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Nov 07, 2004 00:32

hmm well today got up paige n jenny spent he night last night and we listened to country all night and then they left today and then i got ready n such the gabb came over n we just sat around then my bro n his friend took us to bball practice then after that i came home, ate then gabby n elaine came over and we played with gina n jenny and we were laying on my front lawn , and a truck pulled up across the street and it wasnt my neighbor, he jumps outta his car and just starts sprinting to the tot lot and where he is at under the slide me n gabby were to scared to go over by the tot lot but elaine jenny n gina i did and when they guys saw em he ran to the field and me n gabby were peeing our pants and we ran in my house and locked the doors, then made dad go out there. any ways elaine n gabby left at ike 930ish ten mr krupnak gina jenny n myself went to 31 flavors then i came here, and now im haing a bizzare convo with kayla, kinda ammusing were so random

xxKaylerKxx: who r u again
apsweetpea11: Hello Im Dr Yalimonchilli
apsweetpea11: and sense u frogot i just wanted to tell you that u have no friends and u smell n no one likes you,
xxKaylerKxx: OMG really
apsweetpea11: yes.
apsweetpea11: im sorry
xxKaylerKxx: will u be friend and can i use ur shower
xxKaylerKxx: ?
apsweetpea11: no cus when u walk in my house ull smell up the whole joint and i dont like smelly people there for i cant be ur friend
apsweetpea11: but maybe ask jillian tizedees she smells worse then you and has no friends
xxKaylerKxx: O well i will ask her then
apsweetpea11: okay
xxKaylerKxx: shes away right now....ok im i cant come in ur house can u hose me down outside?
apsweetpea11: hmm ill have to think about that cus as soon as the water comes off ur body the water smells and then it will go all around the city and in the suwer and u will smell up the whole town!
xxKaylerKxx: Damn im in a lose lose situation
xxKaylerKxx: do i have a bf?
apsweetpea11: no no one likes you cus u smell
xxKaylerKxx: DAMN IT!
xxKaylerKxx: have i ever smelled good?
apsweetpea11: yes back in the day
xxKaylerKxx: O how old am i
xxKaylerKxx: wuts my age again
apsweetpea11: ur 144456 years old
xxKaylerKxx: Do i look good for my age?
xxKaylerKxx: ;-)
apsweetpea11: yes very good and thats the only good quality about you:-)
xxKaylerKxx: O y thank you!
apsweetpea11: no problamo
xxKaylerKxx: thansk
xxKaylerKxx: are u a burrito?
apsweetpea11: nope im mexican but im not a burrito
apsweetpea11: i know u would like a piece of me
apsweetpea11: but im not a burrito
xxKaylerKxx: lMAO i dont want a piece i want the whole enchilada
apsweetpea11: well hunny u aint getting that either.
apsweetpea11: cus im pure bread mexican
apsweetpea11: and im a girl
xxKaylerKxx: O shit do i get a constilation prize?
apsweetpea11: u get nachos
apsweetpea11: with cheese
apsweetpea11: and beans
apsweetpea11: and lettuce
apsweetpea11: and hot sauce
apsweetpea11: and meat
xxKaylerKxx: well thats not bad then .... but it aint u :-(
apsweetpea11: nope, im too mexican for you
xxKaylerKxx: o well im too german fer u
xxKaylerKxx: or french i think im even
apsweetpea11: well they dont get along.
xxKaylerKxx: really y not?
xxKaylerKxx is away at 12:11:57 AM.
apsweetpea11: cus they go to WAR
xxKaylerKxx returned at 12:12:02 AM.
xxKaylerKxx: no uh they did not have not
xxKaylerKxx: have they?
xxKaylerKxx: and y ?
apsweetpea11: cus there different
xxKaylerKxx: O in a good way or bad
apsweetpea11: BAD
apsweetpea11: you see mexicans eat burritos, and then french peeps eat pizza
xxKaylerKxx: so
xxKaylerKxx: burrito w/pizza stuff inside?
apsweetpea11: there two different ethnicitys
apsweetpea11: what religion are you
xxKaylerKxx: not catholic
apsweetpea11: well i am
xxKaylerKxx: baptist u r catholic
apsweetpea11: thats another reason we cant be friends
apsweetpea11: cus there differnt
apsweetpea11: and were just different people ad i cant handle it
xxKaylerKxx: :'(
xxKaylerKxx: dana i cant go on w/out you.
apsweetpea11: im sorry, i dont make the rules.
apsweetpea11: i just enforce em
xxKaylerKxx: wuts that from that is stupid
apsweetpea11: no my friend ur stupid
