[✐meme] roleplay questions meme
Procrastinating, so I stole a very long meme from free_for_a_phee .
01. Brunch
02. Isis
03. Linner
04. Mali
05. Witching
06. Blue Moon
07. Misery Poker
08. Midnight Candy
09. Luna (sheblue)
10. Moonbeam (child!sheblue)
11. Papyrus
12. Black Lotus (Papyrus's Diabound)
13. Bloodstone (vampire!Fubuki)
14. Violet (swapverse Ryoko - is 50% landlord, 50% marlick)
Questions:
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Blue) or 11 (Papyrus)? -
Practicality-wise, my gut says Blue. But Papyrus would probably be very good at giving lectures. Given the problems with authority, though…..yeah, still Blue. Though god, those poor children.
2. Do you think 2 (Isis) is hot? How hot? -
Um. And how. (Sob.)
3. 12 (Black) sends 8 (Candy) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? -
She sends Candy to go cheer Papyrus up while she examines the Ring and gets hella confused. BAKURA IS IN HERE. BUT FEELS WRONG. AND VERY STRANGE.
4. What is or would be 9's (Luna) favorite book? -
Luna isn't a big reader. I'm tempted to answer Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for the lulz.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Isis) to swear fealty to 6 (Blue Moon), or the other way around? -
Insofar as he's the heir, then yes.
6. For whatever reason, 5 (Witching) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 (Luna) or with 10 (Moonbeam)? -
Whose closet is larger? ---no, definitely Moonbeam. Luna wouldn't want someone moping around all her precious clothes. That'd just be unsightly.
7. 2 (Isis), 7 (Misery Poker), and 14 (Violet) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? -
It's a fairly nice restaurant, where Misery orders the world's fanciest burger. Violet starts bitching about Marlicks, Isis tries to stand up for them, and Misery just wants to know what to do to make a Marlick give his puzzle back.
8. 3 (Linner) challenges 10 (Moonbeam) to a duel. What happens? -
Moonbeam ends up fangirling big, cool boy-her and Linner ends up with an actually malleable protege.
9. If 1 (Brunch) stole 8's (Candy's) most precious possession, how would 8 get it back? -
By no action of her own. That would be the Ring, ladies and germs, and it has its ways. (Poor Brunch.)
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Misery) and 12 (Black) both attain what they most desire. -
"Don't Lend Your Stuff to Snakes"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Mali) and 1 (Brunch) to work together? -
There wouldn't need to be a device. Brunch could probably bribe Mali to do quite a lot of stuff, as long as he managed to impress her first. Maybe he shows off his motor scooter and promises her some rides.
12. If 7 (Misery Poker) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? -
Well, I think. I'd try to cheer him up, and we'd only do happy fun things, but if he wanted to play games I'd probably get exhausted too fast. I have a limited attention span for any kind of gaming.
13. If you could command 3 (Linner) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? -
I want to know what all the fuss is about, Seiran. I'd have him kiss me, but be mentally prepared for any brain invasions. Just in case.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11 (Papyrus)? -
There was one AWESOME thing once on which her name appeared. Beyond that…I don't think so?
15. If 2 (Isis) had to choose sides between 4 (Linner) and 13 (Bloodstone), which would it be? -
Linner, insofar as DON'T HURT MY BROTHER is on Linner's "side". Though if Linner is in the wrong - and he probably would be, Bloodstone's an incredibly nice guy - he'd still get scolded.
16. What might 10 (Moonbeam) shout while charging into battle? -
Pff, a future promoter merely chuckles and sends someone else.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Midnight Candy), which song would you choose? -
"Happy Girl" by Bubbles was the first thing that came into my head. Though I'm sure there are more accurate answers.
18. 1 (Brunch), 6 (Blue), and 12 (Black) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Black. Because while Blue is snarking at all of them and pulling rank, she just swallows it whole. As is her wont.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Isis) to use on 10 (Moonbeam)? -
….I had something written about clothes and jewelry, but you know what? Sisters. Ten-year age difference. Loli. NO.
