript with
lavendergaia .
Haley and Nathan are separated, cuz she went on tour and that sucked. Haley needs help with money, child support and social workers, so Lucas agrees to marry her or some shit like that. But it turns out that Lucas is still married to Peyton, even though they've separated. But Lucas really wants to marry Haley and she's like, "really, you don't have to" but it turns out he's sorta in love with her. And meanwhile, Peyton, super upset because she broke up with the male half of Pucas, goes to Jake. Again. But he's married, so she likes dies. And they spend a lot of time together and she kisses him and he loves her but he loves his wife so he's gonna stay married to her. Sawyer is with Lucas, so Jamie has to deal with stupid little Sawyer following him around. Meanwhile, Nathan is totally WRECKED. He's done the basketball thing, and Brooke is just chilling in NYC being awesome with Rachel and he shows up at her door because he has nowhere else to go. And Brooke hangs out with Nathan and Rachel is like, "Dude, just jump him already" but Brooke figures that Nathan is probably hung up on Haley so she just stays his friend. But everyone thinks they're together because they're inseparable. But then Rachel sleeps with Nathan when he gets really drunk and she gets really horny and Brooke realizes she's a lot more hurt than she should be over someone who is just a friend. She's not mad at Rachel, though, cuz she loves her. Rachel, meanwhile, pissed cuz Brooke is ignoring her for some guy, goes around the town and meets up with Taylor, who is awesome and still doing her thing. And then they get drunk and Tay is like, "If you could choose anyone in the world to be with right now, who would it be?" But Rachel doesn't want to say Brooke so she says Cooper and then she and Tay go on a roadtrip to find Hot Uncle Coop.
There are major plotholes, and since I suck at writing they probably aren't gonna get fixed any time soon. xD