apsweetpea11: and lost all ur memory and u dont know what ur talking about
xxKaylerKxx: maybe ur dumb tho
xxKaylerKxx: and im a genius
apsweetpea11: nope im not
apsweetpea11: nope your not
apsweetpea11: i know this you dont
apsweetpea11: u have amnisha i dont
apsweetpea11: you lost ur memory i didnt
apsweetpea11: your gay and im cool
xxKaylerKxx: UR PLASTIC! AND IM A NERD?
apsweetpea11: im big your small im smart your dump and theres ntohig u can do about it.
apsweetpea11: yes
xxKaylerKxx: Well then kill me now dana and save me from misery
apsweetpea11: okay, i hate to do this but
apsweetpea11: oh god i just cant
apsweetpea11: im catholic
apsweetpea11: its a sin
xxKaylerKxx: say it. u sin enough.
apsweetpea11: its not somthing i can say
apsweetpea11: its somthing i have to do.
apsweetpea11: and i dont sing
apsweetpea11: sin*
xxKaylerKxx: Lol o ur perfect
apsweetpea11: no no one is perfect god also established that
apsweetpea11: and i go by what god says
xxKaylerKxx: then u sin
apsweetpea11: i belive in my lord and one nation under god
xxKaylerKxx: yea u do
apsweetpea11: and how is this?
xxKaylerKxx: like not say ing his name in vain
apsweetpea11: 1. i dont masturbate
apsweetpea11: 2. i dont kill
apsweetpea11: 3. i dont use name in vain
xxKaylerKxx: its doesnt say rule number 1
apsweetpea11: 4. i dont cheat on my spose
xxKaylerKxx: 3 u do
xxKaylerKxx: 4 u do
apsweetpea11: its sin numver
apsweetpea11: no no
apsweetpea11: thats where ur rong again my friend
xxKaylerKxx: yes yes
xxKaylerKxx: plz explain y am i rong
apsweetpea11: because i dont use lords name in vain and i do not sin
apsweetpea11: and i like country music now
xxKaylerKxx: Lmao ok dana
apsweetpea11: cus paige made me watch it last night all last night
xxKaylerKxx: me too
apsweetpea11: and i got hooked for like 4 hours
xxKaylerKxx: Lol wow
apsweetpea11: CHANNEL 58
xxKaylerKxx: wow
apsweetpea11: IF U HAVE COMCAST
xxKaylerKxx: i kno
xxKaylerKxx: CMT
xxKaylerKxx: Lol
apsweetpea11: you betcha
apsweetpea11: thats what im ganna fall asleep to every night now
xxKaylerKxx: ;-)
apsweetpea11: knowing that god is with me
xxKaylerKxx: Good
apsweetpea11: yesh
xxKaylerKxx: YES
xxKaylerKxx: PRAISE THE LORD
apsweetpea11: ALAYLUA
xxKaylerKxx: wow
xxKaylerKxx: its sunday
xxKaylerKxx: 24 after
xxKaylerKxx: 25 now
apsweetpea11: uhm try 27 duh
apsweetpea11: its 1227
xxKaylerKxx: no its 12 23
xxKaylerKxx: 25
apsweetpea11: okay call G-R-A-N-D-M-A
apsweetpea11: and they will tell you the exact time
xxKaylerKxx: Lol shut up
apsweetpea11: i swear to god
xxKaylerKxx: its past ur bed time
apsweetpea11: no no
xxKaylerKxx: i am calling
apsweetpea11: if i could grant you one wish i wish you could see they way you kiss:-*
apsweetpea11: okay
xxKaylerKxx: 1226 and 50 seconds
apsweetpea11: no we were both wrong
apsweetpea11: so now its 1227
apsweetpea11: and my clock says 1229
xxKaylerKxx: So blah
apsweetpea11: SO BLAH TO YOU GIRLFRIEND
apsweetpea11: i have a q
apsweetpea11: why is it kayler K
apsweetpea11: you last name starts with a M
apsweetpea11: not a k
apsweetpea11: its not Konholen
apsweetpea11: or is it
xxKaylerKxx: blah to ur butt---- becuz kayler was taken so i get called kayla k kayler k kay kay and so i put a k and its ounds better then KAYLERM
xxKaylerKxx: no its monhollen smarty
apsweetpea11: whatever
apsweetpea11: :-P i stick my tounge out atchu
xxKaylerKxx: i stick mine out baq :-P
apsweetpea11: well i kiss you:-*
apsweetpea11: :-[ you make me emarrassed
xxKaylerKxx: O:-)u make me FLY
xxKaylerKxx: 8-)and cool
apsweetpea11: 8-) you make me wanna put sunglasses on cus ur just so hott and ur burning my eyes
apsweetpea11: =-O
apsweetpea11: thats where i suck you
apsweetpea11: :-D
apsweetpea11: haha
apsweetpea11: tehehe
apsweetpea11: cus we all know u have one
xxKaylerKxx: LMAO NO NO NO IM A GURL

apsweetpea11: no ur nto
xxKaylerKxx: no no no no no no no no no no no im not a hermie!
xxKaylerKxx: :'(u make me cry
xxKaylerKxx: >:oand im mad now!
xxKaylerKxx: :-!I PUT U FOOT IN MY MOUTH AND BITE IT OFF CUZ IM SO MAD
apsweetpea11: :-P na na a boo boo
xxKaylerKxx: u cant catch me:-\
apsweetpea11: oh yes i can
apsweetpea11: :-X
apsweetpea11: im not saying where i am
xxKaylerKxx: uhm :-( i cant find u
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