20. What would 5 (Witching) most likely be arrested for? -
Breaking and entering. Through the wall. Or I guess someone could try to arrest a ghost for all of the Ghouls shenanigans.
21. What is 6's (Blue's) secret?
He's starting to doubt whether he wants to stay in the Underground. At the very least he's pretty sure he doesn't want ~his Ryou~ to duerr anymore. Vacation is….just so nice. ;A;
22. If 11 (Moonbeam) and 13 (Bloodstone) were racing to a destination, who would get there first? -
If Bloodstone were fair, he would; but he'd pull a tortoise and the hare to let the ~lady~ win.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Misery Poker) or 8 (Candy)? -
Candy, since if we got in trouble the Ring would probably activate. Plus Yuugis and general and Misery in particular is a trouble magnet.
24. You just walked in on 3 (Linner) hitting on 1 (Brunch), what do you do?
Walk in the opposite direction while thinking things like TROLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON
25. 6 (Blue) has a crush on 5 (Witching)! What will they do?
Offer Witching his ~very own temporary body~, courtesy of the Millennium Rod and an innocent bystander.
26. 3 (Linner) shows up at your house in the middle of the night, what do you do?
Freak out. He's probably just being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk, but Rod skills. He has them.
27. 8 (Candy) and 1 (Brunch) decide to get married! What's your reaction?
"I thought you were the only Marlick who I didn't angstship. What gives, man?" That, tied with "Oh good, you got over Seiran, that'll make things calmer."
28. Who's prettier? 13 (Bloodstone), 11 (Papyrus), 4 (Mali), 3 (Linner), or 1 (Brunch)?
Well, Linner's a Marlick. But Bloodstone is a non-Twipire who can sparkle on command anyway. Rack this one up to Teeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn-JOIN~!
29. 3 (Linner) wants to employ you. If you wanted to accept, what job would they give you, how much would it pay, and would they be a good boss?
Minion, squat, they would be the BEST BOSS EVER MUST OBEY, YES, MASTER MARIK.
30. 6 (Blue) and 9 (Luna) decide to elope, what would 1's (Brunch's) response be?
He'd get physically ill. And then smirk. "So I guess we don't all hate our doubles."
31. Define 1 (Brunch) and 4's (Mali's) relationship.
Brunch has always wanted to be the big brother. Mali likes that he wears lots of purple, but he's too bossy. :(
32. 7 (Misery) and 12 (Black) decide to go on a cross-country trip, what would they bring?
If they know what's good for them, extra clothes for Black. Every time she shifts she breaks her dress.
33. Which character is your favorite to read about?
I love what people (you know who you are) have done with Mali. <3
34. Who is your least favorite character?
Witching. I thought he had a lot more potential than it turned out he did. But he's a wonderful running gag.
35. Which character do you think is the most developed?
Either Brunch or Papyrus, since I spent the most time working on them. The moonriks are up there too - they sort of have developed themselves.
36. Which character would you like to date if they magically came to life?
I would say Bloodstone because that'd be a hilarious experience, but I don't actually want a flamboyant vampire boyfriend. I want body heat. I guess Linner, since picking Brunch feels like shota.
37. If you were stuck in a burning building, what would 3 (Linner) do?
God, he wouldn't care. The number of people Linner would save from a burning building can be counted on one hand.
38. Which characters would make the best parents?
Luna's actually a very good parental figure, promoterisms aside. Black is a total mommy, too.
39. Which character is most likely to end up in jail?
Any one of those but the kidriks. I want to say Papyrus, since it's easier to catch her in the act - but she wouldn't stay for very long.
40. 8 (Candy) was sent into the future, what would they find life to be like since time has technically moved on without her?
Sennen Pharaoh is still around, and kind of pissed. WHERE DID THE RING GO.
41. Name 1's catchphrase.
"I swear, it's part of the plan."
42. 2 (Isis) and 3 (Linner) have switched bodies! What would happen?
