*cries* I will never meet the man of my dreams...
And if I did, I would probably have to admit some VERY embarassing stalker traits to him...
at any rate
RED
What is love? It's an emotion, but it's also an action. I think if more people understood the action of love, the world would be a much better place. It is also an abstract concept of indeterminate and indescribable worth. If you have it, you are very lucky.
Name 3 things you feel very passionate about - writing/storytelling, dogs, music
Does fire fascinate you? - not particularly
Do you have a short temper? - Um... possibly? Eh, not really a temper, exactly. I don't know, I guess, average?
Are you a friend to dragons? - Although I am not entirely certain of the exact meaning of this question, I will say that I am a HUGE dragon nut. HUGE. Dragonhear is the ONLY movie that NEVER fails to make me cry, and I do beleive that dragons, as beasts, actually existed at one point in time.
Are you very warm hearted? - I don't know. I think whatever warmth my heart might contain is negated by my base fear and distrust of all other people.
Do you feel intense emotions? - Oh God yes, and I REALLY wish I didn't.
ORANGE
Are you bright? - In... what way...?
What are the three most wholesome things you've done lately? - Hmm... I kissed my mom before going to class, I ate breakfast with my best friend, and I watched The Secret of NIMH (A children's movie)
Is vibrance a good characteristic to have? - I don't think I've ever considered "vibrance" a characteristic. Or well, I haven't thought about it much. I suppose it could be, but I suppose if you're too vibrant you might tend to... outshine those around you?
Are you rich in self confidence? - The irony of this question knows no bounds. FUCK NO. I wish...
Are you rich in vitamin c? - I don't eat oranges because they upset my acid reflux...
YELLOW
Are you a very happy person? - Is anybody?
Do you like the sun? - GOOD GOD NO!
Do you ever feel utter and complete joy? - Not that I can think of.
Do you feel like the volume in your life is all the way up? - The... volume...? Um... no?
Do you feel warm inside when you hug people? - Completely
If you were a care bear would you be cheer bear? - I would be Grumpy Bear.
Are you lemon scented? - No, I think I'm a bit more pine-y (wtf? lemon-scented?)
GREEN
Are you incredibly lucky? - I would probably have to say no... although, I have been incredibly blessed with circumstances. Y'know, not poor, pretty good Mom (well... now she is...)
Are you easy going? - I... *sigh* Probably not. But I would like to be. I'm just very passionate about everything, and it's hard to be laid-back when everything puts you on fire.
Are you very mischievious? -First of all, it's fucking "mischievous", and second of all... Probably not, but I definitely think I COULD be, with the right encouragement ;)
Are you very lusty/sexy? - knawdsjndcvnseijfjisdvsdjklnYESkndfionhsdopjdjFUCKhghi
Ever find a four leafed clover? - hehe, I looked when I was a kid, but never found one.
Are you fresh like mint? - ...no...
Does nature speak to you? - Does nature... speak to me...? Uh... no.
BLUE
Do you love to look at water? Mmmmm, mmhmmm. Pretty. Sounds nice too.
Are you calm/relaxed? - Oi, not really. I have extreme amounts of tension. It was funny, way back when, my physical therapist gave me these neck exorcises to release tension in my neck and vocal chord muscles, and I COULDN'T DO THEM. I could do half of them just fine--moving my head to my right side, but I had too much tension in the right side of my neck to move my head very far to the right without pain. The doctor was completely baffled, and after we had spent 15 minutes just, like, moving my head around, she actually told me that the tension in my neck was VISIBLE. So, uh, to answer your question, not really!
Is it very difficult to upset you? - Uh... it kind of depends. But, probably no.
Are you at peace? - I wish.
Are you comforting? - I try to be, very much, and I think I am successful most of the time.
Are you well balanced? - I very much doubt it (although, I have to admit I'm not entirely certain what "well balanced" would be defined as...)
Are you content? - Absolutely not.
PURPLE
Are you royalty? - I am totally related to a former British king whose nickname was "the Fart"--FUCK YEAH, I'M ROYALTY!
Are you very free spirited? - Very? I don't know about very, but free-spirited, definitely.
Are you conceited? - Yugh, I was once told I was, and it was a horrible experience. It's the LAST thing I ever want to be, and if I am, I apologize profusely.
Do you have a passion for indulgence? - *snort* Hah! Er... uh, no, not at all. *shifty eyes*
Are you a grape? - A... grape? I...
wtf, a grape?!
Are you a purple horseshoe? - Have you ever even SEEN a purple horseshoe? What would be the purpose of that?
PINK
Are you less than intense? - While I'm not entirely sure what that means, I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say "no".
