WTF Ebay Auction - Incubus Possessed Ring
This is quite possibly the unintentionally funniest auction I have seen in years.
Incubus Possessed Ring
“” Donovan ” is an Extremely Over Sexual Male Incubus Nymph, who Comes to you in your Sleep, and Satisfies your Every Sexual Need and Desire !”
“Also, this Spirit Invocation was Performed on the Right Day of the Week, when the Lunar Moon was in the Right Phase, and using all the Necessary Herbs, Incense, Candles, Flowers and Chants that true Wiccan Spells and Invocations Require to be Effective !”
All the funnier because the seller cuts and pastes the same text with every piece of similar jewelry. AND
In Western medieval legend, an incubus (plural incubi) is a demon in male form supposed to lie upon sleepers, especially women, in order to have sexual intercourse with them. It was believed to do this in order to spawn other incubi. The incubus drains energy from the woman on whom it performs sexual intercourse in order to sustain itself, and some sources indicate that it may be identified by its unnaturally cold penis.[1] Religious tradition holds that repeated intercourse with such a spirit by either males or females (the female version of the incubus is called a succubus) may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.
- Thank you Wikipedia
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