I dearly, dearly hope Linner doesn't flirt with Seiran anyway. And that she hadn't spent the night with Linner prior to the swap.
43. Violet just became a fifteen year old, what would they do?
Probably not notice. It's a one-year difference.
44. 2 (Isis) thinks they're Superman and is about to jump off the roof of a building. How would the other characters react?
NEE-SAAAAAAAANNNNNN
45. Would 1 (Brunch) prefer the beach or the mountains?
Beach. HOLY CRAP SO MUCH WATER
46. Would 5 (Witching) battle a shark?
Would if he could, probably. But can't.
47. Which of the above characters would hate each other?
All Marlicks hate all other Marlicks including themselves, except Mali and Moonbeam, who'd look up to them. Isis and Papyrus would probably not get along well because of the guard/robber dynamic.
48. Who would win in those fights?
Did you just ask me to choreograph the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Marlickny? Mali. By hiding under a table until everyone else collapsed, either from brainwashing or exhaustion. Linner, otherwise, though Luna'd have everyone else fawning over her and calling her ~Marica-sama~ until she just - meets - her match. Papyrus walks off, meanwhile, with half the gold in the Cairo Museum. Assuming Black is allowed to help.
49. What are 1 (Brunch), 9 (Luna), 4 (Mali), and 7's (Misery's) favorite foods and drinks?
All Marlicks <3 koshary forever.
Aside from that, Brunch likes modern Western food. Same goes for sodas etc.
Luna likes salads with ingredients most people can't pronounce.
Mali likes ice cream, ice cream, and ice cream.
Misery likes burgers and shakes.
50. If the characters were to fight to the death, who would win?
Black, on behalf of Papyrus. Though it'd be tough to defeat Bloodstone - they'd have to see how long Papyrus's ba lasted. (Poor Candy's Ring can only do one-on-one Dark Games….)
51. Who would be the most likely to survive a zombie attack? Who would be the least?
Bloodstone isn't human, and neither is Black. So they'd be fine. Brunch, Moonbeam, and Mali are goners, unless the latter two can find someone to charm into helping them.
52. 3 (Linner) and 6 (Blue) are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean and they're running out of food! Would they tough it out and feed on fish and seagulls, end up eating each other, etc.?
Linner would do all the work and go fishing etc, but he might not give Blue as much~
53. If 2 (Isis), 4 (Mali), 9 (Luna), and 10 (Moonbeam) went out for a fun night on the town, what would happen?
WE'RE GONNA GET OUR NAILS DONE AND BUY LOOOOOOTS OF JEWELRY!
….it would be the most ridiculously girly night ever and Isis would feel a bit overwhelmed.
54. What would you say is 8's (Candy's) biggest flaw?
She gives in too easily to the path of least resistance.
55. What is 4's (Mali's) greatest strength?
Her refusal to be crushed by anybody, bolstered by lots of encouragement from DR friends.
56. If 6 (Blue Moon) was a real animal, what would he/she be? (Or what sort of mythological animal would they be?)
Slinky, slinky panther.
57. What would 3 (Linner) do if their sex was suddenly changed?
Laugh. And hope Seiran doesn't mind. And then go see if he gets to laugh at Brunch With Breasts, too. (From a distance.)
58. 5 (Witching) and 6 (Blue) end up back in the distant past, how do they react?
OH HEY IS THE PHARAOH HERE LET'S KILL THE PHARAOH NOW - WAIT NO, GHOST-DOUBLE, DON'T PROTEST, THAT'S A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE COURSE OF ACTION. ALSO WHY IS NO ONE WEARING A SUIT..
59. The world has been flooded and turned into one big ocean. Does 1 adapt and survive, or perish?
Brunch would survive. But it wouldn't be easy.