Are you incredibly feminine? - Yes and no. I'm not really a girlie girl, but I have my moments. And I'm very emotionally unstable, like many females.
BLACK
Do you absorb everything possible? - Oh yes, I'm quite spongey.
Are you incredibly energetic? - Occasionally.
GOLD
Are you expensive? - Oi, apparently, since I seem to owe so much money.
Are you worth it? - *shrug* I don't feel worth it, though people keep telling me I am. I'm sure a lot of people feel that way, though.
last cigarette: I do not smoke. I have athsma... damnit, I suddently forgot how to spell "asthma"... ashma? It seems like it should be longer... fuck... yeah, ok, it's "asthma". Thank you, dictionary.com (dude, my mother threw away our dictionary... I was totally pissed, I USE that thing!)
last car ride: erm, some hours ago... well... is it a ride if you're driving?
last kiss: Oh God, it's been so long, I don't even want to think about it.
last good cry: Ages. GOOD cry, that is.
last library book checked out: Fuckingwklfuckfuckfuck;eo pseiojopse fucking... *sigh* the textbook from my uncompleted make-up class from spring semester, and I fkjefucking keide STILL haven't taken it back, aaaaaaaagggghhhhhjklsdjodjodod
last movie seen: Hmm... all the way through? The Princess Bride
last book read: still working on Outlander by Diana Gabaldon, before that The Time of the Ghost by Diana Wynn Jones (I LOVE her!!)
last cuss word uttered: out loud... um... "shit"
last beverage drank: Diet Coke
last food consumed: melted chocolate
last crush: maybe Scott from class? and I guess Ben...
last phone call: to: Audrey, from: Audrey
last tv show watched: Lois&Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, on DVD!!! Thank you, Netflix!
last time showered: I think it was 7-ish... a.m.
last shoes worn: Er... my fancy thongs, the ones I bought at Payless with Audrey. They have (faux) snake-skin... er... bottom parts? (not soles, they're heels, and I hesitate to use the word "lift", because it's embarrassing)... and they are brown... ish
last cd played: "Foiled", Blue October, but I am JUST about to start playing "Bloodsport", Sneaker Pimps
last item bought: um... breakfast! oh wait, no... fuck... In my exhaustion, I bought a boh3m3 t-shirt... duuuuuuuuude, I really can't afford that *headdesk*
last downloaded: some Sneaker Pimps before I remembered I HAVE THAT ALBUM... dumbass
last annoyance: The way my arm is like... rubbing on my desk surface, and it... doesn't hurt (yet), but it is quite irritated, and sensitive, and... ick
last disappointment: *sigh* uhhh... being "not" asked out by the guy I sort of talked to for, like, 5 minutes today in class... and not really having anything for dinner, and eating crap when I know I should and getting fat... gosh
last soda drank: Diet Coke, didn't you ask me that already?
last thing written: "already?" unless you mean HAND-written, in which, I'm declining to state, because it is embarrassing.
last key used: house key
last word spoken: uh... crap, don't remember. It was awhile ago...
last sleep: ... what?...
last im: Audrey
last sexual fantasy: I was entertaining some very... vivid... er... nevermind
last weird encounter: the stupid guy in class fehju wehio qwejioqw, fuuuuuuck, I don't want to go back tomorrow
last ice cream eaten: um... hmm... I beleive the last ice cream I had was Haa--oh, wait no! I bought a pint of Breyer's Strawberry while I was sick. WOO!... I... remembered... shuddupIknowI'mpathetic
last time amused: last time amused... um... probably while I was watching Lois&Clark
last time wanting to die: ...
last time in love: About as long as I was kissed
last time hugged: When Audrey left... aw... *tear*
last time scolded: oh, God... I don't even know
last time resentful: hrm... earlier today
last chair sat in: the one I'm sitting in now... it's not very comfortable, although it does have an added cushion on it
last underwear worn: I'm wearing a pair of white, satin, Jockey's
last shirt worn: I'm currently wearing some sort of... night shirt... that's kind of shaped like a dress, only it's a t-shirt, and it is a VERY unflattering (on me) shade of pink, with a weird... sun? design on it in this kind of strange... like... little balls... ok, that sounded dirty... remember, um... shit, what was it called? zoam? floam? I dunno, some Nicolodeon shit... anyway, it's like that...
wow...
last time dancing: I was sort of "dancing" in my car when "Black Water" by the Doobie Brothers was on the radio
last poster looked at: last poster... OO!! The one I MADE in Illustrator class!!
last show attended: show, as in... I guess, when I went to see Heather's One-Acts
last webpage visited: before LiveJournal? deviantART
at any rate
RED
What is love? It's an emotion, but it's also an action. I think if more people understood the action of love, the world would be a much better place. It is also an abstract concept of indeterminate and indescribable worth. If you have it, you are very lucky.
