viii.
[Someday, perhaps, Spades Slick might learn that attacking an omnipotent teleporting demi-god is not the wisest course of action.
Today is not that day.
Following his confrontation with Scratch, Slick can be found in the park, his coat still caught on the tree branch holding him up. His arms and legs flail furiously as he attempts in vain to reach his snagged coat, making him resemble nothing so much as an angry fedora-wearing piñata. More than once, a curious squirrel attempts to climb up his leg, only for Slick to savagely kick it halfway across the park.
And yes, in case it wasn't clear: he has been screaming obscenities for the past few hours.]
MOTHERFUCKING PIECE A SHIT TREE I'M GONNA CUT YOU DOWN AND BURN YOUR BRANCHES OFF DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU HEAR ME NOBODY DISRESPECTS ME LIKE THIS WHY I OUGHTA-
[He will of course continue in this vein unless he is interrupted, and possibly not even then.]
Today is not that day.
Following his confrontation with Scratch, Slick can be found in the park, his coat still caught on the tree branch holding him up. His arms and legs flail furiously as he attempts in vain to reach his snagged coat, making him resemble nothing so much as an angry fedora-wearing piñata. More than once, a curious squirrel attempts to climb up his leg, only for Slick to savagely kick it halfway across the park.
And yes, in case it wasn't clear: he has been screaming obscenities for the past few hours.]
MOTHERFUCKING PIECE A SHIT TREE I'M GONNA CUT YOU DOWN AND BURN YOUR BRANCHES OFF DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU HEAR ME NOBODY DISRESPECTS ME LIKE THIS WHY I OUGHTA-
[He will of course continue in this vein unless he is interrupted, and possibly not even then.]