60. 1 (Brunch) and 9 (Luna) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Mali's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Moonbeam) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4 (Mali). Meanwhile, 4 (Mali) has kidnapped 12 (Black) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Witching), they seek out 3 (Linner), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"Too Many Marlicks Spoil the Soup"
01. Brunch
02. Isis
03. Linner
04. Mali
05. Witching
06. Blue Moon
07. Misery Poker
08. Midnight Candy
09. Luna (sheblue)
10. Moonbeam (child!sheblue)
11. Papyrus
12. Black Lotus (Papyrus's Diabound)
13. Bloodstone (vampire!Fubuki)
14. Violet (swapverse Ryoko - is 50% landlord, 50% marlick)
Questions:
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Blue) or 11 (Papyrus)? -
Practicality-wise, my gut says Blue. But Papyrus would probably be very good at giving lectures. Given the problems with authority, though…..yeah, still Blue. Though god, those poor children.
2. Do you think 2 (Isis) is hot? How hot? -
Um. And how. (Sob.)
3. 12 (Black) sends 8 (Candy) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? -
She sends Candy to go cheer Papyrus up while she examines the Ring and gets hella confused. BAKURA IS IN HERE. BUT FEELS WRONG. AND VERY STRANGE.
4. What is or would be 9's (Luna) favorite book? -
Luna isn't a big reader. I'm tempted to answer Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance for the lulz.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Isis) to swear fealty to 6 (Blue Moon), or the other way around? -
Insofar as he's the heir, then yes.
6. For whatever reason, 5 (Witching) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 (Luna) or with 10 (Moonbeam)? -
Whose closet is larger? ---no, definitely Moonbeam. Luna wouldn't want someone moping around all her precious clothes. That'd just be unsightly.
7. 2 (Isis), 7 (Misery Poker), and 14 (Violet) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? -
It's a fairly nice restaurant, where Misery orders the world's fanciest burger. Violet starts bitching about Marlicks, Isis tries to stand up for them, and Misery just wants to know what to do to make a Marlick give his puzzle back.
8. 3 (Linner) challenges 10 (Moonbeam) to a duel. What happens? -
Moonbeam ends up fangirling big, cool boy-her and Linner ends up with an actually malleable protege.
9. If 1 (Brunch) stole 8's (Candy's) most precious possession, how would 8 get it back? -
By no action of her own. That would be the Ring, ladies and germs, and it has its ways. (Poor Brunch.)
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Misery) and 12 (Black) both attain what they most desire. -
"Don't Lend Your Stuff to Snakes"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Mali) and 1 (Brunch) to work together? -
There wouldn't need to be a device. Brunch could probably bribe Mali to do quite a lot of stuff, as long as he managed to impress her first. Maybe he shows off his motor scooter and promises her some rides.
12. If 7 (Misery Poker) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? -
Well, I think. I'd try to cheer him up, and we'd only do happy fun things, but if he wanted to play games I'd probably get exhausted too fast. I have a limited attention span for any kind of gaming.
13. If you could command 3 (Linner) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? -
I want to know what all the fuss is about, Seiran. I'd have him kiss me, but be mentally prepared for any brain invasions. Just in case.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11 (Papyrus)? -
There was one AWESOME thing once on which her name appeared. Beyond that…I don't think so?
15. If 2 (Isis) had to choose sides between 4 (Linner) and 13 (Bloodstone), which would it be? -
Linner, insofar as DON'T HURT MY BROTHER is on Linner's "side". Though if Linner is in the wrong - and he probably would be, Bloodstone's an incredibly nice guy - he'd still get scolded.
16. What might 10 (Moonbeam) shout while charging into battle? -
Pff, a future promoter merely chuckles and sends someone else.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Midnight Candy), which song would you choose? -
"Happy Girl" by Bubbles was the first thing that came into my head. Though I'm sure there are more accurate answers.
18. 1 (Brunch), 6 (Blue), and 12 (Black) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Black. Because while Blue is snarking at all of them and pulling rank, she just swallows it whole. As is her wont.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Isis) to use on 10 (Moonbeam)? -
….I had something written about clothes and jewelry, but you know what? Sisters. Ten-year age difference. Loli. NO.