Name 3 things you feel very passionate about - writing/storytelling, dogs, music
Does fire fascinate you? - not particularly
Do you have a short temper? - Um... possibly? Eh, not really a temper, exactly. I don't know, I guess, average?
Are you a friend to dragons? - Although I am not entirely certain of the exact meaning of this question, I will say that I am a HUGE dragon nut. HUGE. Dragonhear is the ONLY movie that NEVER fails to make me cry, and I do beleive that dragons, as beasts, actually existed at one point in time.
Are you very warm hearted? - I don't know. I think whatever warmth my heart might contain is negated by my base fear and distrust of all other people.
Do you feel intense emotions? - Oh God yes, and I REALLY wish I didn't.
ORANGE
Are you bright? - In... what way...?
What are the three most wholesome things you've done lately? - Hmm... I kissed my mom before going to class, I ate breakfast with my best friend, and I watched The Secret of NIMH (A children's movie)
Is vibrance a good characteristic to have? - I don't think I've ever considered "vibrance" a characteristic. Or well, I haven't thought about it much. I suppose it could be, but I suppose if you're too vibrant you might tend to... outshine those around you?
Are you rich in self confidence? - The irony of this question knows no bounds. FUCK NO. I wish...
Are you rich in vitamin c? - I don't eat oranges because they upset my acid reflux...
YELLOW
Are you a very happy person? - Is anybody?
Do you like the sun? - GOOD GOD NO!
Do you ever feel utter and complete joy? - Not that I can think of.
Do you feel like the volume in your life is all the way up? - The... volume...? Um... no?
Do you feel warm inside when you hug people? - Completely
If you were a care bear would you be cheer bear? - I would be Grumpy Bear.
Are you lemon scented? - No, I think I'm a bit more pine-y (wtf? lemon-scented?)
GREEN
Are you incredibly lucky? - I would probably have to say no... although, I have been incredibly blessed with circumstances. Y'know, not poor, pretty good Mom (well... now she is...)
Are you easy going? - I... *sigh* Probably not. But I would like to be. I'm just very passionate about everything, and it's hard to be laid-back when everything puts you on fire.
Are you very mischievious? -First of all, it's fucking "mischievous", and second of all... Probably not, but I definitely think I COULD be, with the right encouragement ;)
Are you very lusty/sexy? - knawdsjndcvnseijfjisdvsdjklnYESkndfionhsdopjdjFUCKhghi
Ever find a four leafed clover? - hehe, I looked when I was a kid, but never found one.
Are you fresh like mint? - ...no...
Does nature speak to you? - Does nature... speak to me...? Uh... no.
BLUE
Do you love to look at water? Mmmmm, mmhmmm. Pretty. Sounds nice too.
Are you calm/relaxed? - Oi, not really. I have extreme amounts of tension. It was funny, way back when, my physical therapist gave me these neck exorcises to release tension in my neck and vocal chord muscles, and I COULDN'T DO THEM. I could do half of them just fine--moving my head to my right side, but I had too much tension in the right side of my neck to move my head very far to the right without pain. The doctor was completely baffled, and after we had spent 15 minutes just, like, moving my head around, she actually told me that the tension in my neck was VISIBLE. So, uh, to answer your question, not really!
Is it very difficult to upset you? - Uh... it kind of depends. But, probably no.
Are you at peace? - I wish.
Are you comforting? - I try to be, very much, and I think I am successful most of the time.
Are you well balanced? - I very much doubt it (although, I have to admit I'm not entirely certain what "well balanced" would be defined as...)
Are you content? - Absolutely not.
PURPLE
Are you royalty? - I am totally related to a former British king whose nickname was "the Fart"--FUCK YEAH, I'M ROYALTY!
Are you very free spirited? - Very? I don't know about very, but free-spirited, definitely.
Are you conceited? - Yugh, I was once told I was, and it was a horrible experience. It's the LAST thing I ever want to be, and if I am, I apologize profusely.
Do you have a passion for indulgence? - *snort* Hah! Er... uh, no, not at all. *shifty eyes*
Are you a grape? - A... grape? I...
wtf, a grape?!
Are you a purple horseshoe? - Have you ever even SEEN a purple horseshoe? What would be the purpose of that?
PINK
Are you less than intense? - While I'm not entirely sure what that means, I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say "no".
