Dec 21, 2003 13:13
so im sitting here trying to piece together what happened last night. woah damn!
all i know is desi and i decided to get all over done like nikki and paris(the pictures are at rite aid for 1 hour developing as we speak...)
i wore the hot plaid skirt, the vinyl boots, the rocker tank with the mesh over it and it was tied up... my hair was hot too. unfortunatly it doesnt look that way this morning.
so we went to chris's house and there were a ton of us there. desi and i took an adyrol(sp?) for extra pep. oh yes -- we were good to go. add a bunch of margaritas in the mix and a bunch of hype ass music and it was a full blown party with des and i being the center of attention. sorry to sound like im bragging but its the truth.
we ended up dancing and being super crazy... then on went britney and i ended up out on the porch dancing on the half walls surrounding it that were way too far up in the air for me to be dancing on drunk. swinging around the poles up there and sliding around in my socks only since i had taken my boots off. they were all freaking out -- oh my god CRIZZY YOU ARE GOING TO FALL!!!!
so of course i said nah dont worry about it.... im all good. and i was. my dancing skills were put to their max and i rocked out. we went back and forth from inside to outside.
finally after a couple of hours we decided to migrate down the street to a house party that was suppose to be hype.
HAHA - im laughing really loud.
it was the opposite.
it was like radiohead blaring from the stereo and people in burkinstocks... hippie people mostly!!! eeeww!! some of the girls were dressed kinda cute... but yeah.. we got the dirtiest looks EVER and of course desi had to say "HI IM DESI NICE TO MEET YOU!" to every chick that stared at her.
so i decided i wanted to play pool. so we played some pool and i was on a team with this dude named josh. and we won 3 times in a row cuz i kick ass at pool when i am drunk.
listen to me -- i think im the shit. duh hello.
so then i found out that one of the guys who lived at this house -- i went to high school with. so we were cracking up laughing about high school and the people we went to school with.
then there was this guy that looked EXACTLY like Jared Leto from Requiem. so i told him he looked like jared. he said he was from california and had NO IDEA who jared leto was.
i said OH MY GOSH!!! i said i have a question for you -- and there is one right answer. you get it wrong and im walking away.
he said ok and concentrated really hard - i think he really wanted to get it right.
i said "have you seen the movie requiem for a dream?"
he said no.
i said wrong answer bye.
god im an obnixious drunk girl.
but before we left he stopped me and promised he would watch it. i told him he better because its the best movie ever and its my fav.
anyhow -- so at this shitty ass lame-O party we watched the ball drop and everyone kissed everyone. blah blah blah.
tons of boyfriends and girlfriends and .... well mine wasnt there. i dont even think hes talking to me right now -- or ever again.
whatev. btw -- where did i write that i fake my orgasms? i think i was talking about the general woman population but um... ok...
ANYHOW
so we left the party and went back to chris's house. i honestly dont know how we made it because the guys were soooo drunk and should NOT have been driving.
so we got back and desi decided she was going to just wear her bra and panties around and karate chop these cute little cakes on the wall and the fridge. so we entertained ourselves doing that and taking pics for a while. then i passed out in chris's bed and woke up when carly came in and woke me up so she could get some ass from him... ugh so annoying.
by this time it was like 3 and i went out to the kitchen and desi was sitting on the floor in her bra and panties up against the wall with a huge bottle of champagne in her hand... talking about how much she loves me and she needs some drugs.
i told her she was a crack whore and then we heard it.
the grossest sound ever... ashley... carlys 19 year old friend was having sex with mike... one of the skankiest guys in the house and they were being SOOOOO LOUD!! so we were all cracking up and telling them to shut up and just being obnoxious.
so they finally shut up after des went in there and jumped on the bed....eeeww!!!
so we all found a place to crash... chris desi and carly ended up ALL naked in chris's bed. i slept on the floor next to his bed and everyone else was in the living room... oh except for ashley and mike STILL FUCKING in his room. and she was starting to get loud again.
this had been going on for like an hour and a half at this point.
PAINFUL!!!
but i was too tired to yell at them anymore so around 4 i fell asleep... oh and of course somewhere in there i placed a call to my "boyfriend" telling him happy new year and i hoped he was having fun and blah blah blah. god im so nice.. or is it just stupid?
no call back - no return text messages - nothing.
nice!
so we all went out to breakfast this morning loking like misfits....... haha. but it was fun and im sooo full!!
so desi and i are recovering and suppose to go back to chris's tonight to find something to do.
i need to go shower.
my hair is sick....
hope you all had fun... tell me about it!
*KISSES*