20. What would 5 (Witching) most likely be arrested for? -
Breaking and entering. Through the wall. Or I guess someone could try to arrest a ghost for all of the Ghouls shenanigans.
21. What is 6's (Blue's) secret?
He's starting to doubt whether he wants to stay in the Underground. At the very least he's pretty sure he doesn't want ~his Ryou~ to duerr anymore. Vacation is….just so nice. ;A;
22. If 11 (Moonbeam) and 13 (Bloodstone) were racing to a destination, who would get there first? -
If Bloodstone were fair, he would; but he'd pull a tortoise and the hare to let the ~lady~ win.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Misery Poker) or 8 (Candy)? -
Candy, since if we got in trouble the Ring would probably activate. Plus Yuugis and general and Misery in particular is a trouble magnet.
24. You just walked in on 3 (Linner) hitting on 1 (Brunch), what do you do?
Walk in the opposite direction while thinking things like TROLLLLL IN THE DUNGEON
25. 6 (Blue) has a crush on 5 (Witching)! What will they do?
Offer Witching his ~very own temporary body~, courtesy of the Millennium Rod and an innocent bystander.
26. 3 (Linner) shows up at your house in the middle of the night, what do you do?
Freak out. He's probably just being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk, but Rod skills. He has them.
27. 8 (Candy) and 1 (Brunch) decide to get married! What's your reaction?
"I thought you were the only Marlick who I didn't angstship. What gives, man?" That, tied with "Oh good, you got over Seiran, that'll make things calmer."
28. Who's prettier? 13 (Bloodstone), 11 (Papyrus), 4 (Mali), 3 (Linner), or 1 (Brunch)?
Well, Linner's a Marlick. But Bloodstone is a non-Twipire who can sparkle on command anyway. Rack this one up to Teeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn-JOIN~!
29. 3 (Linner) wants to employ you. If you wanted to accept, what job would they give you, how much would it pay, and would they be a good boss?
Minion, squat, they would be the BEST BOSS EVER MUST OBEY, YES, MASTER MARIK.
30. 6 (Blue) and 9 (Luna) decide to elope, what would 1's (Brunch's) response be?
He'd get physically ill. And then smirk. "So I guess we don't all hate our doubles."
31. Define 1 (Brunch) and 4's (Mali's) relationship.
Brunch has always wanted to be the big brother. Mali likes that he wears lots of purple, but he's too bossy. :(
32. 7 (Misery) and 12 (Black) decide to go on a cross-country trip, what would they bring?
If they know what's good for them, extra clothes for Black. Every time she shifts she breaks her dress.
33. Which character is your favorite to read about?
I love what people (you know who you are) have done with Mali. <3
34. Who is your least favorite character?
Witching. I thought he had a lot more potential than it turned out he did. But he's a wonderful running gag.
35. Which character do you think is the most developed?
Either Brunch or Papyrus, since I spent the most time working on them. The moonriks are up there too - they sort of have developed themselves.
36. Which character would you like to date if they magically came to life?
I would say Bloodstone because that'd be a hilarious experience, but I don't actually want a flamboyant vampire boyfriend. I want body heat. I guess Linner, since picking Brunch feels like shota.
37. If you were stuck in a burning building, what would 3 (Linner) do?
God, he wouldn't care. The number of people Linner would save from a burning building can be counted on one hand.
38. Which characters would make the best parents?
Luna's actually a very good parental figure, promoterisms aside. Black is a total mommy, too.
39. Which character is most likely to end up in jail?
Any one of those but the kidriks. I want to say Papyrus, since it's easier to catch her in the act - but she wouldn't stay for very long.
40. 8 (Candy) was sent into the future, what would they find life to be like since time has technically moved on without her?
Sennen Pharaoh is still around, and kind of pissed. WHERE DID THE RING GO.
41. Name 1's catchphrase.
"I swear, it's part of the plan."
42. 2 (Isis) and 3 (Linner) have switched bodies! What would happen?