Are you incredibly feminine? - Yes and no. I'm not really a girlie girl, but I have my moments. And I'm very emotionally unstable, like many females.
BLACK
Do you absorb everything possible? - Oh yes, I'm quite spongey.
Are you incredibly energetic? - Occasionally.
GOLD
Are you expensive? - Oi, apparently, since I seem to owe so much money.
Are you worth it? - *shrug* I don't feel worth it, though people keep telling me I am. I'm sure a lot of people feel that way, though.
last cigarette: I do not smoke. I have athsma... damnit, I suddently forgot how to spell "asthma"... ashma? It seems like it should be longer... fuck... yeah, ok, it's "asthma". Thank you, dictionary.com (dude, my mother threw away our dictionary... I was totally pissed, I USE that thing!)
last car ride: erm, some hours ago... well... is it a ride if you're driving?
last kiss: Oh God, it's been so long, I don't even want to think about it.
last good cry: Ages. GOOD cry, that is.
last library book checked out: Fuckingwklfuckfuckfuck;eo pseiojopse fucking... *sigh* the textbook from my uncompleted make-up class from spring semester, and I fkjefucking keide STILL haven't taken it back, aaaaaaaagggghhhhhjklsdjodjodod
last movie seen: Hmm... all the way through? The Princess Bride
last book read: still working on Outlander by Diana Gabaldon, before that The Time of the Ghost by Diana Wynn Jones (I LOVE her!!)
last cuss word uttered: out loud... um... "shit"
last beverage drank: Diet Coke
last food consumed: melted chocolate
last crush: maybe Scott from class? and I guess Ben...
last phone call: to: Audrey, from: Audrey
last tv show watched: Lois&Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, on DVD!!! Thank you, Netflix!
last time showered: I think it was 7-ish... a.m.
last shoes worn: Er... my fancy thongs, the ones I bought at Payless with Audrey. They have (faux) snake-skin... er... bottom parts? (not soles, they're heels, and I hesitate to use the word "lift", because it's embarrassing)... and they are brown... ish
last cd played: "Foiled", Blue October, but I am JUST about to start playing "Bloodsport", Sneaker Pimps
last item bought: um... breakfast! oh wait, no... fuck... In my exhaustion, I bought a boh3m3 t-shirt... duuuuuuuuude, I really can't afford that *headdesk*
last downloaded: some Sneaker Pimps before I remembered I HAVE THAT ALBUM... dumbass
last annoyance: The way my arm is like... rubbing on my desk surface, and it... doesn't hurt (yet), but it is quite irritated, and sensitive, and... ick
last disappointment: *sigh* uhhh... being "not" asked out by the guy I sort of talked to for, like, 5 minutes today in class... and not really having anything for dinner, and eating crap when I know I should and getting fat... gosh
last soda drank: Diet Coke, didn't you ask me that already?
last thing written: "already?" unless you mean HAND-written, in which, I'm declining to state, because it is embarrassing.
last key used: house key
last word spoken: uh... crap, don't remember. It was awhile ago...
last sleep: ... what?...
last im: Audrey
last sexual fantasy: I was entertaining some very... vivid... er... nevermind
last weird encounter: the stupid guy in class fehju wehio qwejioqw, fuuuuuuck, I don't want to go back tomorrow
last ice cream eaten: um... hmm... I beleive the last ice cream I had was Haa--oh, wait no! I bought a pint of Breyer's Strawberry while I was sick. WOO!... I... remembered... shuddupIknowI'mpathetic
last time amused: last time amused... um... probably while I was watching Lois&Clark
last time wanting to die: ...
last time in love: About as long as I was kissed
last time hugged: When Audrey left... aw... *tear*
last time scolded: oh, God... I don't even know
last time resentful: hrm... earlier today
last chair sat in: the one I'm sitting in now... it's not very comfortable, although it does have an added cushion on it
last underwear worn: I'm wearing a pair of white, satin, Jockey's
last shirt worn: I'm currently wearing some sort of... night shirt... that's kind of shaped like a dress, only it's a t-shirt, and it is a VERY unflattering (on me) shade of pink, with a weird... sun? design on it in this kind of strange... like... little balls... ok, that sounded dirty... remember, um... shit, what was it called? zoam? floam? I dunno, some Nicolodeon shit... anyway, it's like that...
wow...
last time dancing: I was sort of "dancing" in my car when "Black Water" by the Doobie Brothers was on the radio
last poster looked at: last poster... OO!! The one I MADE in Illustrator class!!
last show attended: show, as in... I guess, when I went to see Heather's One-Acts
last webpage visited: before LiveJournal? deviantART