I dearly, dearly hope Linner doesn't flirt with Seiran anyway. And that she hadn't spent the night with Linner prior to the swap.
43. Violet just became a fifteen year old, what would they do?
Probably not notice. It's a one-year difference.
44. 2 (Isis) thinks they're Superman and is about to jump off the roof of a building. How would the other characters react?
NEE-SAAAAAAAANNNNNN
45. Would 1 (Brunch) prefer the beach or the mountains?
Beach. HOLY CRAP SO MUCH WATER
46. Would 5 (Witching) battle a shark?
Would if he could, probably. But can't.
47. Which of the above characters would hate each other?
All Marlicks hate all other Marlicks including themselves, except Mali and Moonbeam, who'd look up to them. Isis and Papyrus would probably not get along well because of the guard/robber dynamic.
48. Who would win in those fights?
Did you just ask me to choreograph the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Marlickny? Mali. By hiding under a table until everyone else collapsed, either from brainwashing or exhaustion. Linner, otherwise, though Luna'd have everyone else fawning over her and calling her ~Marica-sama~ until she just - meets - her match. Papyrus walks off, meanwhile, with half the gold in the Cairo Museum. Assuming Black is allowed to help.
49. What are 1 (Brunch), 9 (Luna), 4 (Mali), and 7's (Misery's) favorite foods and drinks?
All Marlicks <3 koshary forever.
Aside from that, Brunch likes modern Western food. Same goes for sodas etc.
Luna likes salads with ingredients most people can't pronounce.
Mali likes ice cream, ice cream, and ice cream.
Misery likes burgers and shakes.
50. If the characters were to fight to the death, who would win?
Black, on behalf of Papyrus. Though it'd be tough to defeat Bloodstone - they'd have to see how long Papyrus's ba lasted. (Poor Candy's Ring can only do one-on-one Dark Games….)
51. Who would be the most likely to survive a zombie attack? Who would be the least?
Bloodstone isn't human, and neither is Black. So they'd be fine. Brunch, Moonbeam, and Mali are goners, unless the latter two can find someone to charm into helping them.
52. 3 (Linner) and 6 (Blue) are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean and they're running out of food! Would they tough it out and feed on fish and seagulls, end up eating each other, etc.?
Linner would do all the work and go fishing etc, but he might not give Blue as much~
53. If 2 (Isis), 4 (Mali), 9 (Luna), and 10 (Moonbeam) went out for a fun night on the town, what would happen?
WE'RE GONNA GET OUR NAILS DONE AND BUY LOOOOOOTS OF JEWELRY!
….it would be the most ridiculously girly night ever and Isis would feel a bit overwhelmed.
54. What would you say is 8's (Candy's) biggest flaw?
She gives in too easily to the path of least resistance.
55. What is 4's (Mali's) greatest strength?
Her refusal to be crushed by anybody, bolstered by lots of encouragement from DR friends.
56. If 6 (Blue Moon) was a real animal, what would he/she be? (Or what sort of mythological animal would they be?)
Slinky, slinky panther.
57. What would 3 (Linner) do if their sex was suddenly changed?
Laugh. And hope Seiran doesn't mind. And then go see if he gets to laugh at Brunch With Breasts, too. (From a distance.)
58. 5 (Witching) and 6 (Blue) end up back in the distant past, how do they react?
OH HEY IS THE PHARAOH HERE LET'S KILL THE PHARAOH NOW - WAIT NO, GHOST-DOUBLE, DON'T PROTEST, THAT'S A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE COURSE OF ACTION. ALSO WHY IS NO ONE WEARING A SUIT..
59. The world has been flooded and turned into one big ocean. Does 1 adapt and survive, or perish?
Brunch would survive. But it wouldn't be easy.
60. 1 (Brunch) and 9 (Luna) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Mali's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Moonbeam) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for 4 (Mali). Meanwhile, 4 (Mali) has kidnapped 12 (Black) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Witching), they seek out 3 (Linner), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"Too Many Marlicks Spoil the Soup"